A Pawty Inbitatashun

Could Dinky still come? I'd be happy to keep an eye on her.

Miss Tina Marie, Age 5
Maine Coon Patrol Class Of 2008

Diz iz Piglett anna Sassy kant kome. *Her duzen behaf aroun kitties anymore.
Dere waz sum mean cats in da hood dat kept jumpink on her when she wented
out da door so her isnt nice to kitties anymore.

Gudnes! I got heer jus in time! Hi Chester! Are mew here?

The sushi luks luffly, Anais! Fangu fur hosting such a wonderful
pardy. Bon anniversaire and happy annifursary to you bofe!

Lucy

Gudnes! I got heer jus in time! Hi Chester! Are mew here?

The sushi luks luffly, Anais! Fangu fur hosting such a wonderful
pardy. Bon anniversaire and happy annifursary to you bofe!

Lucy

*another porter twinkles and Mosey and MeOwy step out*
Hai Mme and Tiger...looka sround and see the ulaot uf dere friends...
Happee Purrdys tew boff uff yew n happee Annibusary tew.
Mosey putz uh gifty wrapped bawx on da tayble.
Fangu fur inbiting usses..et iz uh wunnerful partee, sawry we iz layte but
et iz mine falt sez Mosey, i wuz kleening up aftur mine bbq n den pixed up
MeOwy.

i realli shuld drife it azitza komplimint dat hersef offurred ta lemme
dowit, MH, veri prowd
"Mosey =^..^=" wrote in message
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ai kan rent uh long lim0porter n let sumune les dribe?? *shrug* Mosey

well i kan drife it, butted ta be homezt, lettin hersef drife is sorta
like gowin onna roller kozter wifout hafin ta go to da themem purk...

goez bak ta misee, howzsabowt ifin i drifez yourown red jeep thingy? MH

O T motions for MH to come to where he is for a short chat. Lookz man u
driff that jeepy fingy or da ladiee cats in diz grup will beatz up on u.
Dat iza big step for herself ta let any ofther cat drife. Dat iz shortz
of a mirakle.
"Stormmee" wrote in message
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we can port ofur der or ursef kan driffa red jeep thingy, i thinkz
ursef iza gud drifer, MH
"Will in New Haven" wrote in message
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On Jun 2, 8:32 pm, "Stormmee" wrote:
may i skort ursef missee to diz here pawtee alzo? MH, happily munchin
in

munches and swallows Ob KORS. Dew yoo wanna drife?
Sunrise, conversing with friends nearby, falls over

--
Will in New Haven

yez i iz here anna wuz juzt on mine wayta see if ursef wuz comim, da hoominz
haz been delinqwint diz day, da soft mom anna sister kamed fura qwik bizit
onna way fur da softz sister ta getsa teztz, Chester
"The Porter Cats" wrote in message
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Gudnes! I got heer jus in time! Hi Chester! Are mew here?

The sushi luks luffly, Anais! Fangu fur hosting such a wonderful
pardy. Bon anniversaire and happy annifursary to you bofe!

Lucy

Tiger downs his glazz, az alwayz da bezt...

oyzterz iz wunnerful...

Tiger, so glad hiz furndz iz here
"Inspector Jacques Chat-Clouseau" wrote in message
.. .
On Fri, 4 Jun 2010 19:23:14 -0400, Mme. Anaïs
^..^'s little, agile paws typed:

Meow Kitties!

How iz efurrywon tonight! Happy Purrday,
Sundance!

[they wave at everyone]

[A 'porter twinklels,and a rotund, grey
Chartreaux steps out, folloed by helpers with four
crates. on tw are painted "huitres de Bretagne"
and on two larger ones "Domaine de Chat Lunatique"
"Fine Champagne, Rheims"]

Ahh, Bonjour, chatons!

How eez awl ob mine freends?

[he directs the helpers to open the oysters, and
give them to Hiro-san, who with his assistant,
begin shucking them and putting them on plates]

[With a flourish, he opens a few bottles of
champagne, and with the help of wait-kitties pours
it into flutes that he passes around]

Ahhh, champagne and oystrez! Fit fur kings! Zo,
kitties, a toast:

He raises his glass: "Here's to: a full belly; a
heavy purse; and a light heart!!" "Health and
happieness to efurry kitty!!!"

[He drains his glass] Now for zee fudz! M'sieu
Hiro! A spider-roll for minesellf, some ikura
sooshi for M. Sundance, and lopster rolls for zee
birfday/annifursary kupple!

Who weel joine me in anufer glass ov zees
champagne and sum sooshiez??????

--
à bientôt,

Jacques

ursef alwayz pikz da koolizt pwazesta parti, Storrmmee, smilin to herownsef
beclawz she knowz whut tiger getted MMe. A. fura prezzie
"Debby Hanoka" wrote in message
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Meow Kitties!

How iz efurrywon tonight!

[they wave at everyone]

The teleporter twinkles, wrinkles, and shines, and out steps Sammy da
'Venture Kitty, Lilith Kitten Gordon-Mahoney, and Ranger Graycat
Mahoney. Meow, Anais! Happy purr day! Headbutts and cheekrubs are
exchanged. And meow to you too, Tiger! My, you're looking handsome!

Another teleporter twinkles, wrinkles, and shines, and out steps
Rosco & Stormmee. Meow, Anais! Happy purr day!

Toonya, deze iz bootiful! I wuznt aspectin a prezint, I juss wantid to spend
da day wif yurownself. I will hav to find a speshul okayzhun to ware deze.
Juss fingk, dat liddle wizkur wuz on a mowsie dat livved mennee yeerz ago. I
wunner if it wuz like da mowsiez today, an I wunner if da kitteez bak den
chased dem and eetid dem like we duz today.

Sundance

"Pi2nya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message
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Neow dat it'z da fourff, I kin gib yu yur Purrday purrezent...
Pitô.ônya paws Sundance uh liddul blak bockz...
Opin It! Opin it!
When Sundance opinz da bockz, he sees uh ty pin an cuff-lynkz
that ar mayde ov Amburr, up preshuz stone, da kolor ov hiz furrz.
In da ambur ty pin iz kapturt uh liddul prehyztorik meowze wizkur.
--
Pitô.ônya

"Pi2nya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message
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Hedbumpz Sundance I thot yu mite be dere fur sum fud!
Mme. Anaïs, thiz wyll be un ellygint affayer!
An juzt tink, Thoity yeerz ov happiness!
I juzt luff yur webbysite---gudgud sekkerterree!
Wyll meowzesheez awlzo be servt?
--
Pitô.ônya, AKA Sweetee and Vice Grand Pooh Bah

"Sundance" wrote in message
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Soosheez? Ize dere!

Sundance

"Mme. Anaïs ^..^" wrote in message
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Meow Kitties,

Yoo awl iz inbited to a Pawty on Joon Forfth,
Fibth an Siksth!

Da fawth is mine wink-wink Tiger's Purrday; da
Fiffth iz owr winking-Annipurrsary, and da Siksth
iz mine Birfday!

So put yur mousie-fingy ober da link an click on
it to see da venoo!

http://www.smurgle.net/anais/Party_2010.html

Hope to see yoo awl dere!
--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

"I love cats because I take pleasure in my home;
and little by little, the cats become its visible
soul."
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

6/2/2010 7:46:59 PM

On Sat, 5 Jun 2010 07:58:59 -0700, Sundance's
nimble, little paws typed:

Toonya, deze iz bootiful! I wuznt aspectin a prezint, I juss wantid to spend
da day wif yurownself. I will hav to find a speshul okayzhun to ware deze.
Juss fingk, dat liddle wizkur wuz on a mowsie dat livved mennee yeerz ago. I
wunner if it wuz like da mowsiez today, an I wunner if da kitteez bak den
chased dem and eetid dem like we duz today.

Sundance

Awww,

Doze is bootiful! Happy Purrday! [paws over a
present] Dis iz from Tiger an myownself. Itz da
book datz been on da Feline Times best-seller
list:

"Tink like a Hooman - da mysteries of
refrigerators, closets and 'No kitty' explained"

We fins dat yull like it!

--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

“I love cats because I take pleasure in my home;
and little by little, the cats become its visible
soul.�
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

6/5/2010 12:21:55 PM

On Fri, 4 Jun 2010 19:44:52 -0700 (PDT), Debby
Hanoka's nimble, little paws typed:

The teleporter twinkles, wrinkles, and shines, and out steps Sammy da
'Venture Kitty, Lilith Kitten Gordon-Mahoney, and Ranger Graycat
Mahoney. Meow, Anais! Happy purr day! Headbutts and cheekrubs are
exchanged. And meow to you too, Tiger! My, you're looking handsome!

Another teleporter twinkles, wrinkles, and shines, and out steps
Rosco & Stormmee. Meow, Anais! Happy purr day!

[Hedbutts to all] Awww, fangu gize! Haff sum
nip-shampayne and sooshies!
--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

“I love cats because I take pleasure in my home;
and little by little, the cats become its visible
soul.�
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

6/5/2010 12:26:08 PM