OT Joke The balloon

Subject: The Balloon


A little boy blows up his balloon and starts flicking it all around the
house with his finger. His mother tells him to stop it as he's liable to
break something.

The boy continues. "Johnny!" mom screams. "Knock it off. You're going to
break something." He stops and eventually mom leaves for a short trip to the
store.

Johnny starts up with the balloon again. He gives it one last flick and it
lands in the toilet.

Mom comes in and while putting away the grocery gets the urge. A diarrhea
run. She can hardly make it to the toilet in time and SPLASH, out it comes.

When she's finished she looks down and can't believe what she's seeing.
Diarrhea everywhere! She's not sure what this big brown thing is in the
toilet! She calls her doctor.

The doctor is baffled as she describes the situation, but he assures her
he'll be over shortly to examine everything.

When he arrives she leads him to the bathroom and he gets down on his knees
and takes a long, hard look at the thing. Finally, he takes out his pen and
sort of touches it to see what it might be and POP! The balloon explodes
and diarrhea is everywhere. On him, the walls, etc.

"Doctor! Doctor! Are you all right?" she asks.

He says, "I've been in this business for over 30 years, and this is the
first time I've ever seen a fart!"

In ,
Matthew purred:
Subject: The Balloon


A little boy blows up his balloon and starts flicking it all around
the house with his finger. His mother tells him to stop it as he's
liable to break something.

The boy continues. "Johnny!" mom screams. "Knock it off. You're going
to break something." He stops and eventually mom leaves for a short
trip to the store.

Johnny starts up with the balloon again. He gives it one last flick
and it lands in the toilet.

Mom comes in and while putting away the grocery gets the urge. A
diarrhea run. She can hardly make it to the toilet in time and
SPLASH, out it comes.
When she's finished she looks down and can't believe what she's
seeing. Diarrhea everywhere! She's not sure what this big brown thing
is in the toilet! She calls her doctor.

The doctor is baffled as she describes the situation, but he assures
her he'll be over shortly to examine everything.

When he arrives she leads him to the bathroom and he gets down on his
knees and takes a long, hard look at the thing. Finally, he takes out
his pen and sort of touches it to see what it might be and POP! The
balloon explodes and diarrhea is everywhere. On him, the walls, etc.

"Doctor! Doctor! Are you all right?" she asks.

He says, "I've been in this business for over 30 years, and this is
the first time I've ever seen a fart!"

And just where was the BW on that??? Mimi does *not* like wearing Mommy's
Mountain Dew!!!

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In ,
Matthew purred:
Subject: The Balloon


A little boy blows up his balloon and starts flicking it all around
the house with his finger. His mother tells him to stop it as he's
liable to break something.

The boy continues. "Johnny!" mom screams. "Knock it off. You're going
to break something." He stops and eventually mom leaves for a short
trip to the store.

Johnny starts up with the balloon again. He gives it one last flick
and it lands in the toilet.

Mom comes in and while putting away the grocery gets the urge. A
diarrhea run. She can hardly make it to the toilet in time and
SPLASH, out it comes.
When she's finished she looks down and can't believe what she's
seeing. Diarrhea everywhere! She's not sure what this big brown thing
is in the toilet! She calls her doctor.

The doctor is baffled as she describes the situation, but he assures
her he'll be over shortly to examine everything.

When he arrives she leads him to the bathroom and he gets down on his
knees and takes a long, hard look at the thing. Finally, he takes out
his pen and sort of touches it to see what it might be and POP! The
balloon explodes and diarrhea is everywhere. On him, the walls, etc.

"Doctor! Doctor! Are you all right?" she asks.

He says, "I've been in this business for over 30 years, and this is
the first time I've ever seen a fart!"

And just where was the BW on that??? Mimi does *not* like wearing Mommy's
Mountain Dew!!!
ROFLMAO

Thanks I need that