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#11
March 17th 04, 03:56 AM
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Iz yoo NUTZ, Sammy Kitten????? I trooly fink yoo haf lostid
yurownself'z mynd!!! Troodur kitteez iz nottid ment fur da rezident kitteez tu be nyze tu!!!!! Dey iz ment to get beet up an' swatted an' hisst attid!!! But when trooder kitties grow up dey can get bigger dan de riginal cats. Like wif me and Ameliagrump - she started being really mean to me all de time, but now I iz biger dan her! snicker An' SUM Troodur Kitteez jist wanna tayk ofur yurown howse an' yur hoominz!!! --- Onyx, who knows these things ALL too well (and is still a little hissy about Java...)... De key is fur da trooder kittie to learn how to share, and to not hog de hoomin lap time. Sammy Kitten 
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#12
March 17th 04, 11:44 AM
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you only have three choices, get a lot happier about being a lap cat real
quick, 2 make friends with the truder kitty and divide up supervising the hoomanz, or 3 Let them bring the truder kitty and make such a fuss they send it away again, Miss Violette, who delegates Sylvia M. wrote in message ... "Cory" wrote in message ... In article , Miss Violette wrote: dyna honey, that is the worst kind of truder, Miss Violette Dat'z a TROODUR KITTY whut NEFFUR EFFUR EFFUR leefz!!!!! Doan letz dem du it, Dyna!!!!! --- Onyx -- O0oooo Noooo! Wat shud I dooo?????? Dyna, skayerd
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#13
March 18th 04, 06:30 PM
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Sylvia M. wrote:
Datz juzt da poynt! Like, I dunt want hoomin 'Lap Tyme", Ya kno... Juzt sum pettink an skraching an snax an treetz...I wanna Get, not Give, ya kno. Datz wy Meowmee thretinz me wiff uh trooder sisfurr. Dyna, not getting it Y'kno, Dyna, ebbery now an again, da furless won cumz home frum da toona place anna seez me sleepin, an sez sumfin like: "Oh iz my liddle baby (datz wat he kawlz me!) lonely sleepin heer all da day? Maybe I shud tink uv gettin yoo anudder kittee fur a companion." Can yoo belief how dum dese furless wonz is? I woiked furry hard to make sure dat I wuz da kittee dat he took home, not one uv my stoopid brufferz! Soon as myownself heard dat a nice hooman waz cumin to 'dopt one uv ussez, and dat dis hooman had no hooman kittenz an no udder kitteez, I put on my finery, a dash uv perfume, anna jumped inna hiz lap to smurgle! Anna now dat I'ze heer, he wantz ta kno if'n I want an udder kittee in da compartment! Hah! So deerie, jump up inna dat lap ann start smurglin yue meowmomie! -- Purrs, Mlle. Anaïs anais+at+electric-ink+dot+com
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#14
March 20th 04, 10:55 AM
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This is very good advice, Miss Violette, who knows!!!
Mlle. Anaïs wrote in message ... Sylvia M. wrote: Datz juzt da poynt! Like, I dunt want hoomin 'Lap Tyme", Ya kno... Juzt sum pettink an skraching an snax an treetz...I wanna Get, not Give, ya kno. Datz wy Meowmee thretinz me wiff uh trooder sisfurr. Dyna, not getting it Y'kno, Dyna, ebbery now an again, da furless won cumz home frum da toona place anna seez me sleepin, an sez sumfin like: "Oh iz my liddle baby (datz wat he kawlz me!) lonely sleepin heer all da day? Maybe I shud tink uv gettin yoo anudder kittee fur a companion." Can yoo belief how dum dese furless wonz is? I woiked furry hard to make sure dat I wuz da kittee dat he took home, not one uv my stoopid brufferz! Soon as myownself heard dat a nice hooman waz cumin to 'dopt one uv ussez, and dat dis hooman had no hooman kittenz an no udder kitteez, I put on my finery, a dash uv perfume, anna jumped inna hiz lap to smurgle! Anna now dat I'ze heer, he wantz ta kno if'n I want an udder kittee in da compartment! Hah! So deerie, jump up inna dat lap ann start smurglin yue meowmomie! -- Purrs, Mlle. Anaïs anais+at+electric-ink+dot+com
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#15
March 20th 04, 06:37 PM
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"Miss Violette" wrote in message ... This is very good advice, Miss Violette, who knows!!! Mlle. Anaïs wrote in message ... Sylvia M. wrote: Datz juzt da poynt! Like, I dunt want hoomin 'Lap Tyme", Ya kno... Juzt sum pettink an skraching an snax an treetz...I wanna Get, not Give, ya kno. Datz wy Meowmee thretinz me wiff uh trooder sisfurr. Dyna, not getting it Y'kno, Dyna, ebbery now an again, da furless won cumz home frum da toona place anna seez me sleepin, an sez sumfin like: "Oh iz my liddle baby (datz wat he kawlz me!) lonely sleepin heer all da day? Maybe I shud tink uv gettin yoo anudder kittee fur a companion." Can yoo belief how dum dese furless wonz is? I woiked furry hard to make sure dat I wuz da kittee dat he took home, not one uv my stoopid brufferz! Soon as myownself heard dat a nice hooman waz cumin to 'dopt one uv ussez, and dat dis hooman had no hooman kittenz an no udder kitteez, I put on my finery, a dash uv perfume, anna jumped inna hiz lap to smurgle! Anna now dat I'ze heer, he wantz ta kno if'n I want an udder kittee in da compartment! Hah! So deerie, jump up inna dat lap ann start smurglin yue meowmomie! -- Purrs, Mlle. Anaïs Heow offin du I hab tu du diz 'ting'? Dyna, Very hesitantly
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#16
March 20th 04, 06:37 PM
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3! gudgud ideer!
Dyna, thinking bezt ov awl eeffulz "Miss Violette" wrote in message ... you only have three choices, get a lot happier about being a lap cat real quick, 2 make friends with the truder kitty and divide up supervising the hoomanz, or 3 Let them bring the truder kitty and make such a fuss they send it away again, Miss Violette, who delegates Sylvia M. wrote in message ... "Cory" wrote in message ... In article , Miss Violette wrote: dyna honey, that is the worst kind of truder, Miss Violette Dat'z a TROODUR KITTY whut NEFFUR EFFUR EFFUR leefz!!!!! Doan letz dem du it, Dyna!!!!! --- Onyx -- O0oooo Noooo! Wat shud I dooo?????? Dyna, skayerd
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#17
March 21st 04, 01:08 AM
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that depends on you and your mamma, I get in soft's lap rarely but I
snuggle her when she is on the couch or at the pooter, OEJ gets in her lap about every other day, and TV gets on it daily and when there is food involved, Miss Violette Sylvia M wrote in message hlink.net... "Miss Violette" wrote in message ... This is very good advice, Miss Violette, who knows!!! Mlle. Anaïs wrote in message ... Sylvia M. wrote: Datz juzt da poynt! Like, I dunt want hoomin 'Lap Tyme", Ya kno... Juzt sum pettink an skraching an snax an treetz...I wanna Get, not Give, ya kno. Datz wy Meowmee thretinz me wiff uh trooder sisfurr. Dyna, not getting it Y'kno, Dyna, ebbery now an again, da furless won cumz home frum da toona place anna seez me sleepin, an sez sumfin like: "Oh iz my liddle baby (datz wat he kawlz me!) lonely sleepin heer all da day? Maybe I shud tink uv gettin yoo anudder kittee fur a companion." Can yoo belief how dum dese furless wonz is? I woiked furry hard to make sure dat I wuz da kittee dat he took home, not one uv my stoopid brufferz! Soon as myownself heard dat a nice hooman waz cumin to 'dopt one uv ussez, and dat dis hooman had no hooman kittenz an no udder kitteez, I put on my finery, a dash uv perfume, anna jumped inna hiz lap to smurgle! Anna now dat I'ze heer, he wantz ta kno if'n I want an udder kittee in da compartment! Hah! So deerie, jump up inna dat lap ann start smurglin yue meowmomie! -- Purrs, Mlle. Anaïs Heow offin du I hab tu du diz 'ting'? Dyna, Very hesitantly
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#18
March 21st 04, 05:44 PM
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Anna yoo don hafts get rite inna da lap, yoo can jus snuggle up to her
leg anna rest your head inn da lap. Y'know, take it in stages. An I'zl bet dat yoo get more treets! -- Purrs, Mlle. Anaïs anais+at+electric-ink+dot+com Sylvia M wrote: "Miss Violette" wrote in message ... This is very good advice, Miss Violette, who knows!!! Mlle. Anaïs wrote in message ... Sylvia M. wrote: Datz juzt da poynt! Like, I dunt want hoomin 'Lap Tyme", Ya kno... Juzt sum pettink an skraching an snax an treetz...I wanna Get, not Give, ya kno. Datz wy Meowmee thretinz me wiff uh trooder sisfurr. Dyna, not getting it Y'kno, Dyna, ebbery now an again, da furless won cumz home frum da toona place anna seez me sleepin, an sez sumfin like: "Oh iz my liddle baby (datz wat he kawlz me!) lonely sleepin heer all da day? Maybe I shud tink uv gettin yoo anudder kittee fur a companion." Can yoo belief how dum dese furless wonz is? I woiked furry hard to make sure dat I wuz da kittee dat he took home, not one uv my stoopid brufferz! Soon as myownself heard dat a nice hooman waz cumin to 'dopt one uv ussez, and dat dis hooman had no hooman kittenz an no udder kitteez, I put on my finery, a dash uv perfume, anna jumped inna hiz lap to smurgle! Anna now dat I'ze heer, he wantz ta kno if'n I want an udder kittee in da compartment! Hah! So deerie, jump up inna dat lap ann start smurglin yue meowmomie! -- Purrs, Mlle. Anaïs Heow offin du I hab tu du diz 'ting'? Dyna, Very hesitantly
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#19
March 21st 04, 08:10 PM
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You know you are so good with this advice business, maybe you should become
Dear Ana s for a paper Mlle. Anaïs wrote in message ... Anna yoo don hafts get rite inna da lap, yoo can jus snuggle up to her leg anna rest your head inn da lap. Y'know, take it in stages. An I'zl bet dat yoo get more treets! -- Purrs, Mlle. Anaïs anais+at+electric-ink+dot+com Sylvia M wrote: "Miss Violette" wrote in message ... This is very good advice, Miss Violette, who knows!!! Mlle. Anaïs wrote in message ... Sylvia M. wrote: Datz juzt da poynt! Like, I dunt want hoomin 'Lap Tyme", Ya kno... Juzt sum pettink an skraching an snax an treetz...I wanna Get, not Give, ya kno. Datz wy Meowmee thretinz me wiff uh trooder sisfurr. Dyna, not getting it Y'kno, Dyna, ebbery now an again, da furless won cumz home frum da toona place anna seez me sleepin, an sez sumfin like: "Oh iz my liddle baby (datz wat he kawlz me!) lonely sleepin heer all da day? Maybe I shud tink uv gettin yoo anudder kittee fur a companion." Can yoo belief how dum dese furless wonz is? I woiked furry hard to make sure dat I wuz da kittee dat he took home, not one uv my stoopid brufferz! Soon as myownself heard dat a nice hooman waz cumin to 'dopt one uv ussez, and dat dis hooman had no hooman kittenz an no udder kitteez, I put on my finery, a dash uv perfume, anna jumped inna hiz lap to smurgle! Anna now dat I'ze heer, he wantz ta kno if'n I want an udder kittee in da compartment! Hah! So deerie, jump up inna dat lap ann start smurglin yue meowmomie! -- Purrs, Mlle. Anaïs Heow offin du I hab tu du diz 'ting'? Dyna, Very hesitantly
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#20
March 22nd 04, 12:27 AM
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Fangu gudgud frenz furr yur gudgud abvize.
I will...um...mite try it , uh liddul atta tme, an I'yl reepurrt bak furrom tyme tu tyme...Yu ar troolee gudgud abvize giffurz, an I mite try tu be uh gudgud abvize taykur. Dyna, hu juzt mite... "Miss Violette" wrote in message ... You know you are so good with this advice business, maybe you should become Dear Ana s for a paper Mlle. Anaïs wrote in message ... Anna yoo don hafts get rite inna da lap, yoo can jus snuggle up to her leg anna rest your head inn da lap. Y'know, take it in stages. An I'zl bet dat yoo get more treets! -- Purrs, Mlle. Anaïs anais+at+electric-ink+dot+com Sylvia M wrote: "Miss Violette" wrote in message ... This is very good advice, Miss Violette, who knows!!! Mlle. Anaïs wrote in message ... Sylvia M. wrote: Datz juzt da poynt! Like, I dunt want hoomin 'Lap Tyme", Ya kno... Juzt sum pettink an skraching an snax an treetz...I wanna Get, not Give, ya kno. Datz wy Meowmee thretinz me wiff uh trooder sisfurr. Dyna, not getting it Y'kno, Dyna, ebbery now an again, da furless won cumz home frum da toona place anna seez me sleepin, an sez sumfin like: "Oh iz my liddle baby (datz wat he kawlz me!) lonely sleepin heer all da day? Maybe I shud tink uv gettin yoo anudder kittee fur a companion." Can yoo belief how dum dese furless wonz is? I woiked furry hard to make sure dat I wuz da kittee dat he took home, not one uv my stoopid brufferz! Soon as myownself heard dat a nice hooman waz cumin to 'dopt one uv ussez, and dat dis hooman had no hooman kittenz an no udder kitteez, I put on my finery, a dash uv perfume, anna jumped inna hiz lap to smurgle! Anna now dat I'ze heer, he wantz ta kno if'n I want an udder kittee in da compartment! Hah! So deerie, jump up inna dat lap ann start smurglin yue meowmomie! -- Purrs, Mlle. Anaïs Heow offin du I hab tu du diz 'ting'? Dyna, Very hesitantly
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