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Tales from the Mouser - Medical Logs
Kitty Schottland and Selena dealt with all medical cases on the
voyage. Most of the time it was just routine, for most of the kitties managed to keep themselves from getting injured. Here's a few excerpts from Kitty's medical log -Mischief came in complaining of a sore tail. Up examination found two small scratches on tail. Mischief says it was probably from this kitten that was swatting at her tail. Told her to keep it clean. -An Elder came in to have nails trimmed and joints massaged due to arthritis. -Smokey was complaining of an upset stomach. He says it was from cleaning this kitten that was covered in sardines, flour and cream. Gave him some milk to help settle his stomach. Informed Cap'n Pine Cone that Smokey be given an extra nap. -Two cats came in complaining of seasickness. Ordered bed rest and gave them milk. -SPC Huey came in for a private chat with Selena. Selena gave him something, but I didn't see what it was. I did overhear Huey saying something he needed something special for two kittiens. Hmmmmmm......... Hehehehehehe Kristi |
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om... Kitty Schottland and Selena dealt with all medical cases on the voyage. Most of the time it was just routine, for most of the kitties managed to keep themselves from getting injured. Here's a few excerpts from Kitty's medical log -Mischief came in complaining of a sore tail. Up examination found two small scratches on tail. Mischief says it was probably from this kitten that was swatting at her tail. Told her to keep it clean. -An Elder came in to have nails trimmed and joints massaged due to arthritis. -Smokey was complaining of an upset stomach. He says it was from cleaning this kitten that was covered in sardines, flour and cream. Gave him some milk to help settle his stomach. Informed Cap'n Pine Cone that Smokey be given an extra nap. -Two cats came in complaining of seasickness. Ordered bed rest and gave them milk. -SPC Huey came in for a private chat with Selena. Selena gave him something, but I didn't see what it was. I did overhear Huey saying something he needed something special for two kittiens. Hmmmmmm......... Hehehehehehe Kristi ROTFLMAO! Good one Kristi!! Hugs, CatNipped |
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"Mischief" wrote in message
om... Kitty Schottland and Selena dealt with all medical cases on the voyage. Most of the time it was just routine, for most of the kitties managed to keep themselves from getting injured. Here's a few excerpts from Kitty's medical log -Mischief came in complaining of a sore tail. Up examination found two small scratches on tail. Mischief says it was probably from this kitten that was swatting at her tail. Told her to keep it clean. -An Elder came in to have nails trimmed and joints massaged due to arthritis. -Smokey was complaining of an upset stomach. He says it was from cleaning this kitten that was covered in sardines, flour and cream. Gave him some milk to help settle his stomach. Informed Cap'n Pine Cone that Smokey be given an extra nap. -Two cats came in complaining of seasickness. Ordered bed rest and gave them milk. -SPC Huey came in for a private chat with Selena. Selena gave him something, but I didn't see what it was. I did overhear Huey saying something he needed something special for two kittiens. Hmmmmmm......... Hehehehehehe Kristi ROTFLMAO! Good one Kristi!! Hugs, CatNipped |
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"Mischief" wrote in message
om... Kitty Schottland and Selena dealt with all medical cases on the voyage. Most of the time it was just routine, for most of the kitties managed to keep themselves from getting injured. Here's a few excerpts from Kitty's medical log -Mischief came in complaining of a sore tail. Up examination found two small scratches on tail. Mischief says it was probably from this kitten that was swatting at her tail. Told her to keep it clean. -An Elder came in to have nails trimmed and joints massaged due to arthritis. -Smokey was complaining of an upset stomach. He says it was from cleaning this kitten that was covered in sardines, flour and cream. Gave him some milk to help settle his stomach. Informed Cap'n Pine Cone that Smokey be given an extra nap. -Two cats came in complaining of seasickness. Ordered bed rest and gave them milk. -SPC Huey came in for a private chat with Selena. Selena gave him something, but I didn't see what it was. I did overhear Huey saying something he needed something special for two kittiens. Hmmmmmm......... Hehehehehehe Kristi ROTFLMAO! Good one Kristi!! Hugs, CatNipped |
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