I knooo, weez'll wayte tyll da 'grunyun' ar runnink. Day kumz outa da
waddur tu lay dere eegz, an weez kin grab dem wiff ower pawz ur klawz.

I wuuner if de oshun waddur tayztz gud...

Dyna, abvenshuruzlee


I isa notted gonna getz myown furz wet butted I willz get anyfish dat
jumpz
out anna sins you is a MC kitty ifin you go inna anna throw dem out I
willz
catches dem fur uses to eat later, OEJ

Meanwhile, out in the Pacific Ocean a wave forms, rolling toward the
shore......

Heeer fisheefishheee fishees OEJ, chattering like to the birdies

In de oshun!!!
Datz weer awl da fisheez liff!!!
Heeerrr fyyyysssshhhheeeeeezzzzzz....

Dyna runnink and cawlink tu da oshun...

fishes??? where??? OEJ starts after dyna at a dead run

Ho Boy, da oshun!!!
Datz weer awl da fysheez live!!!

Dyna, running towardz da waddur



I'm glad I took the time to install a PA system in the RV
while
we
were
partying back in Oklahoma...

picks up microphone

Attention all kitties: We are now heading westbound on Route
66,
getting
close to the end of the road. There on the left you'll see the
San
Bernardino Santa Fe railroad yard. My male human's grandfather
used
to
work there as a blacksmith. Here, and few miles further on, if
you
look
out the windows on the right side, you'll see Rialto's
historic
Wigwam
Motel. Those funny teepee shaped buildings have been there for
a
long,
long time.

Now we're passing through Fontana (where Kaiser Steel used to
have
a
big
steel mill), and into Rancho Cucamonga (where they have a big
baseball
stadium called the Epicenter), and on to Upland and Claremont
and
Pomona.

Now here is the city of Azusa. This was the first city in the
US
to
which honey bees were imported (back in 1874).

This here is the city of Monrovia. That building there is the
Aztec
Hotel. It was built in the 20's and modeled on Aztec and Mayan
architecture.

That big place off to the right is the Santa Anita Racetrack,
in
the
city of Arcadia. It's been there since 1934.

Next we go through South Pasadena. This is where the Rose
Parade
is
held
every New Year's Day. That building there, at Mission Street
and
Fair
Oaks Avenue, is the Fair Oaks Pharmacy and Soda Fountain. We
just
might
teleport back there for a little bit when we get to Santa
Monica!

Nexgt we drive through Los Angeles, Beverly Hills, and Century
City.
Then we finally reach the city of Santa Monica!

Here we are, at Ocean Blvd. Look out the windshield - that's
Santa
Monica Pier! Since we're special (after all, how many RVs are
driven
by
kitties?) we'll just park right there on the pier.

Lays on the horn to get the humans to move out of the way

We'll park right here, underneath the famous Santa Monica Pier
sign
(the
one shown at the top of
Ok, kitties -
we're
here! Let's go explore the sights here at the pier, then we'll
come
back
here and party and dance. Sir TV, would you like to escort me
out
onto
the pier? There are some very interesting places to eat out
there...

Cleopatra