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Drug scandal in Hoolikitten 2008 sorority
I went on a short business trip to England. When I came back, like all
good dads, I brought presents for the littl'uns. *Unlike* all good dads, I brought them drugs. We can't get decent catnip in Hong Kong, so I brought the girls dried catnip to sprinkle, two catnip mice, catnip treats and (joy of joys) some bubble-blowing mixture infused with catnip. The mice were a huge success. They were sniffed, mauled and tossed around. It seems that the girls have very different responses to the 'nip. Kiki became hyper, roaring around the apartment with her ears back and her tail in the air, leaping on her mouse every time she passed it. Naughty on the other hand is a natural stoner: she lay on her back holding the mouse to her face and purred, then she tried to stand up, failed, turned it into an "I meant to do that" roll, and her eyes glazed over. I think she was considering calling for pizza. The girls didn't like the catnip treats. I shall give them to my engineering staff and tell them they are traditional English snacks. The 'nip-flavoured bubbles are terrific fun! The kitnz love chasing the bubbles but become less and less co-ordinated (as well as more loopy/floppy) as they go. Eventually Kiki gets overstimulated and runs away and Naughty sits and watches the bubbles, entranced. The effects on both wear off very quickly, however. I'm delighted at this result because all of my previous owners have not been nip-heads at all. Purrs from Kiki and Naughty (who adds, Peace Out) |
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Drug scandal in Hoolikitten 2008 sorority
wrote in message ... I went on a short business trip to England. When I came back, like all good dads, I brought presents for the littl'uns. *Unlike* all good dads, I brought them drugs. We can't get decent catnip in Hong Kong, so I brought the girls dried catnip to sprinkle, two catnip mice, catnip treats and (joy of joys) some bubble-blowing mixture infused with catnip. The mice were a huge success. They were sniffed, mauled and tossed around. It seems that the girls have very different responses to the 'nip. Kiki became hyper, roaring around the apartment with her ears back and her tail in the air, leaping on her mouse every time she passed it. Naughty on the other hand is a natural stoner: she lay on her back holding the mouse to her face and purred, then she tried to stand up, failed, turned it into an "I meant to do that" roll, and her eyes glazed over. I think she was considering calling for pizza. The girls didn't like the catnip treats. I shall give them to my engineering staff and tell them they are traditional English snacks. The 'nip-flavoured bubbles are terrific fun! The kitnz love chasing the bubbles but become less and less co-ordinated (as well as more loopy/floppy) as they go. Eventually Kiki gets overstimulated and runs away and Naughty sits and watches the bubbles, entranced. The effects on both wear off very quickly, however. I'm delighted at this result because all of my previous owners have not been nip-heads at all. Purrs from Kiki and Naughty (who adds, Peace Out) LOL Sandy |
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Drug scandal in Hoolikitten 2008 sorority
On Nov 1, 9:44*am, wrote:
Naughty on the other hand is a natural stoner: she lay on her back holding the mouse to her face and purred, then she tried to stand up, failed, turned it into an "I meant to do that" roll, and her eyes glazed over. I Dunzi does that when she's on DaNip- she usually ends up flat on her back with her legs in the air Lesley Slave of the Fabulous Furballs |
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