Dis wuz funn two sea

Sunrise: We wuz on da winnowlej in da kitchum enjoyin da mornin sun.
An den wee sees Bear, r d*g, givin Uncl Bill hiss mornin wak an dey
wuz reddy to com up da stares to da hous.

Missy: An it wuz tim four bear to eet hiz dinnur.

Sunrise: Hoo is tellin dis?

Missy: Sorry.

Sunrise: An Bear wanned to com in an eet. Butted DEN, da Hugo, hoo iss
a furry kyoot d*g wiff a notty wurd four a name, iss walkin hiss ladee
up da street.

Missy: Basset houn iss not a notty wurd.

Sunrise: Don' say wudz wike dat. Sumwun will wash out your mouf wif
sop. Anyewayz, da Hugo startz DRAGGIN hiss lady ovvur so hee can say
hi to da Bear. An da Bear turn roun and go WITE down da stares to say
hi to Hugo, even do Hugo iss a notty word houn.

An Hugo ann Bear greet each umovver da yosual d*ggy way. Ann Uncl Bill
petted Hugo ann Hugo's lady petted Bear and den Bear cam in an had
hiss dinnur.

Missy: An Hugo iss a Basset Houn'

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