Yummy food for Kitty FC

Following on his previous success, Boyfie brought another collared dove and
laid it on the doormat for Kitty this morning.
As her highness didn't deign to go outside until this evening to notice it,
poor Boyfie got a few bops round the ear during the day.
When her bladder was finally near to bursting tonight she nipped into the
out and noticed the dove on the way back. She grabbed it up and brought it
near the fire. She has a complaint, it's not still warm. It's still there
uneaten.
Boyfie came to see if she liked it. BOP. BOP.
That's a no, then.

Tweed

"Christina Websell" wrote in message
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Following on his previous success, Boyfie brought another collared dove
and laid it on the doormat for Kitty this morning.
As her highness didn't deign to go outside until this evening to notice
it, poor Boyfie got a few bops round the ear during the day.
When her bladder was finally near to bursting tonight she nipped into the
out and noticed the dove on the way back. She grabbed it up and brought
it near the fire. She has a complaint, it's not still warm. It's still
there uneaten.
Boyfie came to see if she liked it. BOP. BOP.
That's a no, then.

Tweed

Poor unappreciated Boyfie! ;

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Hugs,

CatNipped

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"CatNipped" wrote in message
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"Christina Websell" wrote in message
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Following on his previous success, Boyfie brought another collared dove
and laid it on the doormat for Kitty this morning.
As her highness didn't deign to go outside until this evening to notice
it, poor Boyfie got a few bops round the ear during the day.
When her bladder was finally near to bursting tonight she nipped into the
out and noticed the dove on the way back. She grabbed it up and brought
it near the fire. She has a complaint, it's not still warm. It's still
there uneaten.
Boyfie came to see if she liked it. BOP. BOP.
That's a no, then.

Tweed

Poor unappreciated Boyfie! ;


She's so offended about it, she's actually curled up on the beanbag that she
claimed she would never set a foot upon ;-))) and I must put the poor dove,
lying nearby, in the bin.

Tweed

Christina Websell wrote:
Following on his previous success, Boyfie brought another collared dove and
laid it on the doormat for Kitty this morning.
As her highness didn't deign to go outside until this evening to notice it,
poor Boyfie got a few bops round the ear during the day.
When her bladder was finally near to bursting tonight she nipped into the
out and noticed the dove on the way back. She grabbed it up and brought it
near the fire. She has a complaint, it's not still warm. It's still there
uneaten.
Boyfie came to see if she liked it. BOP. BOP.
That's a no, then.

Tweed


Apparently Boyfie's hunting skills have improved. Either that or
collared doves - or at least the ones that bf catches are exceptionally
dumb - with all due credit to gallant BF's gesture to KFC. Bows head to BF

Christina Websell wrote:
Following on his previous success, Boyfie brought another collared
dove and laid it on the doormat for Kitty this morning.
As her highness didn't deign to go outside until this evening to
notice it, poor Boyfie got a few bops round the ear during the day.
When her bladder was finally near to bursting tonight she nipped into
the out and noticed the dove on the way back. She grabbed it up and
brought it near the fire. She has a complaint, it's not still warm. It's
still there uneaten.
Boyfie came to see if she liked it. BOP. BOP.
That's a no, then.

Tweed

Dat My Sweet Boyfriend.

If he brotted me a birdie - I not bops him! I eet da birdie!

Purrs and nose kissies
Mimi
Weeble's baby sisfur

"Christina Websell" wrote in message
...
Following on his previous success, Boyfie brought another collared dove
and laid it on the doormat for Kitty this morning.
As her highness didn't deign to go outside until this evening to notice
it, poor Boyfie got a few bops round the ear during the day.
When her bladder was finally near to bursting tonight she nipped into the
out and noticed the dove on the way back. She grabbed it up and brought
it near the fire. She has a complaint, it's not still warm. It's still
there uneaten.
Boyfie came to see if she liked it. BOP. BOP.
That's a no, then.

Tweed

Poor BF! Tries to make nice and gets slapped for his trouble! For Shame!
Sam, closely supervised by Mistletoe

Christina Websell wrote:

Following on his previous success, Boyfie brought another collared
dove and laid it on the doormat for Kitty this morning...
When her bladder was finally near to bursting tonight she nipped
into the out and noticed the dove on the way back. She grabbed it
up and brought it near the fire...
Boyfie came to see if she liked it. BOP. BOP. That's a no, then.

He needs to read "Cats Who Love Too Much".

Joyce

"Christina Websell" wrote in message
...
Following on his previous success, Boyfie brought another collared dove
and laid it on the doormat for Kitty this morning.
As her highness didn't deign to go outside until this evening to notice
it, poor Boyfie got a few bops round the ear during the day.
When her bladder was finally near to bursting tonight she nipped into the
out and noticed the dove on the way back. She grabbed it up and brought
it near the fire. She has a complaint, it's not still warm. It's still
there uneaten.
Boyfie came to see if she liked it. BOP. BOP.
That's a no, then.

Tweed

She does have him most thoroughly hen pecked doesn't she? They sound like
such a sweet couple.

Jo

Christina Websell wrote:
Following on his previous success, Boyfie brought another collared
dove and laid it on the doormat for Kitty this morning.
As her highness didn't deign to go outside until this evening to
notice it, poor Boyfie got a few bops round the ear during the day.
When her bladder was finally near to bursting tonight she nipped into
the out and noticed the dove on the way back. She grabbed it up and
brought it near the fire. She has a complaint, it's not still warm.
It's still there uneaten.
Boyfie came to see if she liked it. BOP. BOP.
That's a no, then.

Tweed

I was thinking about your two yesterday, at one point there were 17 collard
doves on the patio. Kitty and Boyfie certainly wouldn't go hungry here.
--
Adrian (Owned by Snoopy and Bagheera)
A House is not a home, without a cat.
http://community.webshots.com/user/clowderuk

rrb wrote:
Christina Websell wrote:
Following on his previous success, Boyfie brought another collared
dove and laid it on the doormat for Kitty this morning.
As her highness didn't deign to go outside until this evening to
notice it, poor Boyfie got a few bops round the ear during the day.
When her bladder was finally near to bursting tonight she nipped
into the out and noticed the dove on the way back. She grabbed it
up and brought it near the fire. She has a complaint, it's not
still warm. It's still there uneaten.
Boyfie came to see if she liked it. BOP. BOP.
That's a no, then.

Tweed


Apparently Boyfie's hunting skills have improved. Either that or
collared doves - or at least the ones that bf catches are
exceptionally
dumb - with all due credit to gallant BF's gesture to KFC. Bows head
to BF

They're not the brightest of birds. :-)
--
Adrian (Owned by Snoopy and Bagheera)
A House is not a home, without a cat.
http://community.webshots.com/user/clowderuk