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Preliminary After-Action Report (AAR) from Patrol Tail 2
At approximately 2130 Zulu, regional command interrupted a preplanned
decontamination procedure, when acoustic sensors reported suspicious activity in the large porcelain basin. Visual reconaissance revealed SGT Rhonda and SPC Ding maneuvering rapidly in three dimensions, using their primary probes at one another and a spot on the surface. Increased magnification revealed they were detaining an insurgent, cleverly disguised as a mouse. It soon became obvious that these eager but inexperienced troops were at a standoff with the insurgent, or at least had a confusion over ROE. On being informed OPERATION SHOWER was being delayed, Tail 2 egressed the Tub Basin, leaving the insurgent, who proved mobile on the ground, but unskilled in high-angle maneuvers to escape the area where Tail 2 had isolated him. A quick message to SGT Rhonda, using SOI-approved voice code of "come take your mouse", resulted in a quick return and a recapture. The regional commander realized an absence of TOWEL FORCE before ordering the start of OPERATION SHOWER, and had to transport that asset to the Tub Basin. On the commander's return, he discovered Tail Two had returned, apparently chasing the insurgent back. When Tail 2 recognized their commander, they concluded their recon operation had ended. The commander called in FLUSH FORCE, personally capturing the struggling insurgent and dispatching him with the mighty Toilet. It is recommended Tail 2 receive more close combat training. Records do not indicate prior combat experience with the mouse faction, although SGT Rhonda once did dubious battle with a long-stemmed jalapeno, apparently identifying it as a mouse. |
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On Fri, 05 Aug 2005 21:36:50 -0400, "Howard C. Berkowitz"
yodeled: At approximately 2130 Zulu, regional command interrupted a preplanned decontamination procedure, when acoustic sensors reported suspicious activity in the large porcelain basin. Visual reconaissance revealed SGT Rhonda and SPC Ding maneuvering rapidly in three dimensions, using their primary probes at one another and a spot on the surface. Increased magnification revealed they were detaining an insurgent, cleverly disguised as a mouse. It soon became obvious that these eager but inexperienced troops were at a standoff with the insurgent, or at least had a confusion over ROE. On being informed OPERATION SHOWER was being delayed, Tail 2 egressed the Tub Basin, leaving the insurgent, who proved mobile on the ground, but unskilled in high-angle maneuvers to escape the area where Tail 2 had isolated him. A quick message to SGT Rhonda, using SOI-approved voice code of "come take your mouse", resulted in a quick return and a recapture. The regional commander realized an absence of TOWEL FORCE before ordering the start of OPERATION SHOWER, and had to transport that asset to the Tub Basin. On the commander's return, he discovered Tail Two had returned, apparently chasing the insurgent back. When Tail 2 recognized their commander, they concluded their recon operation had ended. The commander called in FLUSH FORCE, personally capturing the struggling insurgent and dispatching him with the mighty Toilet. It is recommended Tail 2 receive more close combat training. Records do not indicate prior combat experience with the mouse faction, although SGT Rhonda once did dubious battle with a long-stemmed jalapeno, apparently identifying it as a mouse. LMAO! The creative juices are really flowing this summer! (not jalapeno juice, I hope) Theresa Stinky Pictures: http://community.webshots.com/album/125591586JWEFwh My Blog: http://www.humanitas.blogspot.com |
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"Howard C. Berkowitz" wrote:
At approximately 2130 Zulu, regional command interrupted a preplanned decontamination procedure, when acoustic sensors reported suspicious activity in the large porcelain basin. Visual reconaissance revealed SGT Rhonda and SPC Ding maneuvering rapidly in three dimensions, using their primary probes at one another and a spot on the surface. Increased magnification revealed they were detaining an insurgent, cleverly disguised as a mouse. Report approved. Regional Command is instructed to keep this sector apprised of further developments. The performance of Tail 2 on maneuvers should be closely observed and reported. -- Wayne M. |
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Wayne Mitchell wrote:
"Howard C. Berkowitz" wrote: At approximately 2130 Zulu, regional command interrupted a preplanned decontamination procedure, when acoustic sensors reported suspicious activity in the large porcelain basin. Visual reconaissance revealed SGT Rhonda and SPC Ding maneuvering rapidly in three dimensions, using their primary probes at one another and a spot on the surface. Increased magnification revealed they were detaining an insurgent, cleverly disguised as a mouse. Report approved. Regional Command is instructed to keep this sector apprised of further developments. The performance of Tail 2 on maneuvers should be closely observed and reported. Cute! |
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At approximately 2130 Zulu, regional command interrupted a preplanned decontamination procedure, when acoustic sensors reported suspicious activity in the large porcelain basin. Visual reconaissance revealed SGT Rhonda and SPC Ding maneuvering rapidly in three dimensions, using their primary probes at one another and a spot on the surface. Increased magnification revealed they were detaining an insurgent, cleverly disguised as a mouse. *Intercepted Message from Enemy Command* LT. GEN Nocturne is displeased to receive news of undercover operative's untimely demise. LAC (Leading Air Cat) Smokey is being forced to undergo hours of grueling maneuvers as punishment for her bad mood. FIA (Feline Intelligence Agency) Agent Kumani is encouraged to contact SGT Rhonda and SPC Ding to see if they can be turned. Failing that, a kamikaze maneuver involving Capt. Tyche is under consideration. The human world order is DOOMED! --Fil |
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In article om,
"Enfilade" wrote: At approximately 2130 Zulu, regional command interrupted a preplanned decontamination procedure, when acoustic sensors reported suspicious activity in the large porcelain basin. Visual reconaissance revealed SGT Rhonda and SPC Ding maneuvering rapidly in three dimensions, using their primary probes at one another and a spot on the surface. Increased magnification revealed they were detaining an insurgent, cleverly disguised as a mouse. *Intercepted Message from Enemy Command* LT. GEN Nocturne is displeased to receive news of undercover operative's untimely demise. LAC (Leading Air Cat) Smokey is being forced to undergo hours of grueling maneuvers as punishment for her bad mood. FIA (Feline Intelligence Agency) Agent Kumani is encouraged to contact SGT Rhonda and SPC Ding to see if they can be turned. Failing that, a kamikaze maneuver involving Capt. Tyche is under consideration. The human world order is DOOMED! Command Sergeant Major Mr. Clark, on being informed of this, drawls "And is Nocturne prepared to confront me when I go into heavy tank mode?" He did consult the local counterintelligence group, who reassured them that anyone attempting to turn Ding, through his logic channeled from an obscure Parisian postmodern deconstructionist with existential roots, is doomed to brain burnout. |
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On Fri, 05 Aug 2005 21:36:50 -0400, "Howard C. Berkowitz"
wrote: At approximately 2130 Zulu, regional command interrupted a preplanned decontamination procedure, when acoustic sensors reported suspicious activity in the large porcelain basin. Visual reconaissance revealed SGT Rhonda and SPC Ding maneuvering rapidly in three dimensions, using their primary probes at one another and a spot on the surface. Increased magnification revealed they were detaining an insurgent, cleverly disguised as a mouse. It soon became obvious that these eager but inexperienced troops were at a standoff with the insurgent, or at least had a confusion over ROE. On being informed OPERATION SHOWER was being delayed, Tail 2 egressed the Tub Basin, leaving the insurgent, who proved mobile on the ground, but unskilled in high-angle maneuvers to escape the area where Tail 2 had isolated him. A quick message to SGT Rhonda, using SOI-approved voice code of "come take your mouse", resulted in a quick return and a recapture. The regional commander realized an absence of TOWEL FORCE before ordering the start of OPERATION SHOWER, and had to transport that asset to the Tub Basin. On the commander's return, he discovered Tail Two had returned, apparently chasing the insurgent back. When Tail 2 recognized their commander, they concluded their recon operation had ended. The commander called in FLUSH FORCE, personally capturing the struggling insurgent and dispatching him with the mighty Toilet. It is recommended Tail 2 receive more close combat training. Records do not indicate prior combat experience with the mouse faction, although SGT Rhonda once did dubious battle with a long-stemmed jalapeno, apparently identifying it as a mouse. Great military report. It is good to hear your Unit is on top of the situation. -- CATherine |
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Command Sergeant Major Mr. Clark, on being informed of this, drawls "And is Nocturne prepared to confront me when I go into heavy tank mode?" He did consult the local counterintelligence group, who reassured them that anyone attempting to turn Ding, through his logic channeled from an obscure Parisian postmodern deconstructionist with existential roots, is doomed to brain burnout. Be warned. She's been known to engage in bribery (involving ham) and also terrorism and hostage taking (usually directed towards my plants), as well as an outright assault (she's dropped furniture on us while we slept). Al Quitty indeed! --Fil (Though if faced with heavy tank mode, she may withdraw under the bed to consider her tactical options....) |
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In article . com,
"Enfilade" wrote: Command Sergeant Major Mr. Clark, on being informed of this, drawls "And is Nocturne prepared to confront me when I go into heavy tank mode?" He did consult the local counterintelligence group, who reassured them that anyone attempting to turn Ding, through his logic channeled from an obscure Parisian postmodern deconstructionist with existential roots, is doomed to brain burnout. Be warned. She's been known to engage in bribery (involving ham) and also terrorism and hostage taking (usually directed towards my plants), as well as an outright assault (she's dropped furniture on us while we slept). Al Quitty indeed! --Fil (Though if faced with heavy tank mode, she may withdraw under the bed to consider her tactical options....) Mind you, an M1A2 Abrams is probably faster in a straight line than Mr. Clark -- but he is equally solid. Admittedly, an orange tank is a bit unusual, but the very novelty contributes to esprit de corps. Ding is actually coming up to Mr. Clark's standards of a broad and muscular chest, but I don't think he yet understands that. It has been observed that juniors charge into Mr. Clark...and bounce off as he looks mildly at them. |
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