Smokey Finds Religion

Lesley wrote:
The religion of Porkitanism is welll established in certain parts of
East London, indeed her most holy archbishop of the first church of
Porkitanism in London, her emminence Sarrasine (accompanied as always
by her most loyal and holy biishop of the London Diocese, her
emminence Redunzel)

(snip potential heresy)

(HELP! We have a religious schism on our hands!)

While the Reformed Fritzian Church considers Ham to be the preferred Offering,
Bacon may be so Offered if the Holy Ham is unable to be procured, as it is
considered by canon law to be Pork. Spam, however, is ritually unclean for
Offerings unto the Great Cat in bodily form, for it can be contested even
unto the end of the age that it is meat, yea even food fit for Feline
consumption.

Blessed be,
Baha
Papess,
First Church of Fritzianity, Reformed,
blah blah blah

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Baha wrote:
The religion of Porkitanism is welll established in certain parts of
East London, indeed her most holy archbishop of the first church of
Porkitanism in London, her emminence Sarrasine (accompanied as always
by her most loyal and holy biishop of the London Diocese, her
emminence Redunzel)

(snip potential heresy)

And it came to pass that the Papess did look upon the writing which The Great
Cat did inspire and didst say unto herself, "Oops, verily I repeateth myself.
"

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On Jan 5, 7:26*pm, "Baha via CatKB.com" u18616@uwe wrote:

While the Reformed Fritzian Church considers Ham to be the preferred Offering,
Bacon may be so Offered if the Holy Ham is unable to be procured, as it is
considered by canon law to be Pork. Spam, however, is ritually unclean for
Offerings unto the Great Cat in bodily form, for it can be contested even
unto the end of the age that it is meat, yea even food fit for Feline
consumption.

The East London Diocese after much theological debate conceeds that
whilst indeed bacon might be a semi acceptable offering shoud ham not
be available this merely means the altar slaves have been lax in their
duties and will have to do severe penances for not making the correct
offering, which should be the ham.the whole ham and nothing but the
ham

However there is no religious schism on the matter of Spam

Lesley

Slave of the Fabulous Furballs

Baha via CatKB.com wrote:

While the Reformed Fritzian Church considers Ham to be the preferred Offering,
Bacon may be so Offered if the Holy Ham is unable to be procured, as it is
considered by canon law to be Pork. Spam, however, is ritually unclean for
Offerings unto the Great Cat in bodily form, for it can be contested even
unto the end of the age that it is meat, yea even food fit for Feline
consumption.

You and Fil - Yikes - I spilled my coffee!

Susan M
Otis and Chester

All I can say is, as far as I'm concerned, Smokey can join the
Porkitans all he wants. Tyche seems into it too and it is a GREAT
improvement on Nocturnism....I want to put Nox on the "Radical fringe"
ASAP and convert the kittens to something, ANYTHING, else.

--Fil

Lesley wrote:
While the Reformed Fritzian Church considers Ham to be the preferred Offering,
Bacon may be so Offered if the Holy Ham is unable to be procured, as it is
considered by canon law to be Pork. Spam, however, is ritually unclean for
Offerings unto the Great Cat in bodily form, for it can be contested even
unto the end of the age that it is meat, yea even food fit for Feline
consumption.

Support Freedom to PORK!!!

Blessed be,
Baha,
who is wondering if I am about to besmirch a family-friendly site with this
post!

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Lesley wrote:


The East London Diocese after much theological debate conceeds that
whilst indeed bacon might be a semi acceptable offering shoud ham not
be available this merely means the altar slaves have been lax in their
duties and will have to do severe penances for not making the correct
offering, which should be the ham.the whole ham and nothing but the
ham

The Canon Law of the Reformed Fritzian Church stipulates that if Bacon be the
Offering in substitution for the Holy Ham, it is largely due to the fact that
said Bacon is on sale, and Money saved on said Bacon may be applied to the
Most Holy Catnip for Offerings of all kinds unto the Great Cat.

blessed be,
Baha, Papess, blah blah blah

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On Jan 8, 4:50*pm, "Baha via CatKB.com" u18616@uwe wrote:


The Canon Law of the Reformed Fritzian Church stipulates that if Bacon be the
Offering in substitution for the Holy Ham, it is largely due to the fact that
said Bacon is on sale, and Money saved on said Bacon may be applied to the
Most Holy Catnip for Offerings of all kinds unto the Great Cat.

Thanks Baha

We now have a religious schism in the East London Church. Archbishop
Sarrasine says that is not an excuse for verily CatNip is not a worthy
offering since all it does is make Bishop Redunzel giggle and fall
over

Bishop Redunzel suggests DaNip be made part of holy communion

Lesley

Slave of the Fabulous Furballs

Lesley wrote:
We now have a religious schism in the East London Church. Archbishop
Sarrasine says that is not an excuse for verily CatNip is not a worthy
offering since all it does is make Bishop Redunzel giggle and fall
over

Bishop Redunzel suggests DaNip be made part of holy communion

The Bishop is experiencing the phenomenon known in the Pentecostal arm of the
Reformed Fritzian Church as being "slain in the spirit" and the giggling fits
are evidence of the Holy Joy as one of the Gifts of the Spirit.

Catnip, of course, must be offered as a sweet savor unto the nose of the
Great Cat, accompanied with much fervent petting in order to achieve the Most
Glorious Sound of Purr, and is suitable for Holy Communion in all services
which verily honoreth the Great Cat. The Holy Ham is for feast days.

Blessed be,
Baha

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Baha via CatKB.com wrote:
Lesley wrote:
We now have a religious schism in the East London Church. Archbishop
Sarrasine says that is not an excuse for verily CatNip is not a worthy
offering since all it does is make Bishop Redunzel giggle and fall
over

Bishop Redunzel suggests DaNip be made part of holy communion

The Bishop is experiencing the phenomenon known in the Pentecostal arm of the
Reformed Fritzian Church as being "slain in the spirit" and the giggling fits
are evidence of the Holy Joy as one of the Gifts of the Spirit.

Catnip, of course, must be offered as a sweet savor unto the nose of the
Great Cat, accompanied with much fervent petting in order to achieve the Most
Glorious Sound of Purr, and is suitable for Holy Communion in all services
which verily honoreth the Great Cat. The Holy Ham is for feast days.

There is a book in this somewhere - fame and fortune await you!

Susan M
Otis and Chester