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Ellie wrote:
ppsssssttt. Misty. No cat ever intrudes. Stick with Emma. Skye I will. Misty, wondering how her Tortie furs were spotted Hmmmm.... Misty, I think we need to get our paws on some of those flight soots or we could be in trouble when we take off. We need to distract them..... got any ideas? Emma Bizzy sumtimes sounds like a bird. I think I can get him going by showing him sum treats. Then maybe the other cats will look for the bird? Misty Good idea, then I will sneak in an grab some of thuh flight soots. Emma Im reddy weneffur yu are. Misty |
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Looking from the plane with binoculars....
Lukkit thoze kitties down thare going at it on the raft. Thay luk jussst like us! Misty Eggsept that we make gud contact with our klawz. Kahlua The Clowder (South) wrote: Meanwhile...on a seemingly quiet lake in SoCal, five vacationing cats float on a small raft. Azad, a white Persian, contemplates his fishing line while Buster Badseed, a large tabby with uneven hips, carefully baits his hook. Mietze gazes into the water, nearly napping, as a small disagreement erupts on the other side of the raft. She tuched me. [Neko, white and tabby girl] I shurely did NOT [Ella, portly tortoisshell] Did so too. [Neko] Ma'ams? Da fish can heer yu. [Azad] Now she's lukkin at me. [Neko] Oh, yu ar sucha complayner! [Ella, aiming an air whap in Neko's direction] Shhhhhhhh, effurywun! Do yu heeeer sumfing? A moturr...gittin cloze. [Mietze] Ignoring this, Neko and Ella explode into an whap & parry flurry, neither touching the other, violently rocking the raft. Before the source of the sound can be identified as a rapidly approaching Martin Mars, there is a loud SPLASH..... |
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Puddi,
Of kourse, weze haf to stash sum of da stash, but ize think meowmie wud put me in jale if ize don't share. Shez kinda piky bout that round here. She putz Booker in jale iffin he getz too mean at da fud bowlz. I finkz we shud make sum pretti gift boxez an bottles fur da nip an sell dem to all da boykittis so dey kin gif dem to da gurlkitties. Snowflake Ray or Fran wrote: Why fangu Snowflake - Ize got a hidden stash over here weze can sample while weze counting boxes to make sure weze got lotz of baggies, and Ize mean lotz. Ize heard the boyz talking and this is one huge nip rescue theyze on. Ifn what theyze said iz true weze will get enuf nip to meet communities needs (and ourz of course) til ........ Now what do youze fink - should weze sell this nip to the community at a furry gud price - youze know, a buy one get one free and then to outsiders at a much more exorbitant price or have a small teaser tasting to entice interest and build our clientele. Puddi (pondering the possibilities and asking advice) |
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Hey Red Rory and Einstein. If you miss the plane, do you want us to
pick you up on our flying hoovercraft? We're on our way to Texas now! Chester, Clarence and Nathan (Red Rory takes large bite outta Hunty's rump -Hunty leaps off) Don nefur sit on me again you fat..er fluffy dam kat! An' whut thuh Hell is dis warren stuff? I ain't no dam rabbit. I gotta catch a plane. Red Rory Uhm what me own catradi-in-arms means is.... oh, furgive my manners, how do yu do, I'm Einstein, a brite kat and you are..mmm..Skye? So pleezed tameetcha. I believe we all wantta catch a plane for owr future fun and toonas - Right? Einstein (Waves tail in friendly fashion known to kats world-wide) : Keep to the topic, kid, and stop insulting my Phoebe. : : Hunty : : [orange/white half-meezer appears] MOTHER! Are you ok? : : Patrick, turning to glare at the offender : : [red/white 19 pound Maine Coon and Chief Justicat Skye appears, taking : in the situation.] : : Do you need a warrant, Hunter? : : Skye, waiting to see what Red Rory does next - or not : : : dam an' ain't yu got some grate taste. Fine lookin gal. Tayke gud keer o' : her or sumkat else mite. : Red Rory (tail slightly bushed. After all, he weighs 20 pounds) : : : HEY! That's my winkwink you're messing with, sir. : : : : Hunter, turning so Red Rory can get a better look at his 23 pounds of : : Maine Coon self : : : : : : whooooooooa gud lookin, hey dere. : : (Red Rory flicks his tail winsomely) : : : : : ~Phoebe walks by, notices the duds these dudes are wearing, and : wanders : : off, : : : looking for the Texas Roadhouse.~ |
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On Tue, 6 Nov 2007 18:57:07 -0500, "Ellie"
wrote: Dere's a lake? Where? -Jessie, checking out the window on the oven ~Phoebe glances out the window of the plane, admiring the lake that she sees below as the plane dips to draw in water to fight the fire.~ I bet there are plenty of fish in there, and it looks so nice and clean. |
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In article Storm and
wrote: hmmm. Certainly an interesting bunch. Do you suppose they wash? Hunter HUNTY!! ~~lurking auntie threatens to ruin thread as she spots thuh massive maine coonman~~ -- I'm trying a new usenet client for Mac, Nemo OS X. You can download it at http://www.malcom-mac.com/nemo |
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Hell no you ain't - we jest waitin fur Storm or Clarence or sumkat with a
plane ta git us ta Catifurriya. I be Red Rory. Yu kin wait wit us - won be long. Red Rory Sure, notta problem fellas and waitaminit.... er...wood dat be fella and ladee? Einstein : Catifurrniya? Oh we iz sooo fur behind! : : Sebastian anna Joolian : : Waaaaaaaay down in Central Texas, 2 tuff kats hunker down in sum Indian : grass and plot. Einstein is a long haired hyuge Black Maine Coon, the : brains : of the outfit. Red Rory is a hyuge red cat tuff and violent, from the : mean : fields of rural Texas. : : Einstein whispers : : Psst, guys, Jest herd sumthing wild. Ya' know that hyuge patch of : bio-engineered nip Sumkat been growin in Southern Catifornia? Well Sumkat : skedaddled cuz hiz tail got singed. Stoopid coward (Einstein spits his : contempt) But it's gudgud fur us cuz we kin git it and sell it and munch : it : an smoke it and... : (Einstein's eyes roll into the back of his head with delight) : : Ain't no kat nefur, dont want sum of dat primo stuff. Me too. But we : gonna : need help. : Red Rory : : Three cats hear on the telepathic relay that they're going to be a nip : rescue in Catifornia. They pack their new purrsonal flying hoovercraft : and jump on. They rev up the motors. : : Are you ready to go, Clarence? - Chester : : Yes. Are you, Nathan? - Clarence : : Yes. Let's get flying! - Nathan : : The three cats push the UP buttons on their hoovercraft. Each cat's : hoovercraft jumps into the air. They turn the hoovercraft southwest to : go to Texas. : : |
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