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Old November 4th 05, 03:19 PM
Mme. Anaïs ^..^
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Default The wedwink begins

On Fri, 04 Nov 2005 05:56:29 -0800, Her Royal Highness Cleopatra
Silvercat's little agile paws typed:

On Fri, 04 Nov 2005 04:03:09 -0600, Miss Violette wrote:

"Cleopatra Silvercat Mahoney, do you take TV Tater to be your husband
kitty, to love, honor, cherish, and protect, as long as you both
live?"

Cleo is obviously nervous - her paws are trembling a little, and her
tail is twitching some. But her voice is clear as she answers: "I do".

The priestess continues: "TV, do you take Cleopatra as your wife kitty,
to love, honor, cherish, and protect, as long as you both live"?


I duz, wif alla mine heart


The Priestess Kitty continues:

"TV and Cleopatra, you have chosen to present each other with wedwink
collars. Do you have to collars ready?"

[TV huddles with Tiger and Bob, and turns back with a beautiful collar in
paw. Cleo huddles with Mme. Anais and Rebecca and returns with a handsome
collar in paw.]

TV, please place your collar in Cleopatra.

[He does so quickly and gracefully, with steady paws and a happy glow in
his eyes.]

Cleopatra, please place your collar on TV.

[She does so after a few fumbles, her nervousness obvious. But she too
appears to be in a state of rapture.]

Sir TV Tater, OB, and Her Royal Highness Cleopatra Silvercat, by the power
vested in me by Bast I now pronounce you husbandcat and wifecat. You may
now nosetouch the bride.

[TV leans over and gently touches noses with Cleopatra. The audience
erupts in happy meows and squeaks.]

Ladycats and gentleman cats, I present to you Mr and Mrs TV.

[With that, TV and Cleo turn and slowly pass down the aisle, paw-in-paw.
They are followed by Mmme. Anaias and Tiger then by Rebecca and Bob.
Flower kitty Nathan follows, flowers shimmering as he walks. He is
followed closely by temporary stand-in flower kitty Harri Roadcat. The
procession makes it as far as the end of the clearing, then stops and
regroups.

The guest kitties take this as their cue and begin to come over to greet
the newly winked couple.

As they do, the more observant kitties notice the evening's previously
transformed magical animals returning from down-canyon. They quietly walk,
crawl, and fly overhead, returning to the spots from which they emerged.
Each of the animals faces toward the clearing, appears to shudder just a
little,then transforms in an instant into a human. Once that
transformation is complete they lift their arms to the sky, mutter a soft
chant, and slowly back into the shadows. As the shadows close around them,
their forms become indistinct and finally disappear.

None of the kitties notice the priestess silently doing the same.]

Cleopatra speaks up with a shaky voice:
My friends, thank you all for joining TV and me in our wedwink! This is
the happiest day of my life.

We have a quiet little reception arranged at my - excuse me, OUR mountain
place. The teleporters have been programmed to go straight there, so
please, everyone, join us there. And for any kitties that don't like to
teleport, I've arranged air transportation as well. There is a large
helicopter waiting on the floor of the Grand Canyon, just at the mouht of
this little canyon.

Again, thank you all.

[Cleo then turns to TV and smurgles and smooches]


Anaïs turns to Tiger, wipes a little tear from her eye - "Oh dat wuz
bootiful! So tuchink!"

She turns to Cleo and TV: "Concatulations to boff of yuz, an many,
many happy yeers togeffur!"
--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs
11/4/2005 10:17:43 AM
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  #12  
Old November 4th 05, 03:25 PM
Miss Violette
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Default The wedwink begins

*Tiger wipes away the tear*

it wuz tuchin, anna you girlcatz wuz bootiful, Tiger kisses the paw of his
lof anna remfurz deirown winking
Mme. Anaïs ^..^ wrote in message
...
On Fri, 04 Nov 2005 05:56:29 -0800, Her Royal Highness Cleopatra
Silvercat's little agile paws typed:

On Fri, 04 Nov 2005 04:03:09 -0600, Miss Violette wrote:

"Cleopatra Silvercat Mahoney, do you take TV Tater to be your husband
kitty, to love, honor, cherish, and protect, as long as you both
live?"

Cleo is obviously nervous - her paws are trembling a little, and her
tail is twitching some. But her voice is clear as she answers: "I do".

The priestess continues: "TV, do you take Cleopatra as your wife

kitty,
to love, honor, cherish, and protect, as long as you both live"?

I duz, wif alla mine heart


The Priestess Kitty continues:

"TV and Cleopatra, you have chosen to present each other with wedwink
collars. Do you have to collars ready?"

[TV huddles with Tiger and Bob, and turns back with a beautiful collar

in
paw. Cleo huddles with Mme. Anais and Rebecca and returns with a

handsome
collar in paw.]

TV, please place your collar in Cleopatra.

[He does so quickly and gracefully, with steady paws and a happy glow in
his eyes.]

Cleopatra, please place your collar on TV.

[She does so after a few fumbles, her nervousness obvious. But she too
appears to be in a state of rapture.]

Sir TV Tater, OB, and Her Royal Highness Cleopatra Silvercat, by the

power
vested in me by Bast I now pronounce you husbandcat and wifecat. You may
now nosetouch the bride.

[TV leans over and gently touches noses with Cleopatra. The audience
erupts in happy meows and squeaks.]

Ladycats and gentleman cats, I present to you Mr and Mrs TV.

[With that, TV and Cleo turn and slowly pass down the aisle, paw-in-paw.
They are followed by Mmme. Anaias and Tiger then by Rebecca and Bob.
Flower kitty Nathan follows, flowers shimmering as he walks. He is
followed closely by temporary stand-in flower kitty Harri Roadcat. The
procession makes it as far as the end of the clearing, then stops and
regroups.

The guest kitties take this as their cue and begin to come over to greet
the newly winked couple.

As they do, the more observant kitties notice the evening's previously
transformed magical animals returning from down-canyon. They quietly

walk,
crawl, and fly overhead, returning to the spots from which they emerged.
Each of the animals faces toward the clearing, appears to shudder just a
little,then transforms in an instant into a human. Once that
transformation is complete they lift their arms to the sky, mutter a

soft
chant, and slowly back into the shadows. As the shadows close around

them,
their forms become indistinct and finally disappear.

None of the kitties notice the priestess silently doing the same.]

Cleopatra speaks up with a shaky voice:
My friends, thank you all for joining TV and me in our wedwink! This is
the happiest day of my life.

We have a quiet little reception arranged at my - excuse me, OUR

mountain
place. The teleporters have been programmed to go straight there, so
please, everyone, join us there. And for any kitties that don't like to
teleport, I've arranged air transportation as well. There is a large
helicopter waiting on the floor of the Grand Canyon, just at the mouht

of
this little canyon.

Again, thank you all.

[Cleo then turns to TV and smurgles and smooches]


Anaïs turns to Tiger, wipes a little tear from her eye - "Oh dat wuz
bootiful! So tuchink!"

She turns to Cleo and TV: "Concatulations to boff of yuz, an many,
many happy yeers togeffur!"
--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs
11/4/2005 10:17:43 AM
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  #13  
Old November 4th 05, 04:14 PM
Her Royal Highness Cleopatra Silvercat
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On Fri, 04 Nov 2005 08:46:37 -0600, Miss Violette wrote:

TV is in shocked bliss, catfuzzeled and very happi, letz go so we kan talk
to owr friendz den smurgle, TV


Excellent idea, my love!

Cleo
deliriously happy!
  #14  
Old November 4th 05, 09:00 PM
Mme. Anaïs ^..^
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Default The wedwink begins

On Fri, 4 Nov 2005 09:25:16 -0600, Miss Violette's little agile paws
typed:

*Tiger wipes away the tear*

it wuz tuchin, anna you girlcatz wuz bootiful, Tiger kisses the paw of his
lof anna remfurz deirown winking


Yes, my luf, our winking was luffly too. And now I have a big,
handsum husband-cat - who looks furry hansum today! Letz port to da
reception!

--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs
11/4/2005 3:59:16 PM
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  #15  
Old November 5th 05, 05:48 AM
Miss Violette
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Default The wedwink begins

somehow they get to where they need to be and start talking to their
friendz, holding pawz the entire time... I guess it wuz gud the 'porter
cordinatez wuz auto set, TV
Her Royal Highness Cleopatra Silvercat wrote in
message news
On Fri, 04 Nov 2005 08:46:37 -0600, Miss Violette wrote:

TV is in shocked bliss, catfuzzeled and very happi, letz go so we kan

talk
to owr friendz den smurgle, TV


Excellent idea, my love!

Cleo
deliriously happy!



  #16  
Old November 5th 05, 05:50 AM
Miss Violette
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they step into the 'porter and when they step out, TV and Cleo are just
sorta standing there, lookin like they aren't sure how they got there... You
guyz iz newlywedwinkedcatz, you haz da luk fur real, TV smilin broadly
Mme. Anaïs ^..^ wrote in message
...
On Fri, 4 Nov 2005 09:25:16 -0600, Miss Violette's little agile paws
typed:

*Tiger wipes away the tear*

it wuz tuchin, anna you girlcatz wuz bootiful, Tiger kisses the paw of

his
lof anna remfurz deirown winking


Yes, my luf, our winking was luffly too. And now I have a big,
handsum husband-cat - who looks furry hansum today! Letz port to da
reception!

--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs
11/4/2005 3:59:16 PM
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  #17  
Old November 5th 05, 10:44 AM
meee
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Default The wedwink begins


"Her Royal Highness Cleopatra Silvercat" wrote in
message news
On Fri, 04 Nov 2005 04:03:09 -0600, Miss Violette wrote:

"Cleopatra Silvercat Mahoney, do you take TV Tater to be your husband
kitty, to love, honor, cherish, and protect, as long as you both
live?"

Cleo is obviously nervous - her paws are trembling a little, and her
tail is twitching some. But her voice is clear as she answers: "I do".

The priestess continues: "TV, do you take Cleopatra as your wife kitty,
to love, honor, cherish, and protect, as long as you both live"?


I duz, wif alla mine heart


The Priestess Kitty continues:

"TV and Cleopatra, you have chosen to present each other with wedwink
collars. Do you have to collars ready?"

[TV huddles with Tiger and Bob, and turns back with a beautiful collar in
paw. Cleo huddles with Mme. Anais and Rebecca and returns with a handsome
collar in paw.]

TV, please place your collar in Cleopatra.

[He does so quickly and gracefully, with steady paws and a happy glow in
his eyes.]

Cleopatra, please place your collar on TV.

[She does so after a few fumbles, her nervousness obvious. But she too
appears to be in a state of rapture.]

Sir TV Tater, OB, and Her Royal Highness Cleopatra Silvercat, by the power
vested in me by Bast I now pronounce you husbandcat and wifecat. You may
now nosetouch the bride.

[TV leans over and gently touches noses with Cleopatra. The audience
erupts in happy meows and squeaks.]

Ladycats and gentleman cats, I present to you Mr and Mrs TV.

[With that, TV and Cleo turn and slowly pass down the aisle, paw-in-paw.
They are followed by Mmme. Anaias and Tiger then by Rebecca and Bob.
Flower kitty Nathan follows, flowers shimmering as he walks. He is
followed closely by temporary stand-in flower kitty Harri Roadcat. The
procession makes it as far as the end of the clearing, then stops and
regroups.

The guest kitties take this as their cue and begin to come over to greet
the newly winked couple.

As they do, the more observant kitties notice the evening's previously
transformed magical animals returning from down-canyon. They quietly walk,
crawl, and fly overhead, returning to the spots from which they emerged.
Each of the animals faces toward the clearing, appears to shudder just a
little,then transforms in an instant into a human. Once that
transformation is complete they lift their arms to the sky, mutter a soft
chant, and slowly back into the shadows. As the shadows close around them,
their forms become indistinct and finally disappear.

None of the kitties notice the priestess silently doing the same.]

Cleopatra speaks up with a shaky voice:
My friends, thank you all for joining TV and me in our wedwink! This is
the happiest day of my life.

We have a quiet little reception arranged at my - excuse me, OUR mountain
place. The teleporters have been programmed to go straight there, so
please, everyone, join us there. And for any kitties that don't like to
teleport, I've arranged air transportation as well. There is a large
helicopter waiting on the floor of the Grand Canyon, just at the mouht of
this little canyon.

Again, thank you all.

[Cleo then turns to TV and smurgles and smooches]


Oh, aren't they so sweet! Such a beeyootiful ceremoney, so touchink!!
*Jasmine turns to nuzzle her kitties, hiding moisture in her eyes*


  #18  
Old November 5th 05, 02:41 PM
Adam
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Default The wedwink begins

Trudi hands her friend a tissue, He iz a very sensitive boykitty, Trudi

sniffle Fangu. Dat is such a luffly ceremony.

Allegra
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Old November 6th 05, 09:26 AM
Miss Violette
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yez, Trudi, a bit misty hersef
Adam wrote in message
...
Trudi hands her friend a tissue, He iz a very sensitive boykitty, Trudi


sniffle Fangu. Dat is such a luffly ceremony.

Allegra



 




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