[food] Cheese!

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Adrian A wrote:

Some time ago, when my mother was in her early 40s, we were walking
along
the beach at Cromer, Norfolk with her then boyfriend. He said, "I
wonder why
you see topless women on continental beaches but not in England". My
mother
immediately took her top off, I've never seen a man turn more red. ;-)

Do you mean her boyfriend, or were you looking in the mirror?

I think I'd turn pretty red if my mother and I were on a beach and she
suddenly decided to go topless. I don't have anything against nudity,
but there are some things you just don't want to share with your mother!

Tell me about it!!! When I was 22, my mom was visiting me at my place where
I was living. I was renting a room in this guys house for free in exchange
for renovating his kitchen. Anyway, I was heading out and had to change.
My mom wasn't leaving the room and I didn't want to go all the way down the
hall to the bathroom, so I decided I was going to have to get changed in
front of her. I took off my shirt and my mom poked my boob and said "Ohhh,
those are so beautiful, I'm so proud of myself for creating them!"
I was so embarrassed.
--
Britta

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Adrian A wrote:

Some time ago, when my mother was in her early 40s, we were walking
along
the beach at Cromer, Norfolk with her then boyfriend. He said, "I
wonder why
you see topless women on continental beaches but not in England". My
mother
immediately took her top off, I've never seen a man turn more red. ;-)

Do you mean her boyfriend, or were you looking in the mirror?

I think I'd turn pretty red if my mother and I were on a beach and she
suddenly decided to go topless. I don't have anything against nudity,
but there are some things you just don't want to share with your mother!

Tell me about it!!! When I was 22, my mom was visiting me at my place
where
I was living. I was renting a room in this guys house for free in
exchange
for renovating his kitchen. Anyway, I was heading out and had to change.
My mom wasn't leaving the room and I didn't want to go all the way down
the
hall to the bathroom, so I decided I was going to have to get changed in
front of her. I took off my shirt and my mom poked my boob and said
"Ohhh,
those are so beautiful, I'm so proud of myself for creating them!"
I was so embarrassed.
--
Britta


Lol!!! Geez, mum!!!

badwilson wrote:

so I decided I was going to have to get changed in front of her.
I took off my shirt and my mom poked my boob and said "Ohhh,
those are so beautiful, I'm so proud of myself for creating them!"
I was so embarrassed.

EEEK!! I'll bet! I'm cringing just reading this. Does she have a few
problems with personal boundaries, perhaps?

Joyce

On 2006-03-25, mers penned:
On Thu, 23 Mar 2006 06:42:21 +0200, Marina
wrote:

One of the best things about staying on the island in summer is
taking my early-morning nude dip in the sea. If you've never swum
nekkid, you don't know what you're missing!

Not in this lifetime with _this_ pudgy body! Hell, I just had my
first real Finn sauna up in Thunder Bay a couple weeks back. I
wholeheartedly endorse Kangas Sauna there

Bah! It's about enjoying the feeling of your body, not feeling
ashamed of it!

If people don't want to see you naked, they don't have to look!

--
monique, who spoils Oscar unmercifully

pictures: http://www.bounceswoosh.org/rpca

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badwilson wrote:

so I decided I was going to have to get changed in front of her.
I took off my shirt and my mom poked my boob and said "Ohhh,
those are so beautiful, I'm so proud of myself for creating them!"
I was so embarrassed.

EEEK!! I'll bet! I'm cringing just reading this. Does she have a few
problems with personal boundaries, perhaps?

I think she just thinks she's really witty.
--
Britta

mers wrote:
On Thu, 23 Mar 2006 06:42:21 +0200, Marina
wrote:


One of the best things about staying on the island in summer is taking
my early-morning nude dip in the sea. If you've never swum nekkid, you
don't know what you're missing!


Not in this lifetime with _this_ pudgy body! Hell, I just had my first real
Finn sauna up in Thunder Bay a couple weeks back. I wholeheartedly endorse
Kangas Sauna there

I usually get up before anyone else, so I don't have an audience. ;o)
Except the cats of course. Frank and Nikki would always follow me to the
jetty and sit there and stare at me like I was crazy, and when I got
back out of the water they would greet me with relief. 'Oh, you didn't
drown today, either.' This may have had something to do with the fact
that they always got their breakfast after my morning dip.

--
Marina, Miranda and Caliban. In loving memory of Frank and Nikki.
marina (dot) kurten (at) iki (dot) fi
Stories and pics at http://koti.welho.com/mkurten/
Pics at http://uk.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/frankiennikki/
and http://community.webshots.com/user/frankiennikki

One of the best things about staying on the island in summer is taking my
early-morning nude dip in the sea. If you've never swum nekkid, you don't
know what you're missing!
Not in this lifetime with _this_ pudgy body! Hell, I just had my first
real
Finn sauna up in Thunder Bay a couple weeks back. I wholeheartedly
endorse
Kangas Sauna there
I usually get up before anyone else, so I don't have an audience. ;o)
Except the cats of course. Frank and Nikki would always follow me to the
jetty and sit there and stare at me like I was crazy, and when I got back
out of the water they would greet me with relief. 'Oh, you didn't drown
today, either.' This may have had something to do with the fact that they
always got their breakfast after my morning dip.
Marina, Miranda and Caliban. In loving memory of Frank and Nikki.

There is no doubt in my mind that Frank and Nikki are looking down from
the RB even though you no longer give them their breakfast to make sure
their Mama comes back out of the water every time she goes in.

mers wrote:

On Thu, 23 Mar 2006 06:42:21 +0200, Marina
wrote:

wrote:

So I traipsed down to the nude beach area with a few folks, and with
very little coaxing (OK, none ), I removed all garments and went
straight into the water. It was wonderful! I stayed in for about an
hour (unheard of most of the time - I would've gotten hypothermia doing
that on most days).

One of the best things about staying on the island in summer is taking
my early-morning nude dip in the sea. If you've never swum nekkid, you
don't know what you're missing!

Not in this lifetime with _this_ pudgy body! Hell, I just had my first real
Finn sauna up in Thunder Bay a couple weeks back. I wholeheartedly endorse
Kangas Sauna there

But a pudgy body is so well-adapted to swimming in cold water!

Back to that day when I went skinny dipping in the Pacific, I remember
treading water for at least an hour, and at one point, watching two very
skinny young women trying to enter the water and screeching from the cold.
I was glad that I had some padding to make it a pleasant experience.

Joyce

Marina wrote:

Frank and Nikki would always follow me to the
jetty and sit there and stare at me like I was crazy, and when I got
back out of the water they would greet me with relief. 'Oh, you didn't
drown today, either.' This may have had something to do with the fact
that they always got their breakfast after my morning dip.

Indeed, it was most unwise and inconsiderate of you to take such
a risk. Had you drowned, breakfast would surely have been
delayed and the owners would have had cause for complaint.

--

Wayne M
(indulged by Will and Heidi)

I like to get into the sacramental wine, and then stagger all over the
pulpit while my hooman talks to all those people out there.

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jmcquown wrote:
My mommy sumtymes gets da stuff called da BREE and I want it! It
smelz so
gud! An she gets da GOODA an it smelz gud too! And she uses it to
make da
eggz...

Mommy is not nice becuz she doan giv me da CHEEZ. She says it's not
gud fur
me anna DOKTOR at da smelly playce sayz I hafta eat just dis kibble.
Heh...
I tryes to steal momma's food sumtymes. I's da sneaky cat But
she
cotches me. I tryes to get to da kibble sometymes when it's not tyme
but
she hears me openin da closet an says, "Not tyme yet!" So I go back
an
hafta be da gud kitty. But then she gibs me da kitty scritches an
dat feels
gud so I purr and den I go ta sleep wif mommy...

I know i know I know I know!!! Mama and Daddy get stuff called YOGURT
that's
really really good and I like to steal it when i can because I'm so
hyper and
need lotsa energy so I can go play and wrassle and play and play and
play and
they say Naughty Boy Stosh when I do it because it's so GOOD bye bye I
hafta
go and play now!!!!

Stosh

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