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  #1  
Old May 1st 12, 01:41 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Sundance[_2_]
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Default By order uv da Assistint Vice Grand Pooh-Bah

Deer hoominz,

By order uv ME, da followin werdz iz no longer to be yoozed when speekin to
kitteez:

No
Stop
Moov
Don't
Off (along wif da related werd "offadere")
Badcat
Mine
Not fur yoo

Da komoonitee reserbz da rite to add werdz to dis list at ennee time.

Yerz trooly,
Sundance
Assistint Vice Grand Pooh-Bah


  #2  
Old May 1st 12, 01:47 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Gramby
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Default By order uv da Assistint Vice Grand Pooh-Bah

Four cats rolling on the floor laffing. Lizzy finally get her breath "Like
those rules will be followed at diZ houze..........NOT" I know dat won
happenz.
Gramby watching from the door just shrugs and thinks "Since when does it
matter when we use those words, they do as they please anyway."

"Sundance" wrote in message ...

Deer hoominz,

By order uv ME, da followin werdz iz no longer to be yoozed when speekin to
kitteez:

No
Stop
Moov
Don't
Off (along wif da related werd "offadere")
Badcat
Mine
Not fur yoo

Da komoonitee reserbz da rite to add werdz to dis list at ennee time.

Yerz trooly,
Sundance
Assistint Vice Grand Pooh-Bah

  #3  
Old May 1st 12, 04:26 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Sundance[_2_]
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Default By order uv da Assistint Vice Grand Pooh-Bah

Well, I figgered it wuz wurf a shot.

Sundance

"Gramby" wrote in message
...
Four cats rolling on the floor laffing. Lizzy finally get her breath
"Like those rules will be followed at diZ houze..........NOT" I know dat
won happenz.
Gramby watching from the door just shrugs and thinks "Since when does it
matter when we use those words, they do as they please anyway."

"Sundance" wrote in message ...

Deer hoominz,

By order uv ME, da followin werdz iz no longer to be yoozed when speekin
to
kitteez:

No
Stop
Moov
Don't
Off (along wif da related werd "offadere")
Badcat
Mine
Not fur yoo

Da komoonitee reserbz da rite to add werdz to dis list at ennee time.

Yerz trooly,
Sundance
Assistint Vice Grand Pooh-Bah



  #4  
Old May 1st 12, 04:48 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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Default By order uv da Assistint Vice Grand Pooh-Bah

hey sundanze i iz sure gwadta see diz inna 'fical statemint, but we solfed
sum of diz by juzt 'norin da hoominz, it duz irritate demsefz when we duz
diz do, OEJ
"Sundance" wrote in message
...
Deer hoominz,

By order uv ME, da followin werdz iz no longer to be yoozed when speekin
to kitteez:

No
Stop
Moov
Don't
Off (along wif da related werd "offadere")
Badcat
Mine
Not fur yoo

Da komoonitee reserbz da rite to add werdz to dis list at ennee time.

Yerz trooly,
Sundance
Assistint Vice Grand Pooh-Bah



  #5  
Old May 1st 12, 04:48 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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Default By order uv da Assistint Vice Grand Pooh-Bah

anna we kan now kalla sherrif if we hearz dem agin, OEJ
"Sundance" wrote in message
...
Well, I figgered it wuz wurf a shot.

Sundance

"Gramby" wrote in message
...
Four cats rolling on the floor laffing. Lizzy finally get her breath
"Like those rules will be followed at diZ houze..........NOT" I know dat
won happenz.
Gramby watching from the door just shrugs and thinks "Since when does it
matter when we use those words, they do as they please anyway."

"Sundance" wrote in message ...

Deer hoominz,

By order uv ME, da followin werdz iz no longer to be yoozed when speekin
to
kitteez:

No
Stop
Moov
Don't
Off (along wif da related werd "offadere")
Badcat
Mine
Not fur yoo

Da komoonitee reserbz da rite to add werdz to dis list at ennee time.

Yerz trooly,
Sundance
Assistint Vice Grand Pooh-Bah





  #6  
Old May 1st 12, 04:50 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Pi2nya AKA Sweetee
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Default By order uv da Assistint Vice Grand Pooh-Bah

Dat wuzza wunnerfol ideer, SunnyDance, and witin yur
rite tu du. I wanna repurt dat mineownmeowmee, aftur readink it,
sed "Off, Bad Cat!" tu me, just kawz I zoomt ontu da taybul wile hur
wuz ritin chekz!
--
Pitô.ônya

"Sundance" wrote in message
...
Well, I figgered it wuz wurf a shot.

Sundance

"Gramby" wrote in message
...
Four cats rolling on the floor laffing. Lizzy finally get her breath
"Like those rules will be followed at diZ houze..........NOT" I know
dat won happenz.
Gramby watching from the door just shrugs and thinks "Since when does
it matter when we use those words, they do as they please anyway."

"Sundance" wrote in message ...

Deer hoominz,

By order uv ME, da followin werdz iz no longer to be yoozed when
speekin to
kitteez:

No
Stop
Moov
Don't
Off (along wif da related werd "offadere")
Badcat
Mine
Not fur yoo

Da komoonitee reserbz da rite to add werdz to dis list at ennee time.

Yerz trooly,
Sundance
Assistint Vice Grand Pooh-Bah




  #7  
Old May 1st 12, 05:30 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mosey =^..^=[_12_]
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Default By order uv da Assistint Vice Grand Pooh-Bah

Doze sayme wurdz dunt meen uh fing heer at owr Hous ulso, but nise twy,
Sundance.
Mosey for his Hous


Well, I figgered it wuz wurf a shot.


Sundance



Four cats rolling on the floor laffing. Lizzy finally get her breath
"Like those rules will be followed at diZ houze..........NOT" I know dat
won happenz.
Gramby watching from the door just shrugs and thinks "Since when does it
matter when we use those words, they do as they please anyway."

"Sundance" ...

Deer hoominz,

By order uv ME, da followin werdz iz no longer to be yoozed when speekin
to
kitteez:

No
Stop
Moov
Don't
Off (along wif da related werd "offadere")
Badcat
Mine
Not fur yoo

Da komoonitee reserbz da rite to add werdz to dis list at ennee time.

Yerz trooly,
Sundance
Assistint Vice Grand Pooh-Bah


  #8  
Old May 1st 12, 09:25 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
rafflescat[_2_]
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Default By order uv da Assistint Vice Grand Pooh-Bah

On May 1, 1:41*am, "Sundance" wrote:
Deer hoominz,

By order uv ME, da followin werdz iz no longer to be yoozed when speekin to
kitteez:

No
Stop
Moov
Don't
Off (along wif da related werd "offadere")
Badcat
Mine
Not fur yoo

Da komoonitee reserbz da rite to add werdz to dis list at ennee time.

Yerz trooly,
Sundance
Assistint Vice Grand Pooh-Bah


Cood yu add thu wurd Eeeechaaaah?
Dis is thu wurd Meomie shreeks wen displeased dat me wus onny testin
hur food fur poison. Hur ses it awl da tyme....
..well, don bwame me if she getz poisoned by a sumkat.
Cleo, nom taster par excewance
  #9  
Old May 1st 12, 11:14 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Sundance[_2_]
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Default By order uv da Assistint Vice Grand Pooh-Bah

Ize shokked! Evin da hoomin uv owrown Grand Pooh-Bah uziz deze werdz? Dat iz
juss terrybul.

Sundance

"Pi2nya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message
...
Dat wuzza wunnerfol ideer, SunnyDance, and witin yur
rite tu du. I wanna repurt dat mineownmeowmee, aftur readink it,
sed "Off, Bad Cat!" tu me, just kawz I zoomt ontu da taybul wile hur
wuz ritin chekz!
--
Pitô.ônya

"Sundance" wrote in message
...
Well, I figgered it wuz wurf a shot.

Sundance

"Gramby" wrote in message
...
Four cats rolling on the floor laffing. Lizzy finally get her breath
"Like those rules will be followed at diZ houze..........NOT" I know
dat won happenz.
Gramby watching from the door just shrugs and thinks "Since when does it
matter when we use those words, they do as they please anyway."

"Sundance" wrote in message ...

Deer hoominz,

By order uv ME, da followin werdz iz no longer to be yoozed when speekin
to
kitteez:

No
Stop
Moov
Don't
Off (along wif da related werd "offadere")
Badcat
Mine
Not fur yoo

Da komoonitee reserbz da rite to add werdz to dis list at ennee time.

Yerz trooly,
Sundance
Assistint Vice Grand Pooh-Bah






  #10  
Old May 1st 12, 05:55 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Will in New Haven
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Default By order uv da Assistint Vice Grand Pooh-Bah

On Apr 30, 8:41*pm, "Sundance" wrote:
Deer hoominz,

By order uv ME, da followin werdz iz no longer to be yoozed when speekin to
kitteez:

No
Stop
Moov
Don't
Off (along wif da related werd "offadere")
Badcat
Mine
Not fur yoo

Da komoonitee reserbz da rite to add werdz to dis list at ennee time.


Dat iz a gud wist ob wurds dat hoomins shood GNOT say to usses.
Howesummever, I wood wike to sugjess da hoomins gnot be wowed to LAFF
at a kitty or kitties effur again. MABEE at a baby bitte butted neffur
at a digified grown kitty.

I wuz jumpin up on da bed frum mine chair dat I yooz as a ladder an I
landed a widdle upside down and Uncl Bill WAFFD.

Glares at Uncl Bill

--
WooToo, da dignifide

 




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