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PING BOYFRIEND
(I posted dis earlier, but you not replies, so Mommy finks it maybe gots
losted in wif alla da post about some sick lady named Holly, so she tell me to repots it) Dear Boyfriend; I very sorry I not rite you, but I been habin fun out inna tiled room. I also been chasin (and bein chased by) da Ping Fing and Ernie. Mommy also chases us sometimes too. She say I fat and need EX OR SIZE. I not fat, I round-bellied. I also chases da red-dot greebling. Dats da one dat noone ever can catches. Even Lizzie tries, but she not catches it. We been seein some kitties inna out. Mommy says dat dey are our baby sisfurs or brofurs. She not no if dey is boys or girls, but our birf Mama had dem after we cames to live with our hoomin Mama. Deres free of dem: one is black & white (Mommy says it looks almost EX ACT LEE like our birf Mama), one black & grey stipey-britches (like Moe, but wifout da spot onna nose) and one dats white & grey stripey-britches. Mommy said she petted the black & white one onna nose da other day, but da ofer too runs away when dey see her or Daddy. Mommy takes dem food every morning - dey waits for her out by da GAR AJ, which is where Mommy says dey lives. Mommy says dat she wants to catches dem and find dem good homes, after dey gets fixed (dey don't looks broken to me - dey looks fine). I ask her if dey could lives in here wid us, but she says dat would be too many kitties. Lizzie growled at me when I asked, so I guess dat means a big fat no. I gess it be best, since Lizzie swatted da window inna tiled room da other night wen it was dark out an she saw one of dem inna out. If da window not be der, she wood have smaked da kittie, and Lizzie has some very sharps clawses. I gonna go nap now. I wood nap in here by da pooter, but da Ping Fing is in here, and he snorez! It funny. Mommy says I snorez too, but not like Ping doz. Ping loud. I just sqweek a little, but only wen I dreemin (usually abowt you, Boyfriend). Purrs, Hedbutts and ear-lickins Your Girlfriend, Mimi (Little Sisfur To Weeble) |
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My lovely and dear Mimi
My meowmie be very upset yesterday and today about a fing she call Holly. She said me about your mail, but told me I cudnt mail back dat day. But she say I can now, so here I am! I not roundbellied myself, tho I don't mind girls that are. I fink der personality more important dan der size. I been in the out a lot terday to get der rats. But den I saw a really really really big grandad one wiv der very big teef so I remember what Kitty say about dat. She say wen you see a rat like dis, pretend you don't see it, and wash yourself. So I did. Lots of luv and nose kisses Boyfriend Sir Weeble Wobblybottom wrote: (I posted dis earlier, but you not replies, so Mommy finks it maybe gots losted in wif alla da post about some sick lady named Holly, so she tell me to repots it) Dear Boyfriend; I very sorry I not rite you, but I been habin fun out inna tiled room. I also been chasin (and bein chased by) da Ping Fing and Ernie. Mommy also chases us sometimes too. She say I fat and need EX OR SIZE. I not fat, I round-bellied. I also chases da red-dot greebling. Dats da one dat noone ever can catches. Even Lizzie tries, but she not catches it. We been seein some kitties inna out. Mommy says dat dey are our baby sisfurs or brofurs. She not no if dey is boys or girls, but our birf Mama had dem after we cames to live with our hoomin Mama. Deres free of dem: one is black & white (Mommy says it looks almost EX ACT LEE like our birf Mama), one black & grey stipey-britches (like Moe, but wifout da spot onna nose) and one dats white & grey stripey-britches. Mommy said she petted the black & white one onna nose da other day, but da ofer too runs away when dey see her or Daddy. Mommy takes dem food every morning - dey waits for her out by da GAR AJ, which is where Mommy says dey lives. Mommy says dat she wants to catches dem and find dem good homes, after dey gets fixed (dey don't looks broken to me - dey looks fine). I ask her if dey could lives in here wid us, but she says dat would be too many kitties. Lizzie growled at me when I asked, so I guess dat means a big fat no. I gess it be best, since Lizzie swatted da window inna tiled room da other night wen it was dark out an she saw one of dem inna out. If da window not be der, she wood have smaked da kittie, and Lizzie has some very sharps clawses. I gonna go nap now. I wood nap in here by da pooter, but da Ping Fing is in here, and he snorez! It funny. Mommy says I snorez too, but not like Ping doz. Ping loud. I just sqweek a little, but only wen I dreemin (usually abowt you, Boyfriend). Purrs, Hedbutts and ear-lickins Your Girlfriend, Mimi (Little Sisfur To Weeble) |
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Dear Boyfriend;
Mommy tried to splain dis Holly to me, but it's all to confoosin. Den she said dat it's just a person who needs to seek MENT ALL help. I only got round belly cuz I have short body. If I have long body like Moe or Lizzie or Weeble, my belly not be round, it be perfect. Mommy say I look like I swallowed a GRAYP FROOT. I fing dat meen of her, even do I not no what a GRAYP FROOT is. I never seen no rats. I got I seen a giant one last nite (Mommy & Daddy left da tiled room open all nite, se we could watch da critters inna out), but Lizzie say it just a fing called a POSSUM. It ate some bird seed dat spilled outta da feeders, den it founded some old stale bred Mommy threw out dere yesserday. I fink it looked mean, but it acted as scared of us as we (us younguns, not Lizzie, Lizzie not scared of nuttin) were of it. We gots lotsa mousies. Mommy buys dem for us. And puffballs. Weeble has been playing with a purple puffball now since last week. Me chases it all over, mrrping and eeeeeeeeeeeeoooooooowing at it (Mommy says Weeble has a twangy-whiney voice), and he gets very upset if anyone else plays wif his purple puffball. Mommy says he looks silly when he carries it around. I think he looks hansom, and I wish his girlfriend, Persia, could see him. Purrs, hedbutts and kissies Mimi (whose very proud of her big brother Weeble for protecting us all from da purple puffball greebling, but even more proud of her Boyfriend for pretendin to ignore such an evil-looking creature) Christina Websell wrote: My lovely and dear Mimi My meowmie be very upset yesterday and today about a fing she call Holly. She said me about your mail, but told me I cudnt mail back dat day. But she say I can now, so here I am! I not roundbellied myself, tho I don't mind girls that are. I fink der personality more important dan der size. I been in the out a lot terday to get der rats. But den I saw a really really really big grandad one wiv der very big teef so I remember what Kitty say about dat. She say wen you see a rat like dis, pretend you don't see it, and wash yourself. So I did. Lots of luv and nose kisses Boyfriend Sir Weeble Wobblybottom wrote: (I posted dis earlier, but you not replies, so Mommy finks it maybe gots losted in wif alla da post about some sick lady named Holly, so she tell me to repots it) Dear Boyfriend; I very sorry I not rite you, but I been habin fun out inna tiled room. I also been chasin (and bein chased by) da Ping Fing and Ernie. Mommy also chases us sometimes too. She say I fat and need EX OR SIZE. I not fat, I round-bellied. I also chases da red-dot greebling. Dats da one dat noone ever can catches. Even Lizzie tries, but she not catches it. We been seein some kitties inna out. Mommy says dat dey are our baby sisfurs or brofurs. She not no if dey is boys or girls, but our birf Mama had dem after we cames to live with our hoomin Mama. Deres free of dem: one is black & white (Mommy says it looks almost EX ACT LEE like our birf Mama), one black & grey stipey-britches (like Moe, but wifout da spot onna nose) and one dats white & grey stripey-britches. Mommy said she petted the black & white one onna nose da other day, but da ofer too runs away when dey see her or Daddy. Mommy takes dem food every morning - dey waits for her out by da GAR AJ, which is where Mommy says dey lives. Mommy says dat she wants to catches dem and find dem good homes, after dey gets fixed (dey don't looks broken to me - dey looks fine). I ask her if dey could lives in here wid us, but she says dat would be too many kitties. Lizzie growled at me when I asked, so I guess dat means a big fat no. I gess it be best, since Lizzie swatted da window inna tiled room da other night wen it was dark out an she saw one of dem inna out. If da window not be der, she wood have smaked da kittie, and Lizzie has some very sharps clawses. I gonna go nap now. I wood nap in here by da pooter, but da Ping Fing is in here, and he snorez! It funny. Mommy says I snorez too, but not like Ping doz. Ping loud. I just sqweek a little, but only wen I dreemin (usually abowt you, Boyfriend). Purrs, Hedbutts and ear-lickins Your Girlfriend, Mimi (Little Sisfur To Weeble) -- The ONE and ONLY lefthanded-pathetic-paranoid-psychotic-sarcastic-wiseass-ditzy former-blonde in Bloomington! (And proud of it, too)© email me at nalee1964 (at) insightbb (dot) com http://community.webshots.com/user/mgcmdjeep |
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Christina Websell wrote:
I been in the out a lot terday to get der rats. But den I saw a really really really big grandad one wiv der very big teef so I remember what Kitty say about dat. She say wen you see a rat like dis, pretend you don't see it, and wash yourself. So I did. Sorry to butt in on your conversation with your girlfriend, Boyfriend (haha), but I just wanted to say that was very smart of you. One time, when I was out walking my hoomin, I saw a huge rat hopping along (hoomin note: it wasn't a rat, Frank, it was a hare), and I sort of just ignored it and happily it ignored me, too, and just hopped on by. It even ignored the hoomin, even though she stood and stared at it with her mouth open. Purrs, Frankie, beaming on the young couple -- Marina, Frank and Nikki marina (dot) kurten (at) pp (dot) inet (dot) fi Pics at http://uk.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/frankiennikki/ and http://community.webshots.com/user/frankiennikki |
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"Marina" wrote in message ... Christina Websell wrote: I been in the out a lot terday to get der rats. But den I saw a really really really big grandad one wiv der very big teef so I remember what Kitty say about dat. She say wen you see a rat like dis, pretend you don't see it, and wash yourself. So I did. Sorry to butt in on your conversation with your girlfriend, Boyfriend (haha) Why you say (haha)? Are you laffing at my name? It not my folt. Dat is not my name but I not able to tell meowmie what it is. Meowmie say tonight she don't want no-one to laugh at my name so she saw a name she like for me. Gideon. I not sure I like it, I fink I used to Boyfriend now. , but I just wanted to say that was very smart of you. It were Kitty's idea, she told me it. She a very clever wily ladycat hoo nose all about dem big grandad rats. So wen she bat my ears, I forgive her. She tort me all I no about da out. One time, when I was out walking my hoomin, I saw a huge rat hopping along (hoomin note: it wasn't a rat, Frank, it was a hare), and I sort of just ignored it and happily it ignored me, too, and just hopped on by. It even ignored the hoomin, even though she stood and stared at it with her mouth open. An 'are, Frank? Wow. Dere are 'ares in da field at da back of da garden but meowmie say don't even fink about it BF, so I don't. Dey too big. But dere was that fing about the rabbit's leg on the path a couple of weeks ago. It weren't me. Honest. It was der fox. I mainly catch mousies and dicky birds. Meowmie tells me off about der birdies, I tell her dey flew into my mouf. She don't believe me. Boyfriend |
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On Wed 23 Feb 2005 04:17:26p, Christina Websell wrote in
rec.pets.cats.anecdotes ): Why you say (haha)? Are you laffing at my name? It not my folt. Dat is not my name but I not able to tell meowmie what it is. Meowmie say tonight she don't want no-one to laugh at my name so she saw a name she like for me. Gideon. I not sure I like it, I fink I used to Boyfriend now. I like that name!! How about Gideon Boyfriend for a while? But then, Boyfriend is a FINE name!!!! -- Cheryl |
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Christina Websell wrote:
"Marina" wrote in message ... Christina Websell wrote: I been in the out a lot terday to get der rats. But den I saw a really really really big grandad one wiv der very big teef so I remember what Kitty say about dat. She say wen you see a rat like dis, pretend you don't see it, and wash yourself. So I did. Sorry to butt in on your conversation with your girlfriend, Boyfriend (haha) Why you say (haha)? Are you laffing at my name? It not my folt. Dat is not my name but I not able to tell meowmie what it is. Meowmie say tonight she don't want no-one to laugh at my name so she saw a name she like for me. Gideon. I not sure I like it, I fink I used to Boyfriend now. No, no, I wasn't laughing at your name, I just thought it was funny how I said 'girlfriend, Boyfriend'. Please excuse an old man for his simple pleasures. You have a fine name, though Gideon might be a nice addition. , but I just wanted to say that was very smart of you. It were Kitty's idea, she told me it. She a very clever wily ladycat hoo nose all about dem big grandad rats. So wen she bat my ears, I forgive her. She tort me all I no about da out. She taught you well. Those girlcats can be a bit of a handful, though. Not Waffles, of course. Well, she's a bit of a handful, too, but in a positive way, if you get my drift. wink, wink One time, when I was out walking my hoomin, I saw a huge rat hopping along (hoomin note: it wasn't a rat, Frank, it was a hare), and I sort of just ignored it and happily it ignored me, too, and just hopped on by. It even ignored the hoomin, even though she stood and stared at it with her mouth open. An 'are, Frank? Wow. Dere are 'ares in da field at da back of da garden but meowmie say don't even fink about it BF, so I don't. Dey too big. But dere was that fing about the rabbit's leg on the path a couple of weeks ago. It weren't me. Honest. It was der fox. I mainly catch mousies and dicky birds. Meowmie tells me off about der birdies, I tell her dey flew into my mouf. She don't believe me. I've caught a few voles in my time, and once I caught a squirrel. Nikki caught a baby hare once. She was exhausted after dragging it home (she's not as big and strong as I am, of course). But this hare I saw was so big, I thought it best to just ignore it. Purrs, Frankie -- Marina, Frank and Nikki marina (dot) kurten (at) pp (dot) inet (dot) fi Pics at http://uk.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/frankiennikki/ and http://community.webshots.com/user/frankiennikki |
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"Marina" wrote in message ... Christina Websell wrote: "Marina" wrote in message She taught you well. Those girlcats can be a bit of a handful, though. Not Waffles, of course. Well, she's a bit of a handful, too, but in a positive way, if you get my drift. wink, wink I don't no what you mean. Tell me. Wot mean wink, wink ?? Boyfriend |
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On Fri, 11 Mar 2005 22:23:33 -0000, "Christina Websell"
yodeled: "Marina" wrote in message ... Christina Websell wrote: "Marina" wrote in message She taught you well. Those girlcats can be a bit of a handful, though. Not Waffles, of course. Well, she's a bit of a handful, too, but in a positive way, if you get my drift. wink, wink I don't no what you mean. Tell me. Wot mean wink, wink ?? Boyfriend He might mean that Waffles is always winking. Right? Love, Stinky Theresa Stinky Pictures: http://community.webshots.com/album/125591586JWEFwh My Blog: http://www.humanitas.blogspot.com |
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"Kreisleriana" wrote in message ... On Fri, 11 Mar 2005 22:23:33 -0000, "Christina Websell" yodeled: "Marina" wrote in message ... Christina Websell wrote: "Marina" wrote in message She taught you well. Those girlcats can be a bit of a handful, though. Not Waffles, of course. Well, she's a bit of a handful, too, but in a positive way, if you get my drift. wink, wink I don't no what you mean. Tell me. Wot mean wink, wink ?? Boyfriend He might mean that Waffles is always winking. Right? Love, Stinky Ah, yes, good idea, Stinky. She only got dat one eye so dat could be rite. Fanks BF |
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