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Old July 27th 12, 12:44 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
Jack Campin
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This is truly bizarre. Don't read unless you can handle surrealism:

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Kitten_Huffing

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Old July 27th 12, 07:58 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
MLB[_4_]
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On 07/27/2012 05:44 AM, Jack Campin wrote:
This is truly bizarre. Don't read unless you can handle surrealism:

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Kitten_Huffing

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e m a i l : j a c k @ c a m p i n . m e . u k
Jack Campin, 11 Third Street, Newtongrange, Midlothian EH22 4PU, Scotland
mobile 07800 739 557http://www.campin.me.uk Twitter: JackCampin


Wots "huffin"? URL doesn't work.
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Old July 27th 12, 08:11 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
Matthew[_3_]
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"MLB" wrote in message
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On 07/27/2012 05:44 AM, Jack Campin wrote:
This is truly bizarre. Don't read unless you can handle surrealism:

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Kitten_Huffing

-----------------------------------------------------------------------------
e m a i l : j a c k @ c a m p i n . m e .
u k
Jack Campin, 11 Third Street, Newtongrange, Midlothian EH22 4PU,
Scotland
mobile 07800 739 557http://www.campin.me.uk Twitter: JackCampin


Wots "huffin"? URL doesn't work.


it is a reference to a south park episode of sniffing cat urine. It
basically you put a cat into a enclosed area scare it and huff the
endorphins released when they get scared. It is a practical joke like
snipping and bonsai kitten but there is a big problem with kitten huffing
Long term effects
The Following is a list of effects from Long term huffing:

a.. Coughing up hairballs
b.. Hallucinations of the kittens you've huffed (they won't be happy to
see you)
c.. Unintentional Meowing
d.. Unintentional fornication involving an iron stick
e.. A fear of Dogs
f.. You may develop a hunger for mice
g.. A fascination with dangling pieces of string and/or tinsel
h.. A fear of water
i.. Only being able to drink liquids from a saucer


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Old July 27th 12, 09:20 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
MLB[_4_]
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Default Kitten huffing

On 07/27/2012 01:11 PM, Matthew wrote:
wrote in message
...
On 07/27/2012 05:44 AM, Jack Campin wrote:
This is truly bizarre. Don't read unless you can handle surrealism:

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Kitten_Huffing

-----------------------------------------------------------------------------
e m a i l : j a c k @ c a m p i n . m e .
u k
Jack Campin, 11 Third Street, Newtongrange, Midlothian EH22 4PU,
Scotland
mobile 07800 739 557http://www.campin.me.uk Twitter: JackCampin


Wots "huffin"? URL doesn't work.


it is a reference to a south park episode of sniffing cat urine. It
basically you put a cat into a enclosed area scare it and huff the
endorphins released when they get scared. It is a practical joke like
snipping and bonsai kitten but there is a big problem with kitten huffing
Long term effects
The Following is a list of effects from Long term huffing:

a.. Coughing up hairballs
b.. Hallucinations of the kittens you've huffed (they won't be happy to
see you)
c.. Unintentional Meowing
d.. Unintentional fornication involving an iron stick
e.. A fear of Dogs
f.. You may develop a hunger for mice
g.. A fascination with dangling pieces of string and/or tinsel
h.. A fear of water
i.. Only being able to drink liquids from a saucer



Thanks, Matthew. Things keep getting more weird all the time.
Is there anything fun or interesting in your "neck of the woods"? Best
wishes MLB
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Old July 27th 12, 11:00 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
Matthew[_3_]
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Default Kitten huffing


"MLB" wrote in message
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On 07/27/2012 01:11 PM, Matthew wrote:
wrote in message
...
On 07/27/2012 05:44 AM, Jack Campin wrote:
This is truly bizarre. Don't read unless you can handle surrealism:

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Kitten_Huffing

-----------------------------------------------------------------------------
e m a i l : j a c k @ c a m p i n . m e .
u k
Jack Campin, 11 Third Street, Newtongrange, Midlothian EH22 4PU,
Scotland
mobile 07800 739 557http://www.campin.me.uk Twitter:
JackCampin

Wots "huffin"? URL doesn't work.


it is a reference to a south park episode of sniffing cat urine. It
basically you put a cat into a enclosed area scare it and huff the
endorphins released when they get scared. It is a practical joke like
snipping and bonsai kitten but there is a big problem with kitten huffing
Long term effects
The Following is a list of effects from Long term huffing:

a.. Coughing up hairballs
b.. Hallucinations of the kittens you've huffed (they won't be happy
to
see you)
c.. Unintentional Meowing
d.. Unintentional fornication involving an iron stick
e.. A fear of Dogs
f.. You may develop a hunger for mice
g.. A fascination with dangling pieces of string and/or tinsel
h.. A fear of water
i.. Only being able to drink liquids from a saucer



Thanks, Matthew. Things keep getting more weird all the time.
Is there anything fun or interesting in your "neck of the woods"? Best
wishes MLB



Nope just 105 degrees hot as heck and next week marks a birthday that
puts me half way to the retirement home other than that trying to keep the
bills paid work out as much as possible with the bum ankle keep the
masters happy


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Old July 28th 12, 01:21 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
MLB[_4_]
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Default Kitten huffing

On 07/27/2012 04:00 PM, Matthew wrote:
wrote in message
...
On 07/27/2012 01:11 PM, Matthew wrote:
wrote in message
...
On 07/27/2012 05:44 AM, Jack Campin wrote:
This is truly bizarre. Don't read unless you can handle surrealism:

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Kitten_Huffing

-----------------------------------------------------------------------------
e m a i l : j a c k @ c a m p i n . m e .
u k
Jack Campin, 11 Third Street, Newtongrange, Midlothian EH22 4PU,
Scotland
mobile 07800 739 557http://www.campin.me.uk Twitter:
JackCampin

Wots "huffin"? URL doesn't work.

it is a reference to a south park episode of sniffing cat urine. It
basically you put a cat into a enclosed area scare it and huff the
endorphins released when they get scared. It is a practical joke like
snipping and bonsai kitten but there is a big problem with kitten huffing
Long term effects
The Following is a list of effects from Long term huffing:

a.. Coughing up hairballs
b.. Hallucinations of the kittens you've huffed (they won't be happy
to
see you)
c.. Unintentional Meowing
d.. Unintentional fornication involving an iron stick
e.. A fear of Dogs
f.. You may develop a hunger for mice
g.. A fascination with dangling pieces of string and/or tinsel
h.. A fear of water
i.. Only being able to drink liquids from a saucer



Thanks, Matthew. Things keep getting more weird all the time.
Is there anything fun or interesting in your "neck of the woods"? Best
wishes MLB



Nope just 105 degrees hot as heck and next week marks a birthday that
puts me half way to the retirement home other than that trying to keep the
bills paid work out as much as possible with the bum ankle keep the
masters happy



Here's wishing you a Happy Birthday May your fondest dreams be
fulfilled...and may all of your kitties give you proper attention. MLB
 




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