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Land Ho!
Daisy looking out off the port bow lets out a loud MEOW! and points
'Landward Ho!' 'Is dat Jamacatland? Rastacat, you know? I nebber been anyplace by boat' says Daisy-chan. Off in the distance is a green island with a blue lagoon and lots of warm beach. She's dancing up and down so much in excitement, she's flashing the male kittahs with her shortened skirt but they don't seem to mind (grin). Aunti Mabel who's never been on a boat either is just as excited at the land but she can't see it too well. Daisy-chan is too excited to describe it so Cash comes over and tell Aunti what his still sharp eyes see. 'Aunti, it's all shades of blue water. Here, it's deep blue then it fades to bright blue then a sort of blue green then last a green with white and you see little waves lapping the sand. They looks fun to chase! We can run back and forth chasing them waves all day keeping our paws just outta it then take a nap. Dat sand? Is dat white spot you sees. It's huge big! We'z gotta lotta room to run about iffin we wants. Den, I seez green ground stuff and trees but I dunno the names of wat i sees. Deys not like oaks and pines like wez gots at home. I kin see some have dez big nuts or rocks dey carried up up high anna one of dem is half buried inna dat sand like it felled? Meybbe we not nap right unnder dem types?" says Cash Daisy-chan meantime grabs a stray cat and starts breakdancing. Aunti Mabel looks and grins. Cash grins too and nods to Aunti that she's quite a kittah to handle! They wander off to the snack bar to sounds of 'MrraHooo!' from all the happy cats, some of the younger of which have joined the impromptu breakdancing while the more sedate ones just watch with grins. A kittah who looks like Lizzie Bordon is particularily good at it and gets many claps! |
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Land Ho!
over the PA system trudi says; ok ursefz kan see we iz almozt der, Mme. A.
anna rasta catz will tellz uzses abowt whut we can du onna island, i minesef iz lukin furwurd to da rum tastin, err i meanz tour... der willz be snorklin lezzonz anna skooba difin lessunz furn joko da difin kitty nanna rum tour anna i iz sure der iz ofur thingz liksa twipz to beechez, so purleze enjoy ursefz anna hopefullee ursef made sum new furndz atta mixer lazt night ta do fun thingz wiff, Trudi finishin inna flurish hopin jack wantsa go onna rum tour alzo "cshenk" wrote in message ... Daisy looking out off the port bow lets out a loud MEOW! and points 'Landward Ho!' 'Is dat Jamacatland? Rastacat, you know? I nebber been anyplace by boat' says Daisy-chan. Off in the distance is a green island with a blue lagoon and lots of warm beach. She's dancing up and down so much in excitement, she's flashing the male kittahs with her shortened skirt but they don't seem to mind (grin). Aunti Mabel who's never been on a boat either is just as excited at the land but she can't see it too well. Daisy-chan is too excited to describe it so Cash comes over and tell Aunti what his still sharp eyes see. 'Aunti, it's all shades of blue water. Here, it's deep blue then it fades to bright blue then a sort of blue green then last a green with white and you see little waves lapping the sand. They looks fun to chase! We can run back and forth chasing them waves all day keeping our paws just outta it then take a nap. Dat sand? Is dat white spot you sees. It's huge big! We'z gotta lotta room to run about iffin we wants. Den, I seez green ground stuff and trees but I dunno the names of wat i sees. Deys not like oaks and pines like wez gots at home. I kin see some have dez big nuts or rocks dey carried up up high anna one of dem is half buried inna dat sand like it felled? Meybbe we not nap right unnder dem types?" says Cash Daisy-chan meantime grabs a stray cat and starts breakdancing. Aunti Mabel looks and grins. Cash grins too and nods to Aunti that she's quite a kittah to handle! They wander off to the snack bar to sounds of 'MrraHooo!' from all the happy cats, some of the younger of which have joined the impromptu breakdancing while the more sedate ones just watch with grins. A kittah who looks like Lizzie Bordon is particularily good at it and gets many claps! |
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