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my dog goes haywire in car
HOWEDY (the)duckster,
"(the)duckster" wrote in message news:4X1Lj. 8802$qB1.1040@trnddc07... "sharon" wrote in message ... My 9 pound female terrier mix screeches uncontrollably whenever we are in the car. Nothing shuts her up (muzzle, getting sprayed with water, treats, etc). As we arrive at our destination and I begin to slow down, the screeching becomes ear shattering. What can I do?? Sharon could PRAISE her dog and she'd quieten down NEARLY INSTANTLY, wouldn't you agree, ducky? Thanks, Sharon At nine pounds, I would think your dog could fit into a carrier for travel. Permit me to introduce myself, ducky {}: ~ ) I'm The_800_Pound_Gorilla_In_The_Room {}';~ ) I did *NOT* come here to ATTACK you. UNLIKE some posters here, I WILL NOT cite your own posted case history of your own hysterical dog whom you force to WEAR DIAPERS and give IT ANTI- PSYCHOTIC medications and lock IT in a box and ignore ITS cries. Nor will I cite your posted case history of incurable drunkeness and dismal failure in A.A. Gorilla mommys an daddys raise their children better than to EMBARRASS and INSULT folks LIKE THAT, ducky {}: ~ ) CONtrary to pupular belief, Gorillas are generally shy and retiring; although I cannot speak for ALL Gorillas, we usually prefer a veggie diet but some *(depending on their parenting) will occasionally indulge in MEAT *(yuk!) and MOST of us engage in frequent polygamous SEX **(Yummy~!). I'll just gather some fresh soft leaves and make myself a nest in the corner of your livin room here and you're welcome to ignore me. I'll just keep quietly to myself {}'; ~ ) Care for a bananna? Perhaps once confined, Locking your own dog in a crate is how come he GOES INSANE and ****es all over your house, ducky. House breaking is INSTINCTIVE at four weeks of age in doggys, ducky, therefore, if your doggy is havin housebreakin problems it's on accounta he's GOIN INSANE from you abusin IT. with treats, Offering treats often REINFORCES bad doggy and human baby behaviors, ducky. Gorilla mommys an daddys learn to PAY ATTENTION to the NEEDS of their children and GIVE THEM UNCONDITIONAL Gorilly LOVE TRUST and AFFECTION instead of anti-psychotic medications, locking them in boxes and a COOKIE: "Despite Skinner's clear denunciation of "negative reinforcement" (1958) NEARLY EVER LEARNING THEORY model involves the USE OF PUNISHMENT. Of curse, Skinner has never to my knowledge, demonstrated HOWE we escape the phenomenon that an expected reward not received is experienced as a punishment and can produce extensive and persistent aggression (Azrin et al, 1966)." "The IMBECILITY of some of the claims for operant technique simply take the breath away. Lovas et al (1966) report a standard contingent reward/punishment procedure developing imitative speech in two severly disturbed non verbal schizophrenic boys. After twenty- six days the boys are reported to have been learning new words with alacrity. HOWEver, when REWARDS were moved to a delayed contingency the behavior and learning immediately deteriorated." Sam Corson, Pavlov's Last Student Demonstrated At UofOH, That Rehabilitation Of Hyperactive Dogs Can Easily And Readily Be Done Using TLC. Tender Loving Care Is At The Root Of The Scientific Management Of Doggys. {) ; ~ ) "Postitive emotions arising in connection with the perfection of a skill, irrespective of its pragmatic significance at a given moment, serve as the reinforcement. IOW, emotions, not outside rewards, are what reinforces any behavior," Ivan Pavlov. "All animals learn best through play." -- Konrad Lorenz her blankie, kong w/pb might help the ride be more pleasant. That's ABSURD, ducky. Dogs havin PAINICK ATTACKS DO NOT PLAY with TOYS or accept TREATS {}: ~ ( Once confined, as another good poster noted, That was diddler, the EXXXPERT TRAINER who's own dog DIED from GETTIN SHOCKED for BARKIN, remember? ear plugs and a long ride. Sing her a song, toss in a treat. THAT'S INSANE, ducky. No WONder how come your dog is ****tin an ****in all over your house and wearin diapers and taking ANTI-PSYCHOTIC medications {}: ~ ( Make it a positive experience. O.K., we'll try THAT with you, ducky {}: ~ ) Spraying her in the face with water I'm not sure is a good idea. You're not sure, ducky? Well then, THAT EXXXPLAINS how come your own dog is GOIN INSANE, don't it, ducky. Here's The_800_Pound_Gorilla_In_The_Room's FREE training manual: http://relinkz.com/The_800_Pound_Gorilla_In_The_Room's_Training_Manua l Kind regards, LikeWIZE {}: ~ ) (the)duckster In Love And Light, I Remain Respectfully, Humbly Yours, The_800_Pound_Gorilla_In_The_Room {}'; ~ ) |
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