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Old April 8th 06, 08:32 PM posted to alt.home.repair,rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
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Careful, some folks frown on mouse traps for cat training.

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Christopher A. Young
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"Mortimer Schnerd, RN" wrote in
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Jimi wrote:
We have a very spoilt neutered Tom cat (only about 4 months old)

that
likes to jump on the dining room table while we are away from the

home.



I like the mousetrap idea the best. You won't have to do it long;
cats learn
fast where it's not good to go.

Avoidance behavior can be a powerful thing. I once trained a doberman
to stop
barking at me when I was in my own yard by using a BB gun on him.
Only had to
shoot him twice. The first time I stepped ou:, woof woof, BAM. The
second time
I stepped out in the yard (a day later): woof woof, BAM. The third
time I
stepped out in the yard the dog made a beeline for his doghouse and
didn't make
a sound. Never had another problem with that dog.



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Old April 9th 06, 02:22 AM posted to alt.home.repair,rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
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Stormin Mormon wrote:

Careful, some folks frown on mouse traps for cat training.


NOT a very smart idea! If you're talking standard,
spring-operated moustrap, you may find yourself paying large
vet bills for surgical repair to a broken paw! They're
designed to break the mouse or rat's neck, after all, and
cats bones are pretty delicate, too.)

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Old April 9th 06, 02:57 AM posted to alt.home.repair,rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
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One vote for frown.

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"EvelynVogtGamble(Divamanque)" wrote in
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Stormin Mormon wrote:

Careful, some folks frown on mouse traps for cat training.


NOT a very smart idea! If you're talking standard,
spring-operated moustrap, you may find yourself paying large
vet bills for surgical repair to a broken paw! They're
designed to break the mouse or rat's neck, after all, and
cats bones are pretty delicate, too.)

--
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Old April 9th 06, 03:07 AM posted to alt.home.repair,rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
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"EvelynVogtGamble(Divamanque)" wrote:



Stormin Mormon wrote:

Careful, some folks frown on mouse traps for cat training.


NOT a very smart idea! If you're talking standard,
spring-operated moustrap, you may find yourself paying large
vet bills for surgical repair to a broken paw! They're
designed to break the mouse or rat's neck, after all, and
cats bones are pretty delicate, too.)


Put some news papers on top of the mouse traps. It will slow down the
trap action, but still make noise and movement.
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Old April 9th 06, 08:22 PM posted to alt.home.repair,rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
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Jim Rusling wrote:

"EvelynVogtGamble(Divamanque)" wrote:



Stormin Mormon wrote:


Careful, some folks frown on mouse traps for cat training.


NOT a very smart idea! If you're talking standard,
spring-operated moustrap, you may find yourself paying large
vet bills for surgical repair to a broken paw! They're
designed to break the mouse or rat's neck, after all, and
cats bones are pretty delicate, too.)



Put some news papers on top of the mouse traps. It will slow down the
trap action, but still make noise and movement.


I think I'd rather invest in some of the patented gadgets
sold by suppliers like Drs. Foster & Smith - cheaper than
unwanted vet bills, and you KNOW they don't put your pet in
danger.

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Old April 11th 06, 03:17 PM posted to alt.home.repair,rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
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I use mousetraps to keep babes out of my collection box.

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First Fulla Bulla
Best Babes in the world!


"Stormin Mormon" wrote in message
...
Careful, some folks frown on mouse traps for cat training.

--

Christopher A. Young
You can't shout down a troll.
You have to starve them.
..

"Mortimer Schnerd, RN" wrote in
message m...
Jimi wrote:
We have a very spoilt neutered Tom cat (only about 4 months old)

that
likes to jump on the dining room table while we are away from the

home.



I like the mousetrap idea the best. You won't have to do it long;
cats learn
fast where it's not good to go.

Avoidance behavior can be a powerful thing. I once trained a doberman
to stop
barking at me when I was in my own yard by using a BB gun on him.
Only had to
shoot him twice. The first time I stepped ou:, woof woof, BAM. The
second time
I stepped out in the yard (a day later): woof woof, BAM. The third
time I
stepped out in the yard the dog made a beeline for his doghouse and
didn't make
a sound. Never had another problem with that dog.



--
Mortimer Schnerd, RN

VE




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Old April 11th 06, 04:59 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
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Are you trying to be funny or just being plain stupid

Any why is everyone crossposting to alt.home.repair

"Fulla Bulla" wrote in message
om...
I use mousetraps to keep babes out of my collection box.

--
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First Fulla Bulla
Best Babes in the world!


"Stormin Mormon" wrote in message
...
Careful, some folks frown on mouse traps for cat training.

--

Christopher A. Young
You can't shout down a troll.
You have to starve them.
.

"Mortimer Schnerd, RN" wrote in
message m...
Jimi wrote:
We have a very spoilt neutered Tom cat (only about 4 months old)

that
likes to jump on the dining room table while we are away from the

home.



I like the mousetrap idea the best. You won't have to do it long;
cats learn
fast where it's not good to go.

Avoidance behavior can be a powerful thing. I once trained a doberman
to stop
barking at me when I was in my own yard by using a BB gun on him.
Only had to
shoot him twice. The first time I stepped ou:, woof woof, BAM. The
second time
I stepped out in the yard (a day later): woof woof, BAM. The third
time I
stepped out in the yard the dog made a beeline for his doghouse and
didn't make
a sound. Never had another problem with that dog.



--
Mortimer Schnerd, RN

VE




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Old April 11th 06, 05:58 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
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Matthew AKA NMR wrote:
Are you trying to be funny or just being plain stupid

Any why is everyone crossposting to alt.home.repair


Matthew, you're feeding a troll.
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Old April 11th 06, 06:03 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
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As the original poster (at least to RPCA) the post came originally
from alt home repair. I cross posted it so that the folks on the kitty
board could comment.

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Christopher A. Young
You can't shout down a troll.
You have to starve them.
..

"Matthew AKA NMR" wrote in message
m...
Are you trying to be funny or just being plain stupid

Any why is everyone crossposting to alt.home.repair

"Fulla Bulla" wrote in message
om...
I use mousetraps to keep babes out of my collection box.

--
Join the Church of the
First Fulla Bulla
Best Babes in the world!


"Stormin Mormon" wrote in

message
...
Careful, some folks frown on mouse traps for cat training.

--

Christopher A. Young
You can't shout down a troll.
You have to starve them.
.

"Mortimer Schnerd, RN" wrote in



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Old April 11th 06, 06:24 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
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Adrian did you say I was feeding a troll I have something for that
http://tinypic.com/view/?pic=v6maeb
Damn trolls


"Adrian A" wrote in message
...
Matthew AKA NMR wrote:
Are you trying to be funny or just being plain stupid

Any why is everyone crossposting to alt.home.repair


Matthew, you're feeding a troll.
--
Adrian (Owned by Snoopy and Bagheera)
Cats leave pawprints on your heart.
http://community.webshots.com/user/clowderuk




 




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