Poorz Piglet her gotted nervus

Hihi diz iz O T anna I betz dat skurial knew ta be FRAID, veri FRAID of da
renger grey kitten.
"Ranger Greykitten" wrote in message
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On Wed, 09 Apr 2008 10:59:19 -0500, Stormmee wrote:

dat iz juzt wrung, Tiger, who haz been tanted hizownsef,

Me too. Just da day befur yesfurday, in fact. A big orange skwirl was
sittin in da back yard under MINEOWN tree, eating da birdseed dat da
birdies dropped from da kitty-TV. I sat in da window to watch him. Him
seed me, turned hims back to me, and TWITCHED HIMS TAIL AT ME! Da nerf!
Den when Paw letted me outside latter in da day dat rood skwirl was
nowhere to be seen.

Ranger

On Wed, 09 Apr 2008 12:24:30 -0500, Granby wrote:

Hihi diz iz O T anna I betz dat skurial knew ta be FRAID, veri FRAID of da
renger grey kitten.

I fink you'z right. He knewed dat da Mighty Snowcat could just as eezy
become a Mighty Skwirlcat an datz why him wasn't around da tree when paw
letted me out.

I'z not goin ta furget him. Us Mighty Snowcats has long memories, and I'z
goin get dat nasty skwirl. OT, would you like to hep me get dat skwirl?

Ranger

On Apr 9, 12:17*pm, Ranger Greykitten wrote:
On Wed, 09 Apr 2008 10:59:19 -0500, Stormmee wrote:
dat iz juzt wrung, Tiger, who haz been tanted hizownsef,

Me too. Just da day befur yesfurday, in fact. A big orange skwirl was
sittin in da back yard under MINEOWN tree, eating da birdseed dat da
birdies dropped from da kitty-TV. I sat in da window to watch him. Him
seed me, turned hims back to me, and TWITCHED HIMS TAIL AT ME! Da nerf!
Den when Paw letted me outside latter in da day dat rood skwirl was
nowhere to be seen.

Maggy May: Der iss a furry gnotty skwirl hoo eetz da fudz from Meowmie
Micki's birdz feeder

Missy: It iz a sqwirl feeder.

Maggy May: Sh, I tellin dis story. Da sqwirl eets da fudz rite on r
portch. An da Bear bark atted him. An hee turnz roun an fliks hiz tail
at da mighty noble d*g. An meowmie don' ALLOU da Bear to tak hiz jus
revenj. Shee iz skared dat Bear wud get bited and get rabis. I don'
know what she got against rabis. Sum uv r best frenz an so forf.

Missy: It iz RABEEZ an it iz a sqwirl feeder. Hoo eetz frum it?

Maggy May: Da sqwirl, mostly.

Missy bows and would doff her cap if she had one.

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Ranger

we onleezt getsa humminburd feeder, soft anna furry duzint feeda ofur
birdeez ora sqwirlz, kuz da nayburladi duzit, Tiger...

hoomin note: the lady behind us feeds them and she is an older lady who
would be sad if they didn't visit so we don't feed them, soft
Will in New Haven wrote in message
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On Apr 9, 12:17 pm, Ranger Greykitten wrote:
On Wed, 09 Apr 2008 10:59:19 -0500, Stormmee wrote:
dat iz juzt wrung, Tiger, who haz been tanted hizownsef,

Me too. Just da day befur yesfurday, in fact. A big orange skwirl was
sittin in da back yard under MINEOWN tree, eating da birdseed dat da
birdies dropped from da kitty-TV. I sat in da window to watch him. Him
seed me, turned hims back to me, and TWITCHED HIMS TAIL AT ME! Da nerf!
Den when Paw letted me outside latter in da day dat rood skwirl was
nowhere to be seen.

Maggy May: Der iss a furry gnotty skwirl hoo eetz da fudz from Meowmie
Micki's birdz feeder

Missy: It iz a sqwirl feeder.

Maggy May: Sh, I tellin dis story. Da sqwirl eets da fudz rite on r
portch. An da Bear bark atted him. An hee turnz roun an fliks hiz tail
at da mighty noble d*g. An meowmie don' ALLOU da Bear to tak hiz jus
revenj. Shee iz skared dat Bear wud get bited and get rabis. I don'
know what she got against rabis. Sum uv r best frenz an so forf.

Missy: It iz RABEEZ an it iz a sqwirl feeder. Hoo eetz frum it?

Maggy May: Da sqwirl, mostly.

Missy bows and would doff her cap if she had one.

--



Ranger

Maggy May: Der iss a furry gnotty skwirl hoo eetz da fudz from Meowmie
Micki's birdz feeder

Da nawty skwirl also finks it's a skwirl feeder. In fakt, dere's two of
dem. Meowmie putted a curved plastic fingy over da big one an dat keeps da
skwirl from stealing all da fudz out of it. Him used climb down on to
birdie feeded and swing from it and make it spill all it's birdie fudz on
da ground den him eated dem from da ground. But now him can't' get to dat
one so him empties da offur, littler birdie feeder and eats da birdie fudz
from da ground unner both of dem.

Him is a badbad skwirl.

Ranger

you iz gonna hafa teach hizsef a lessun, Tiger
Ranger Greykitten wrote in message
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Maggy May: Der iss a furry gnotty skwirl hoo eetz da fudz from Meowmie
Micki's birdz feeder

Da nawty skwirl also finks it's a skwirl feeder. In fakt, dere's two of
dem. Meowmie putted a curved plastic fingy over da big one an dat keeps da
skwirl from stealing all da fudz out of it. Him used climb down on to
birdie feeded and swing from it and make it spill all it's birdie fudz on
da ground den him eated dem from da ground. But now him can't' get to dat
one so him empties da offur, littler birdie feeder and eats da birdie fudz
from da ground unner both of dem.

Him is a badbad skwirl.

Ranger

On Apr 9, 2:43*pm, "Stormmee" wrote:
you iz gonna hafa teach hizsef a lessun,

Me an Heather, da Airdale, haz tot a few sqwirz a lessun in r tim. We
teached dem how to be fudz. Heather sez shee wud rathur hunt Cape
Beefalo ann Eelan an da rhonosserwurst but sqwirz is wut we gotte.

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Wascal, hoo iz happee wif jus sqwirls

wurkz fur mineself, Tiger who likez da owt fudz
Will in New Haven wrote in message
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On Apr 9, 2:43 pm, "Stormmee" wrote:
you iz gonna hafa teach hizsef a lessun,

Me an Heather, da Airdale, haz tot a few sqwirz a lessun in r tim. We
teached dem how to be fudz. Heather sez shee wud rathur hunt Cape
Beefalo ann Eelan an da rhonosserwurst but sqwirz is wut we gotte.

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Wascal, hoo iz happee wif jus sqwirls

Me an Heather, da Airdale, haz tot a few sqwirz a lessun in r tim. We
teached dem how to be fudz. Heather sez shee wud rathur hunt Cape
Beefalo ann Eelan an da rhonosserwurst but sqwirz is wut we gotte.

Da kittiez in mine house have catched mousies, and moles, and gophers, and
birdies, and bigbig bugs. Nobody has tried to eat a mole (Harri sisfur
din't like da little bit her tasted), and we din't akchooly finish off da
gopher (Paw tooked dem from us and letted dem go).

I hafn't catched any of dem mineownself yet, but it's just a matter of
time. I'z been concentrating on developing my Mighty Snowcatly skills an
stuffz, but now I will work on developing my skwirl huntin skills.

Ranger

Hihi Ranger diz iz O T
Of Korze o wud be gladz ta help ketch diz squirl and da gramby hav 40 pounds
of sunflowerz ceeds she feeds da birds so iffin u needz sum for baitz, lett
me knowz.
"Ranger Greykitten" wrote in message
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On Wed, 09 Apr 2008 12:24:30 -0500, Granby wrote:

Hihi diz iz O T anna I betz dat skurial knew ta be FRAID, veri FRAID of
da
renger grey kitten.

I fink you'z right. He knewed dat da Mighty Snowcat could just as eezy
become a Mighty Skwirlcat an datz why him wasn't around da tree when paw
letted me out.

I'z not goin ta furget him. Us Mighty Snowcats has long memories, and I'z
goin get dat nasty skwirl. OT, would you like to hep me get dat skwirl?

Ranger