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Old August 26th 04, 02:12 AM
Mischief
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Kitty Schottland and Selena dealt with all medical cases on the
voyage. Most of the time it was just routine, for most of the kitties
managed to keep themselves from getting injured.

Here's a few excerpts from Kitty's medical log

-Mischief came in complaining of a sore tail. Up examination found
two small scratches on tail. Mischief says it was probably from this
kitten that was swatting at her tail. Told her to keep it clean.

-An Elder came in to have nails trimmed and joints massaged due to
arthritis.

-Smokey was complaining of an upset stomach. He says it was from
cleaning this kitten that was covered in sardines, flour and cream.
Gave him some milk to help settle his stomach. Informed Cap'n Pine
Cone that Smokey be given an extra nap.

-Two cats came in complaining of seasickness. Ordered bed rest and
gave them milk.

-SPC Huey came in for a private chat with Selena. Selena gave him
something, but I didn't see what it was. I did overhear Huey saying
something he needed something special for two kittiens.
Hmmmmmm.........








Hehehehehehe

Kristi
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Old August 26th 04, 02:15 AM
CatNipped
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"Mischief" wrote in message
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Kitty Schottland and Selena dealt with all medical cases on the
voyage. Most of the time it was just routine, for most of the kitties
managed to keep themselves from getting injured.

Here's a few excerpts from Kitty's medical log

-Mischief came in complaining of a sore tail. Up examination found
two small scratches on tail. Mischief says it was probably from this
kitten that was swatting at her tail. Told her to keep it clean.

-An Elder came in to have nails trimmed and joints massaged due to
arthritis.

-Smokey was complaining of an upset stomach. He says it was from
cleaning this kitten that was covered in sardines, flour and cream.
Gave him some milk to help settle his stomach. Informed Cap'n Pine
Cone that Smokey be given an extra nap.

-Two cats came in complaining of seasickness. Ordered bed rest and
gave them milk.

-SPC Huey came in for a private chat with Selena. Selena gave him
something, but I didn't see what it was. I did overhear Huey saying
something he needed something special for two kittiens.
Hmmmmmm.........








Hehehehehehe

Kristi


ROTFLMAO!

Good one Kristi!!

Hugs,

CatNipped


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Old August 26th 04, 02:15 AM
CatNipped
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"Mischief" wrote in message
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Kitty Schottland and Selena dealt with all medical cases on the
voyage. Most of the time it was just routine, for most of the kitties
managed to keep themselves from getting injured.

Here's a few excerpts from Kitty's medical log

-Mischief came in complaining of a sore tail. Up examination found
two small scratches on tail. Mischief says it was probably from this
kitten that was swatting at her tail. Told her to keep it clean.

-An Elder came in to have nails trimmed and joints massaged due to
arthritis.

-Smokey was complaining of an upset stomach. He says it was from
cleaning this kitten that was covered in sardines, flour and cream.
Gave him some milk to help settle his stomach. Informed Cap'n Pine
Cone that Smokey be given an extra nap.

-Two cats came in complaining of seasickness. Ordered bed rest and
gave them milk.

-SPC Huey came in for a private chat with Selena. Selena gave him
something, but I didn't see what it was. I did overhear Huey saying
something he needed something special for two kittiens.
Hmmmmmm.........








Hehehehehehe

Kristi


ROTFLMAO!

Good one Kristi!!

Hugs,

CatNipped


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Old August 26th 04, 02:15 AM
CatNipped
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"Mischief" wrote in message
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Kitty Schottland and Selena dealt with all medical cases on the
voyage. Most of the time it was just routine, for most of the kitties
managed to keep themselves from getting injured.

Here's a few excerpts from Kitty's medical log

-Mischief came in complaining of a sore tail. Up examination found
two small scratches on tail. Mischief says it was probably from this
kitten that was swatting at her tail. Told her to keep it clean.

-An Elder came in to have nails trimmed and joints massaged due to
arthritis.

-Smokey was complaining of an upset stomach. He says it was from
cleaning this kitten that was covered in sardines, flour and cream.
Gave him some milk to help settle his stomach. Informed Cap'n Pine
Cone that Smokey be given an extra nap.

-Two cats came in complaining of seasickness. Ordered bed rest and
gave them milk.

-SPC Huey came in for a private chat with Selena. Selena gave him
something, but I didn't see what it was. I did overhear Huey saying
something he needed something special for two kittiens.
Hmmmmmm.........








Hehehehehehe

Kristi


ROTFLMAO!

Good one Kristi!!

Hugs,

CatNipped


 




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