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  #31  
Old February 16th 05, 12:24 AM
Sammy da 'Venture Kitten
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Boogie's Mom wrote:
Er I'ze furgetz...who gets bit anna who gets whapped

Boogie, finkin dat mebbe he can do wifout gettin whapped


I seem to recall dat da girlkitty gets bited and da boykitty gets whapped.

Sammy Kitten
  #32  
Old February 16th 05, 12:42 AM
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Boogie's Mom wrote:
Er I'ze furgetz...who gets bit anna who gets whapped

Boogie, finkin dat mebbe he can do wifout gettin whapped


It is the boykitty who gets whapped, unless your wifekitty is as
wonderful as mine is and smurgles you instead of whapping you!

Clarence

  #33  
Old February 16th 05, 12:43 AM
ClowderCat
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Sammy da 'Venture Kitten wrote:
Boogie's Mom wrote:
Er I'ze furgetz...who gets bit anna who gets whapped

Boogie, finkin dat mebbe he can do wifout gettin whapped


I seem to recall dat da girlkitty gets bited and da boykitty gets

whapped.

Sammy Kitten


Right. Boogie, do you and Kitty Schottland want that to be part of the
ceremony?

Clarence

  #34  
Old February 16th 05, 12:59 AM
ClowderCat
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ChildFree23 wrote:
I want to be the flower kitty!!!!!

What are your qualifications?

I'm a very handsome black kitty. My furs look good with
any
color of
flower!

Okay, you can be the flower kitty -- but don't get too
close
to my tail!

Kitty Schottland DOC
VC In Training (2 More Days!)
Chief Tortie In Residence


Thanks. You're a very pretty kitty and I want to carry
flowers that
will look very pretty on you. What kind of flowers will I
be carrying?


Nip flowers!

Kitty Schottland DOC
VC In Training (1 More Day!)
Chief Tortie In Residence


Nip flowers are wonderful. I'll be able to roll around in them at the
ceremony!!!

Nathan

  #35  
Old February 16th 05, 09:04 AM
Miss Violette
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did you go over the menus with Fluffykits? Miss Violette
ChildFree23 wrote in message
nk.net...
Oh! That's right! Miss Violette, you'll be my matron of
honor. OEJ, Trudi, and Rebecca can be my maids of honor.
Now, what else do I need?

Kitty Schottland DOC
VC In Training [3 More Days]
Chief Tortie In Residence

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
...
I think you asked me to stand up with you as matron of honor,
I am sure OEJ
and Trudi will be bridesmaids if you like,Now just get your
wink to pick the
groomsmen. Who will do the ceremony? Miss Violette
ChildFree23 wrote in message
k.net...
Lets see, you like what food?

People food, what else?

the guest list is set because it is all of RPCC.

Okay

Where do you want the rehearsal?

How about on the Orient Express?

Where do you want the ceremony?

Pompeii

What colors do you want?

Neon!

Who is in the wedding party?

Oh! I knews I forgotted something! Does anykitty want to
be
in the wedding party?

Miss Violette, thinking that should get us started
ChildFree23 wrote in message
nk.net...
[Kitty Schottland wakes up from one of her many daily
naps,
nibbles from the food dish in the kitchen, and then
jumps
up
on the counter to see the calendar.]

HISS-SPIT I'ze getting winkwinked in eleven days and I
haven't even began planning the re-hurk-sal dinner!
Miss
Violette, help!












  #36  
Old February 16th 05, 09:10 AM
Miss Violette
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Tiger thinkz to hisssef, purrhapz his ladylove might wish to skip this part
in june,.... thinking smurgles would be MUCH nizer
ClowderCat wrote in message
oups.com...

Boogie's Mom wrote:
Er I'ze furgetz...who gets bit anna who gets whapped

Boogie, finkin dat mebbe he can do wifout gettin whapped


It is the boykitty who gets whapped, unless your wifekitty is as
wonderful as mine is and smurgles you instead of whapping you!

Clarence



  #37  
Old February 16th 05, 10:42 AM
Tabitha Kitten
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Miss Violette wrote:

did you go over the menus with Fluffykits? Miss Violette


We'z have been doing some polling of kitties in da background, and haz a
complete menu all lined up. And like always, we'z are ready fur any
last-minute additions as well. Pitoonya, duz you by any chance hab an
Mice Kreem in youz freezer?

Tabitha
  #38  
Old February 16th 05, 06:13 PM
Pitoonya AKA Sweetee
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"Tabitha Kitten" wrote in message
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Miss Violette wrote:

did you go over the menus with Fluffykits? Miss Violette


We'z have been doing some polling of kitties in da background, and haz a
complete menu all lined up. And like always, we'z are ready fur any
last-minute additions as well. Pitoonya, duz you by any chance hab an
Mice Kreem in youz freezer?

Tabitha


O yas, I du indeed!
I gotz wite binella MiceKreem©
tu go wiff da kayke,
An da yuzual yummee gray MiceCreem©

Pitoonya


  #39  
Old February 16th 05, 11:01 PM
Tabitha Kitten
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O yas, I du indeed!
I gotz wite binella MiceKreem©
tu go wiff da kayke,
An da yuzual yummee gray MiceCreem©

Pitoonya


Furry, furry gud! I guess dis can be da firstest offishal bizness deal
tween FluffyKitts and MiceCreem.

Tabitha
  #40  
Old February 17th 05, 03:10 AM
ChildFree23
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I seem to recall dat da girlkitty gets bited and da
boykitty gets

whapped.

Sammy Kitten


Right. Boogie, do you and Kitty Schottland want that to be
part of the
ceremony?

Clarence


I want it to be part of the cremony, since I don't have front
claws and there's no way my Boogie can get hurt when I whap
him.

Kitty Schottland VC
Chief Tortie In Residence


 




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