tiger pawz ofur hizown key... itsa flat sqware box, wif blue anna white
rappin, der iz little mouwseez anna kandlez onna paper, Tiger
"Granby" wrote in message
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Willow taps Tiger on the shoulder. Giff me your key anna I will chek anna
see if u leftr da prezzie in ur kabin. We godda find itself so u kan giff
it to herself when u danzes da danze. Keep eating and switch to niptea
for a bit.
"Stormmee" wrote in message
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fudz iz gud, tiger beginz eatin... i lofez ani seafudz, i thinkz dat iz
why i likez da kruzin diz kommuniti duz..I thinkz ani way dat i hadda
prezzie when i ported bak to da ship anna i am purti sure i piked itsef
up when i kamed furm mine kabin, butted den i kan't remfur veri muc kuz i
started drinkin nip drinkz anna thinkin bowt mine badly behafed hoominz,
Tiger, at least eatin between bited anna not talkin wif hizown mouf full
"Granby" wrote in message
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O T and Ranger walk up to Tiger, one on each side.

O T begins, Tiger mineown man, u needz sum fudz. They walk him to a
table and sit him down in frnt of a large plate of food. I wuz finkink
where u mitted of putted dat giftz. U waz standink by dat potted palm
tree awhilez ago. Ranger kud u chek up in itz branchez. After dat las
drink ur kneez gaf out for a minute and u sat by dat flour pot ofver
dere, I will go chek dat. U keepz eatink kauz u wanna be able to danze
da annifersarie waltz wiff yourown wife kitty when da musik startz. I
unnerstan ur awfulz day but u gotta fink of da ladiez anna what diz day
meanz to dem too.
"Stormmee" wrote in message
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Tiger goez bak to da bar for anofur drink anna triez afut a few to
remfur wher he putted hiz wife kitteez prezzie... and for that matter
what he got her... he knowz itz platum anna saphire but kant remfur
zatli juzt now what he got...

he goez fur da drink and seez stormmee in front of him at the bar wif a
drink in each paw... you know i iz gonna tell rosco juzt how meanz owrz
hoominz wuz today ifin he comez to da parti, Stormmee
"Granby" wrote in message
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O T looks around for Ranger. Hey mine frien we iz gonna haff to keepz
a I on Tiger diz nite. Him and da ofther kitties in hiz familee had a
badz day, specially Tiger. I fink him iz gonna get plasterd and we may
haff to help himself bak to his kabin. We may haff to ask Wascal to
help uz if we haz ta take dem stepz.
"Hercule Lenoir" wrote in message
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[A 'porter twinkles, and a sleek brown cat steps
out, followed by a more rotund grey one: it is
Hercule and the Inspector. They signal to the wait
kitties to help,and they unload two cases marked
DOMAINE CHAT LUNATIQUE, RHEIMS, FRANCE - DEMI-SEC
NIP-SHAMPAYNE; then two more of oysters, and one
of lobsters. The poster twinkles and returns.]

[Inspector] Ahh, Hercule, mon ami, what eez a
party wifout nip-shampayne, and lopster?
Waitkitties, pleeze haff zee kitchen-cats put
zeese oysterz on beds ob ice, den shuck zem so zat
zey are on zee haff-shell - and zee shampayne must
awlso be on ice. I weel come into zee kitchen
shortly to consult weef zee chef abowt zee
lopsterz!

[Hercule] But ob cawze we needs shampayne and
lopsterz! Ann Mme. Anaïs! Happy Birfday and
anipurrsary! But where eez yur wink, Tiger and
Allo, Mme. Pitoonya - were eez zee ofur
birfday-boy Sundance? Or eez we early?

--
Musically Yours,

Hercule Lenoir