Nocturne's Letter to Santa.

Not quite as touching as Smokey's.

My most esteemed Mr. Claus:

I am contacting you regarding the thermonuclear weapons I requested
last December. To date, my order has yet to arrive. However, I /was/
in receipt of two tons of "Extra Sooty Grade A Newcastle Coal." I
contacted your offices via post and received no reply; therefore, in
June I sold the coal to various interested parties and used the money
to purchase assault rifles and nerve gas. Therefore, I am willing to
call last year "Even" between us.

This year, I am once again requesting a compliment of thermonuclear
weapons for my Christmas gift. If this order fails to be delivered, I
will seriously reconsider allowing the North Pole to retain its
national autonomy in the coming Feline World Order.

Sincerely yours,

Nocturne.




(Who thinks she's gonna be on the naughty list again?)

On 1 Dec 2005 17:33:04 -0800, "Enfilade"
yodeled:

Not quite as touching as Smokey's.

My most esteemed Mr. Claus:

I am contacting you regarding the thermonuclear weapons I requested
last December. To date, my order has yet to arrive. However, I /was/
in receipt of two tons of "Extra Sooty Grade A Newcastle Coal." I
contacted your offices via post and received no reply; therefore, in
June I sold the coal to various interested parties and used the money
to purchase assault rifles and nerve gas. Therefore, I am willing to
call last year "Even" between us.

This year, I am once again requesting a compliment of thermonuclear
weapons for my Christmas gift. If this order fails to be delivered, I
will seriously reconsider allowing the North Pole to retain its
national autonomy in the coming Feline World Order.

Sincerely yours,

Nocturne.



BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

OMG gasp gasp

Theresa
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Make Levees, Not War

On Thu 01 Dec 2005 08:33:04p, Enfilade wrote in
rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
oups.com):

Not quite as touching as Smokey's.

My most esteemed Mr. Claus:

I am contacting you regarding the thermonuclear weapons I
requested last December. To date, my order has yet to arrive.
However, I /was/ in receipt of two tons of "Extra Sooty Grade A
Newcastle Coal." I contacted your offices via post and received
no reply; therefore, in June I sold the coal to various
interested parties and used the money to purchase assault rifles
and nerve gas. Therefore, I am willing to call last year "Even"
between us.

This year, I am once again requesting a compliment of
thermonuclear weapons for my Christmas gift. If this order
fails to be delivered, I will seriously reconsider allowing the
North Pole to retain its national autonomy in the coming Feline
World Order.

Sincerely yours,

Nocturne.




(Who thinks she's gonna be on the naughty list again?)



LMAO!! This one made me laugh, and Smokey's made me smile.

--
Cheryl

Enfilade wrote:

(Who thinks she's gonna be on the naughty list again?)

Please don't get her any more coal to sell! We're afraid, very afraid.

--
Marina, Frank, Miranda and Caliban. In loving memory of Nikki.
marina (dot) kurten (at) iki (dot) fi
Pics at http://uk.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/frankiennikki/
and http://community.webshots.com/user/frankiennikki

, I
will seriously reconsider allowing the North Pole to retain its
national autonomy in the coming Feline World Order.

Be afraid, Santa, be very afraid

Lesley

Slave of the Fabulous Furballs

World domination ain't as easy as it looks ;o) Luv the evil Noxious One.
Suz&Spicey