Mosey's Meowmee spits her milk all over a passing Mosey, who is finally
amused, after consooming tew mutch nip..fankyew anti soft n hiiiii
Amelia...woooooo hooooo ,
hoo kares wat dat buttmunch Dave sez?? Mosey sliding daown da banistur
floomp

the now very tired soft pushes yet anothr kilo of nip through the porter

"Amelia T Cat"

So while I do (really) appreciate your concern for my cat, I simply
cannot
abide the meowchat. Honestly, it's not playful; it's hopelessly
childish.
You must know that. Don't you? Would you accept people in a
child-rearing
newgroup using babytalk? I doubt it.

BTW, I've spoken to the vet, and it's really looking like my kitten is
just
a little piglet. I'm just going increase his daily amount of food to
make
him satified, then try very gradually reducing it to the proper amount.

Newsflash: rec.pets.cats.community is the newsgroup where meowchat is
spoken. That is the express purpose for which the group was created.
Those of us who participate recognize it as fun, humorous,
light-hearted, creative, and relaxing. If you don't, then STFU and go
elsewhere. You opened the wrong door and entered the wrong room; it is
now time for you to leave and find the proper venue. We don't care a
whit what you think of meowchat or it's practitioners.

We are glad to hear that your feline companion is well. I will ask,
though, that you be more open and understanding of kitty's
eccentricities than you are of your fellow cat lover's eccentricities.

Now please FOAD.

Amelia T Cat