Taking pills

I am pleased to report that I was able to give my cat two tape worm pills,
without it being a traumatic experience for either of us! Never had a cat,
until three years ago when I got this guy.
Ken

"Ken Anderson" wrote:

I am pleased to report that I was able to give my cat two tape
worm pills, without it being a traumatic experience for either
of us! Never had a cat, until three years ago when I got this
guy.

You are supposed to tell us how you did it, in my opinion.

I usually moisten the pill just before putting it into the back of
my cat's throat.

"Ken Anderson" wrote in message
...
I am pleased to report that I was able to give my cat two tape worm pills,
without it being a traumatic experience for either of us! Never had a
cat,
until three years ago when I got this guy.
Ken



Congratulations! It's no easy feat no matter how long you've owned a cat,
every cat decides to react differently

"John Doe" wrote in message
...
"Ken Anderson" wrote:

I am pleased to report that I was able to give my cat two tape
worm pills, without it being a traumatic experience for either
of us! Never had a cat, until three years ago when I got this
guy.

You are supposed to tell us how you did it, in my opinion.

I usually moisten the pill just before putting it into the back of
my cat's throat.


Well sure!
I kneeled, with Goliath on my left and nestled under my left arm. My left
wrist was between his front legs. With my left thumb and index finger, I
could get him to open his mouth pretty easily. Then a quick poke of the
butter-coated pill to the back of his tongue with my right index finger, let
him close his mouth, and keep his head cradled in the left hand for a few
seconds. That was all it took!

How to give a pill to a cat and a dog
CAT:

1) Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if
holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of
cat's mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in
right hand. As the cat opens mouth pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to
close mouth and swallow.

2) Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa. Cradle cat in
left arm and repeat process.

3) Retrieve cat from bedroom, and throw soggy pill away.

4) Take new pill from foil wrap, cradle cat in left arm holding rear
paws tightly with left hand. Force jaws open and push pill to back of
mouth with right forefinger. Hold mouth shut for a count of ten.

5) Retrieve pill from goldfish bowl and cat from top of wardrobe. Call
spouse from garden.

6) Kneel on floor with cat wedged firmly between knees, hold front and
rear paws. Ignore low growls emitted by cat. Get spouse to hold head
firmly with one hand while forcing wooden ruler into mouth. Drop pill
down ruler and vigorously rub cat's throat.

7) Retrieve cat from curtain rail, get another pill from foil wrap.
Make a note to buy new ruler and repair curtains. Carefully sweep
shattered figurines and vases from hearth and set to one side for
gluing later.

8) Wrap cat in large towel and get spouse to lie on cat with head just
visible from below armpit. Put pill in end of drinking straw, force
mouth open with pencil and blow down drinking straw.

9) Check label to make sure pill is not harmful to humans, drink 1 beer
to take taste away. Apply Band-Aid to spouse's forearm and remove blood
from carpet with cold water and soap.

10) Retrieve cat from neighbor's shed. Get another pill. Open another
beer. Place cat in cupboard and close door onto neck to leave head
showing. Force mouth open with dessert spoon. Flick pill down throat
with elastic band.

11) Fetch screwdriver from garage and put cupboard door back on hinges.
Drink beer. Fetch bottle of scotch. Pour shot, drink. Apply cold
compress to cheek and check records for date of your last tetanus jab.
Apply whiskey compress to cheek to disinfect. Toss back another shot.
Throw tee-shirt away and fetch new one from bedroom.

12) Ring fire brigade to retrieve the friggin' cat from tree across the
road. Apologize to neighbor who crashed into fence while swerving to
avoid cat. Take last pill from foil wrap.

13) Tie the little @#!*#^~!'s front paws to rear paws with garden twine
and bind tightly to leg of dining room table, find heavy duty Pruning
gloves from shed. Push pill into mouth followed by large piece of
fillet steak. Be rough about it. Hold head vertically and pour 2 pints
of water down throat to wash pill down.

14) Consume remainder of Scotch. Get spouse to drive you to the
emergency room, sit quietly while doctor stitches fingers and forearm
and removes pill remnants from right eye. Call furniture shop on way
home to order new table.

15) Arrange for SPCA to collect mutant cat from hell and ring local pet
shop to see if they have any hamsters.

DOG: Wrap pill in bacon, cheese or peanut butter. Make him beg.

Sorry, couldnt resist, I did find this funny.

Chris