Smokey Finds Religion

Baha via CatKB.com wrote:
Lesley wrote:
We now have a religious schism in the East London Church. Archbishop
Sarrasine says that is not an excuse for verily CatNip is not a worthy
offering since all it does is make Bishop Redunzel giggle and fall
over

Bishop Redunzel suggests DaNip be made part of holy communion

The Bishop is experiencing the phenomenon known in the Pentecostal arm of the
Reformed Fritzian Church as being "slain in the spirit" and the giggling fits
are evidence of the Holy Joy as one of the Gifts of the Spirit.

Catnip, of course, must be offered as a sweet savor unto the nose of the
Great Cat, accompanied with much fervent petting in order to achieve the Most
Glorious Sound of Purr, and is suitable for Holy Communion in all services
which verily honoreth the Great Cat. The Holy Ham is for feast days.

Blessed be,
Baha

Ladies, this exchange is great. I can just see the clerics' procession
down the aisle to the altar of the Blessed Ham!

Sam, supervised by Mistletoe