It's called FISH food for a reason!

As your know, we keep fish to entertain the cats. That's the excuse
anyway. Well, I feed the fish twice a day, in the morning they get
frozen foods (bloodworms, brine shrimp, and assorted other yummies) and
in the evening they get some flake and pellets for the bottom-feeders. I
prepare the mix of dry foods in advance and put it in those pill
containers that have one container for each day of the week. I keep them
on the kitchen counter, right against the fridge.
Well, last night *somebody* decided they wanted to try the fish food and
somehow managed to push the container over the counter, so that when it
fell on the floor, it opened and spread its contents all over the
kitchen floor.
There were three guilty parties feasting on the fish food, plus one that
ran away when he heard me coming.
I keep telling them it's for the fishies, but they think it makes for a
nice snack.

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On Fri, 02 Jan 2004 23:21:49 GMT, Victor Martinez
wrote:

As your know, we keep fish to entertain the cats. That's the excuse
anyway. Well, I feed the fish twice a day, in the morning they get
frozen foods (bloodworms, brine shrimp, and assorted other yummies) and
in the evening they get some flake and pellets for the bottom-feeders. I
prepare the mix of dry foods in advance and put it in those pill
containers that have one container for each day of the week. I keep them
on the kitchen counter, right against the fridge.
Well, last night *somebody* decided they wanted to try the fish food and
somehow managed to push the container over the counter, so that when it
fell on the floor, it opened and spread its contents all over the
kitchen floor.
There were three guilty parties feasting on the fish food, plus one that
ran away when he heard me coming.
I keep telling them it's for the fishies, but they think it makes for a
nice snack.
A doctor I know has three cats and one of them has figured out how
to open the refrigerator, but he isn't sure which one does it. MLB

On Fri, 02 Jan 2004 23:21:49 GMT, Victor Martinez
wrote:

As your know, we keep fish to entertain the cats. That's the excuse
anyway. Well, I feed the fish twice a day, in the morning they get
frozen foods (bloodworms, brine shrimp, and assorted other yummies)
snip
I keep telling them it's for the fishies, but they think it makes for a
nice snack.

Britta mentioned once in that fish sauce thread that there are Thai
foods that incorporate brine shrimp, so they must be pretty yummy to
us mammals, too.

m. L. Briggs wrote:
A doctor I know has three cats and one of them has figured out how
to open the refrigerator, but he isn't sure which one does it. MLB

This is an easy problem to solve. What the doc should do is put an
increasing number of full soda bottles in the shelf in the
refrigerator door, so that the door acquires more inertia, and hence
becomes more difficult to open. When all the shelves are full, check
the cats. The one with the largest biceps is the culprit.

On Fri, 02 Jan 2004 19:50:47 -0500, Takayuki
wrote:

On Fri, 02 Jan 2004 23:21:49 GMT, Victor Martinez
wrote:

As your know, we keep fish to entertain the cats. That's the excuse
anyway. Well, I feed the fish twice a day, in the morning they get
frozen foods (bloodworms, brine shrimp, and assorted other yummies)
snip
I keep telling them it's for the fishies, but they think it makes for a
nice snack.

Britta mentioned once in that fish sauce thread that there are Thai
foods that incorporate brine shrimp, so they must be pretty yummy to
us mammals, too.

m. L. Briggs wrote:
A doctor I know has three cats and one of them has figured out how
to open the refrigerator, but he isn't sure which one does it. MLB

This is an easy problem to solve. What the doc should do is put an
increasing number of full soda bottles in the shelf in the
refrigerator door, so that the door acquires more inertia, and hence
becomes more difficult to open. When all the shelves are full, check
the cats. The one with the largest biceps is the culprit.

Very clever!

"Victor Martinez" wrote in message
...
As your know, we keep fish to entertain the cats. That's the excuse
anyway. Well, I feed the fish twice a day, in the morning they get
frozen foods (bloodworms, brine shrimp, and assorted other yummies) and
in the evening they get some flake and pellets for the bottom-feeders. I
prepare the mix of dry foods in advance and put it in those pill
containers that have one container for each day of the week. I keep them
on the kitchen counter, right against the fridge.
Well, last night *somebody* decided they wanted to try the fish food and
somehow managed to push the container over the counter, so that when it
fell on the floor, it opened and spread its contents all over the
kitchen floor.
There were three guilty parties feasting on the fish food, plus one that
ran away when he heard me coming.
I keep telling them it's for the fishies, but they think it makes for a
nice snack.

--
Victor Martinez
Owned and operated by the Fantastic Seven (TM)
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Oh, ick, how funny, though, Victor!
Christine

"Victor Martinez" wrote in message
...
As your know, we keep fish to entertain the cats. That's the excuse
anyway. Well, I feed the fish twice a day, in the morning they get
frozen foods (bloodworms, brine shrimp, and assorted other yummies) and
in the evening they get some flake and pellets for the bottom-feeders. I
prepare the mix of dry foods in advance and put it in those pill
containers that have one container for each day of the week. I keep them
on the kitchen counter, right against the fridge.
Well, last night *somebody* decided they wanted to try the fish food and
somehow managed to push the container over the counter, so that when it
fell on the floor, it opened and spread its contents all over the
kitchen floor.
There were three guilty parties feasting on the fish food, plus one that
ran away when he heard me coming.
I keep telling them it's for the fishies, but they think it makes for a
nice snack.


LOL

Maybe they think *fish food* means *made of* instead of *for*???? That would
explain their love of fish food.
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Takayuki wrote in on 02 Jan
2004:

m. L. Briggs wrote:
A doctor I know has three cats and one of them has figured out how
to open the refrigerator, but he isn't sure which one does it. MLB

This is an easy problem to solve. What the doc should do is put an
increasing number of full soda bottles in the shelf in the
refrigerator door, so that the door acquires more inertia, and hence
becomes more difficult to open. When all the shelves are full, check
the cats. The one with the largest biceps is the culprit.



LOL

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I shall call him Squishy and he shall be mine. And he shall be my Squishy.
Come here Squishy. Ow. Bad Squishy.
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