Hihi diz iz O. T. da gramby didn work diz day and her gotz up at seben,
looked at da fingy on da wall dat tellz how kold it iz in da out, went and
putted on a long flannel gown and we all gotta go bak to bed. A neibor woke
uz up and said der were birdz lookin for fudz in da bak yardz. So we all
hadta getz up and her broke up bread anna mixed wif birdseedz and fed dem.
If allof you hunterz cats would port ofver, we kud get rid of deze birdies.
NO Gramby dey izn't your petz!!! Not like dem parotz u won let noone
eatz!!!