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Old February 23rd 06, 05:37 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
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Default OT For you chocolate lovers

Little-Known Chocolate Tidbits...

If you get melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too
slowly.

Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices and strawberries all
count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.

Problem: How to get 2 pounds of chocolate home from the store in hot
car.
Solution: Eat it in the parking lot.

Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It'll take the edge off
your appetite and you'll eat less.

A nice box of chocolates provide your total daily intake of calories in
one place. Isn't that handy?

If calories are an issue, store your chocolate on top of the fridge.
Calories are afraid of heights and they will jump out of the chocolate
to protect themselves.

Equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate is a balanced diet.

The preservatives in chocolate make you look younger.

Q. Why is there no such organization as Chocoholics Anonymous?
A. Because no one wants to quit.

Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today. That
way, at least you'll get one thing done!


 




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