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Old March 11th 04, 05:23 AM
ys
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First of all, the whole notion of having a *pet* is atrocious at best,
nauseating at worst. But then again some things are preferable to those that
would call their animal friends a *goddess*, a surrogate child, spouse or
worse.

Cats are here to teach man/woman/child how to take time out to groom, play,
nap, nosh and love. How to strategize hunting sprees, how to climb trees,
how to ambush a rival and how to mark your territory.

From a cat you will learn what it is to be serene, centered yet alert
enough, savvy enough to be ready and able to make a mad-dash for an open
door should the need arise.

They will give bonus points to the people that really care about them by
treating them like a precious creature of Hashem and not a glorified piece
of furry furniture.

No declawing, no neutering, no spaying - all totally against the Creator's
wishes. What is expected from us as the stewards of this planet is be
humane, compassionate and caring enough to feed an animal entrusted to us
before we eat.

Having a cat is no coincidence. It just didn't *happen* by itself. But like
all occurances, situations and relationships - Hashem is the masterful
joiner of soul to soul, spirit to spirit. We are to care for them and
through us, they can and may be elevated spiritually vicariously through
placing them in our hearts. They will be making the journey with us to the
World to Come as a memory residing within our heart centers.


YS



"Sheena Weston" wrote in message
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Why is it that cats generally make better pets for women, where
dogs usually make better pets for men? Of course, there are
always exceptions.


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  #32  
Old March 11th 04, 05:23 AM
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First of all, the whole notion of having a *pet* is atrocious at best,
nauseating at worst. But then again some things are preferable to those that
would call their animal friends a *goddess*, a surrogate child, spouse or
worse.

Cats are here to teach man/woman/child how to take time out to groom, play,
nap, nosh and love. How to strategize hunting sprees, how to climb trees,
how to ambush a rival and how to mark your territory.

From a cat you will learn what it is to be serene, centered yet alert
enough, savvy enough to be ready and able to make a mad-dash for an open
door should the need arise.

They will give bonus points to the people that really care about them by
treating them like a precious creature of Hashem and not a glorified piece
of furry furniture.

No declawing, no neutering, no spaying - all totally against the Creator's
wishes. What is expected from us as the stewards of this planet is be
humane, compassionate and caring enough to feed an animal entrusted to us
before we eat.

Having a cat is no coincidence. It just didn't *happen* by itself. But like
all occurances, situations and relationships - Hashem is the masterful
joiner of soul to soul, spirit to spirit. We are to care for them and
through us, they can and may be elevated spiritually vicariously through
placing them in our hearts. They will be making the journey with us to the
World to Come as a memory residing within our heart centers.


YS



"Sheena Weston" wrote in message
...
Why is it that cats generally make better pets for women, where
dogs usually make better pets for men? Of course, there are
always exceptions.


--
Sheena



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  #33  
Old March 11th 04, 05:29 AM
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All of which are Hashem's creations - RESPECTIVELY!

YS



"Ben Bradley" wrote in message
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In a really odd crossposting involving:
rec.pets.cats.misc,
rec.audio.pro,
soc.culture.jewish,
sci.med.nursing,
Logan Shaw wrote:

kilikini wrote:

"Sheena Weston" wrote in message
...

Why is it that cats generally make better pets for women, where
dogs usually make better pets for men?


I don't know, I have both; two domestic shorthaired cats and a very

active
Australian Shepherd. What does that say about me?


You're obviously bisexual.


No, it means he/she is a hermaphrodite.

Next question?


What microphone would you use for recording this thread?

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  #34  
Old March 11th 04, 05:29 AM
ys
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All of which are Hashem's creations - RESPECTIVELY!

YS



"Ben Bradley" wrote in message
news
In a really odd crossposting involving:
rec.pets.cats.misc,
rec.audio.pro,
soc.culture.jewish,
sci.med.nursing,
Logan Shaw wrote:

kilikini wrote:

"Sheena Weston" wrote in message
...

Why is it that cats generally make better pets for women, where
dogs usually make better pets for men?


I don't know, I have both; two domestic shorthaired cats and a very

active
Australian Shepherd. What does that say about me?


You're obviously bisexual.


No, it means he/she is a hermaphrodite.

Next question?


What microphone would you use for recording this thread?

- Logan


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  #35  
Old March 11th 04, 08:00 AM
Bob Cain
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ys wrote:


Cats are here to teach man/woman/child how to take time out to groom, play,
nap, nosh and love. How to strategize hunting sprees, how to climb trees,
how to ambush a rival and how to mark your territory.


How to play with your food and torture it to the most
miserable possible end.


From a cat you will learn what it is to be serene, centered yet alert
enough, savvy enough to be ready and able to make a mad-dash for an open
door should the need arise.


And to kill slowly and methodically.


Bob
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"Things should be described as simply as possible, but no
simpler."

A. Einstein
  #36  
Old March 11th 04, 08:00 AM
Bob Cain
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ys wrote:


Cats are here to teach man/woman/child how to take time out to groom, play,
nap, nosh and love. How to strategize hunting sprees, how to climb trees,
how to ambush a rival and how to mark your territory.


How to play with your food and torture it to the most
miserable possible end.


From a cat you will learn what it is to be serene, centered yet alert
enough, savvy enough to be ready and able to make a mad-dash for an open
door should the need arise.


And to kill slowly and methodically.


Bob
--

"Things should be described as simply as possible, but no
simpler."

A. Einstein
  #37  
Old March 11th 04, 09:40 AM
Paul Stamler
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Scott Dorsey wrote in message
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Logan Shaw wrote:
kilikini wrote:
"Sheena Weston" wrote in message
...

Why is it that cats generally make better pets for women, where
dogs usually make better pets for men?


I don't know, I have both; two domestic shorthaired cats and a very

active
Australian Shepherd. What does that say about me?


You're obviously bisexual. Next question?


What about people with birds?


They shouldn't have cats.

Peace,
Paul

  #38  
Old March 11th 04, 09:40 AM
Paul Stamler
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Scott Dorsey wrote in message
...
Logan Shaw wrote:
kilikini wrote:
"Sheena Weston" wrote in message
...

Why is it that cats generally make better pets for women, where
dogs usually make better pets for men?


I don't know, I have both; two domestic shorthaired cats and a very

active
Australian Shepherd. What does that say about me?


You're obviously bisexual. Next question?


What about people with birds?


They shouldn't have cats.

Peace,
Paul

 




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