Jellicle Ball - Oct 6th???

Tiger lukz at hizown wifekitty anna da 'spektur, diz iz wonnerful, yellow
fozter anna i iz yellow anna diz iz da fafurite dezzert of mine soft...
Tiger chokez up, shakez hectorz paw, the inzpecturz paw anna kisses da paw
of hiz bootifule wifekitty...
Inspector Jacques Chat-Clouseau wrote in message
...
On Mon, 18 Sep 2006 23:25:40 GMT, Julie Porter's little, agile paws
typed:

Fangu, Chester! Mine famlee onlee startid comeng heer resently, an all
da kitties are vurry nise and vurry intresteng. Encluding mew and yur
famlee!

Lucy

[From both sides wait-kitties wheel out trays of pastries, tiramisu,
Micekreem, Micesickles, nip-cappuccino, nip-tea, cordials, digestifs -
and from the center, Chef Hektor pushes out a flaming, sparkling cart
of Baked Alaska, Cherries Flambé and Bananas Foster as our adult
kitties ooh and ahh, and the kittens - and kittens-at-heart - eyes
open wide!]

[As Tiger is serves his Bananas Foster, it ignites with sparkles as
fireworks from the parapets fill the sky spelling out "Concatulations,
DOC!"]

Ummm, zees eez a perfekt time for sum Sauterns, non, mes amis? [And
with that, the inspector's 'porter twinkles as he removes a case of
Chateau Yquem. From his inner pocket, he pulls an ivory-handles
folding corkscrew, as he begins pouring the wine]

"Ummm, I'd like to toast zee Countess fur zees wonderful leetle
soiree, az well as M. Lenoir for heez spektakular concert! And of
cawze fur M. Tiger on attaining DOC! A votre santé!"


--
à bientôt,

Jacques

thank yourownsef, Tiger toasting all of these wonderful things as well,
Pi2nya AKA Sweetee wrote in message
...
Inspector Jacques Chat-Clouseau wrote:

[From both sides wait-kitties wheel out trays of pastries, tiramisu,
Micekreem, Micesickles, nip-cappuccino, nip-tea, cordials, digestifs -
and from the center, Chef Hektor pushes out a flaming, sparkling cart
of Baked Alaska, Cherries Flambé and Bananas Foster as our adult
kitties ooh and ahh, and the kittens - and kittens-at-heart - eyes
open wide!]

[As Tiger is serves his Bananas Foster, it ignites with sparkles as
fireworks from the parapets fill the sky spelling out "Concatulations,
DOC!"]

Ummm, zees eez a perfekt time for sum Sauterns, non, mes amis? [And
with that, the inspector's 'porter twinkles as he removes a case of
Chateau Yquem. From his inner pocket, he pulls an ivory-handles
folding corkscrew, as he begins pouring the wine]

"Ummm, I'd like to toast zee Countess fur zees wonderful leetle
soiree, az well as M. Lenoir for heez spektakular concert! And of
cawze fur M. Tiger on attaining DOC! A votre santé!"

Pit2nya liftz hur glass
Yesss!
Tu da Countess, Hostess of the century!
sip
To M. Lenoir, his violin, his talent!
sip
an lazt but not Leezt, Tu Tiger, Diztingwisht Older Cat!
Sip Hic
--
Pitö.önya

I guezz i needza veri large TV 19 pwndz
Me wrote in message
...
Heers ar orders:

Snowflake: silfer wit red trim (medium)
Booker: red wit gold trim (large)
Chappy: violet wit blak trim (needz an extra large)

Iffin yu gets lotz of orders we kin help. Meowmie haz bout 25 sewin
monsterz an she wudn't miss any iffin we uzed dem. Weze gud at sewin cuz
we helpz her qwilt allz da tyme.

Iffin kittiez dont no dere size pik won larger, itz eesier ta make it
smaller durrin da fittin dan bigger.

Pi2nya AKA Sweetee wrote:

Toga Orderz



[Matshink Hed Reefthz an sandulz wyll be avayluble in awl sizez

an boff matchink an kontraxtink koulourz. Da sandulz wyll be mayde

of da trym matterialz, da Reefthz wyll inklood fowlurz an leefz.]



Az I unnur stand it, I hab ordurz furr deeze.

Purrleez kurrekt me if yu wantz tu, ur chanj watt yu wantz, ur add

yur nayme ur syze, an I wyll shtart sewwin.



Pit2nya, draggin da sewin monztur outta da klozet




Chester: black toga wiff Violette an silfur trym

Congo: blu trimmt wif gold
Coogar: pink toga wiff aqwa an silfur trym

Garfeeld: blu trimmt wif gold

Jasmeen: a blak toga
Lucy: (?)wiff Violette an silfur trym

Mango: orinj wun wiv gold trim
OEJ: cream colured toga (or pink?) -wiff Violette an silfur trym

Onyx: a gold toga wiff oranje an blak trym

Pit2nya: blak toga wiff sylfurr trim

Puddi Cat: hot pynk

Stormmee: cream colured toga -wiff Violette an silfur trym

Sundance: blak toga wiff gold Greek infinity trim.

Tabitha Fluffytail: size small...?

Tiger (?)Wife kitty wyll ordur-wiff Violette an silfur trym

Trudi: orang toga -wiff Violette an silfur trym

TV: (?)Wife kitty wyll ordur-wiff Violette an silfur trym

Hokey-dokey TV, XL it iz

Pit2nya

Stormmee wrote:
I guezz i needza veri large TV 19 pwndz
Me wrote in message
...
Heers ar orders:

Snowflake: silfer wit red trim (medium)
Booker: red wit gold trim (large)
Chappy: violet wit blak trim (needz an extra large)

Iffin yu gets lotz of orders we kin help. Meowmie haz bout 25 sewin
monsterz an she wudn't miss any iffin we uzed dem. Weze gud at sewin
cuz we helpz her qwilt allz da tyme.

Iffin kittiez dont no dere size pik won larger, itz eesier ta make
it smaller durrin da fittin dan bigger.

Pi2nya AKA Sweetee wrote:

Toga Orderz



[Matshink Hed Reefthz an sandulz wyll be avayluble in awl sizez

an boff matchink an kontraxtink koulourz. Da sandulz wyll be mayde

of da trym matterialz, da Reefthz wyll inklood fowlurz an leefz.]



Az I unnur stand it, I hab ordurz furr deeze.

Purrleez kurrekt me if yu wantz tu, ur chanj watt yu wantz, ur add

yur nayme ur syze, an I wyll shtart sewwin.



Pit2nya, draggin da sewin monztur outta da klozet




Chester: black toga wiff Violette an silfur trym

Congo: blu trimmt wif gold
Coogar: pink toga wiff aqwa an silfur trym

Garfeeld: blu trimmt wif gold

Jasmeen: a blak toga
Lucy: (?)wiff Violette an silfur trym

Mango: orinj wun wiv gold trim
OEJ: cream colured toga (or pink?) -wiff Violette an silfur trym

Onyx: a gold toga wiff oranje an blak trym

Pit2nya: blak toga wiff sylfurr trim

Puddi Cat: hot pynk

Stormmee: cream colured toga -wiff Violette an silfur trym

Sundance: blak toga wiff gold Greek infinity trim.

Tabitha Fluffytail: size small...?

Tiger (?)Wife kitty wyll ordur-wiff Violette an silfur trym

Trudi: orang toga -wiff Violette an silfur trym

TV: (?)Wife kitty wyll ordur-wiff Violette an silfur trym

Wy fangu furr da offurr! I'z gotted twenny-twu
ordurz awlreddy. I'zl kum tu yur heowze, an weez kin
hab uh sewing bee. I'zl ordur da fabrik tumurro.

Pit2nya, Enturpurrnyor Egzstrawdeneer

Me wrote:
Heers ar orders:

Snowflake: silfer wit red trim (medium)
Booker: red wit gold trim (large)
Chappy: violet wit blak trim (needz an extra large)

Iffin yu gets lotz of orders we kin help. Meowmie haz bout 25 sewin
monsterz an she wudn't miss any iffin we uzed dem. Weze gud at sewin
cuz we helpz her qwilt allz da tyme.

Iffin kittiez dont no dere size pik won larger, itz eesier ta make it
smaller durrin da fittin dan bigger.

Pi2nya AKA Sweetee wrote:

Toga Orderz



[Matshink Hed Reefthz an sandulz wyll be avayluble in awl sizez

an boff matchink an kontraxtink koulourz. Da sandulz wyll be mayde

of da trym matterialz, da Reefthz wyll inklood fowlurz an leefz.]



Az I unnur stand it, I hab ordurz furr deeze.

Purrleez kurrekt me if yu wantz tu, ur chanj watt yu wantz, ur add

yur nayme ur syze, an I wyll shtart sewwin.



Pit2nya, draggin da sewin monztur outta da klozet




Chester: black toga wiff Violette an silfur trym

Congo: blu trimmt wif gold
Coogar: pink toga wiff aqwa an silfur trym

Garfeeld: blu trimmt wif gold

Jasmeen: a blak toga
Lucy: (?)wiff Violette an silfur trym

Mango: orinj wun wiv gold trim
OEJ: cream colured toga (or pink?) -wiff Violette an silfur trym

Onyx: a gold toga wiff oranje an blak trym

Pit2nya: blak toga wiff sylfurr trim

Puddi Cat: hot pynk

Stormmee: cream colured toga -wiff Violette an silfur trym

Sundance: blak toga wiff gold Greek infinity trim.

Tabitha Fluffytail: size small...?

Tiger (?)Wife kitty wyll ordur-wiff Violette an silfur trym

Trudi: orang toga -wiff Violette an silfur trym

TV: (?)Wife kitty wyll ordur-wiff Violette an silfur trym

Yew missd me! An eye is tha most POrtant!! I just want tha sam as my
bruffers; blu trimmed wif gold
Moe

"Sylvia M" wrote in message
...
Wy fangu furr da offurr! I'z gotted twenny-twu
ordurz awlreddy. I'zl kum tu yur heowze, an weez kin
hab uh sewing bee. I'zl ordur da fabrik tumurro.

Pit2nya, Enturpurrnyor Egzstrawdeneer

Me wrote:
Heers ar orders:

Snowflake: silfer wit red trim (medium)
Booker: red wit gold trim (large)
Chappy: violet wit blak trim (needz an extra large)

Iffin yu gets lotz of orders we kin help. Meowmie haz bout 25 sewin
monsterz an she wudn't miss any iffin we uzed dem. Weze gud at sewin
cuz we helpz her qwilt allz da tyme.

Iffin kittiez dont no dere size pik won larger, itz eesier ta make it
smaller durrin da fittin dan bigger.

Pi2nya AKA Sweetee wrote:

Toga Orderz



[Matshink Hed Reefthz an sandulz wyll be avayluble in awl sizez

an boff matchink an kontraxtink koulourz. Da sandulz wyll be mayde

of da trym matterialz, da Reefthz wyll inklood fowlurz an leefz.]



Az I unnur stand it, I hab ordurz furr deeze.

Purrleez kurrekt me if yu wantz tu, ur chanj watt yu wantz, ur add

yur nayme ur syze, an I wyll shtart sewwin.



Pit2nya, draggin da sewin monztur outta da klozet




Chester: black toga wiff Violette an silfur trym

Congo: blu trimmt wif gold
Coogar: pink toga wiff aqwa an silfur trym

Garfeeld: blu trimmt wif gold

Jasmeen: a blak toga
Lucy: (?)wiff Violette an silfur trym

Mango: orinj wun wiv gold trim
OEJ: cream colured toga (or pink?) -wiff Violette an silfur trym

Onyx: a gold toga wiff oranje an blak trym

Pit2nya: blak toga wiff sylfurr trim

Puddi Cat: hot pynk

Stormmee: cream colured toga -wiff Violette an silfur trym

Sundance: blak toga wiff gold Greek infinity trim.

Tabitha Fluffytail: size small...?

Tiger (?)Wife kitty wyll ordur-wiff Violette an silfur trym

Trudi: orang toga -wiff Violette an silfur trym

TV: (?)Wife kitty wyll ordur-wiff Violette an silfur trym

Fangu, Chester. Dat was so nise of mew! Effurywon heer is nise. Fangu
for bringeng me tonite.

Lucy


"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
oh den i willz point owt somecats den...
dat big yellow boycat wif dat purti pursin girl kitty iz Tiger who iz
da
owldezt cat in mine howze he iz 16 powndz anna dat iz hiz wifekitty.
dat huge 19 pownd boycat wif dat purty silvercat iz MR TV who alzo
lifez in
mine howz anna dat iz hiz wifekitty.
dat mozt bootiful calico iz OEJ her iz da littermate of TV anna dat
man cat
wif her iz herown spekal furnd
dat little tuxido ofur der iz Trudi, her furind iz Bk anna dat little
bitty
girlcat wif da sherrif iz stormmee herself alzo lifez in mine howze
ana
hersef iz mine number one bud inna whole wurld...

dat little yellow girlcat iz harri roadcat hersef usta lif in mine
howze
butted mofed to catifornia kuz miss Violette anna tiger made soft
annna furr
find hersef a new home. Her lifez wif cleopatra anna sefual ofur
catz,

Chester takez a drink of nipwine, der iz ofurz butted i thinkz dey
will
introduze demsefz, I sees da dezzert kumin, Chester who talked a bunc
fur
hizsef
Julie Porter wrote in message
nk.net...
Fangu, Chester! Mine famlee onlee startid comeng heer resently, an
all
da kitties are vurry nise and vurry intresteng. Encluding mew and
yur
famlee!

Lucy


Chester pawz ofur da glazz of wine anna settlez in on hiz kuzhin
close
ta
hiz new furn waitin fur dat yummi smellin dezzert ta arife, It iza
feztif
night anna lukat alla deze kittez dat iz here, Chester
Julie Porter wrote in message
ink.net...
Ide luff a glass of nipwine, pleeze. Itz a vurry festive nite. I
fink a
smella hint of tira meow-su, tuu!

Lucy


I wonnerz whut dat iz, heriz a glaz of nipwine or wuuld you
pirfur
a
glazz
of niptea? Chester who likez bof
Julie Porter wrote in message
ink.net...
It duz, Chester! Weer goeng to haff a wunderfull time.

Lucy

Chester walks over to the countess, kisses her paw and
holds
the
kuzhin
still fur hiz new furnd, Dat sure duz smell delishush,
Chester
Countess Katzenplatzen wrote in
message
news On Fri, 15 Sep 2006 18:39:47 -0500, Stormmee wrote:

Chester holds the door to the porter anna ... they
step
owt
inna
rum
with
alla kittezz anna fudz, her we iz fur dezzert, Chester
wif
hiz
new
ladifurnd

Here, come sit over here. You're timing is perfect - the
waiters
are
just
now bringing out desert and the desert wines.

Countess K

Mine howse will wear da Violet wif silver trim, tuu. Fangu!

HoneyCat an Andy

"Me" wrote in message
...
Heers ar orders:

Snowflake: silfer wit red trim (medium)
Booker: red wit gold trim (large)
Chappy: violet wit blak trim (needz an extra large)

Iffin yu gets lotz of orders we kin help. Meowmie haz bout 25 sewin
monsterz an she wudn't miss any iffin we uzed dem. Weze gud at sewin
cuz
we helpz her qwilt allz da tyme.

Iffin kittiez dont no dere size pik won larger, itz eesier ta make it
smaller durrin da fittin dan bigger.

Pi2nya AKA Sweetee wrote:

Toga Orderz



[Matshink Hed Reefthz an sandulz wyll be avayluble in awl sizez

an boff matchink an kontraxtink koulourz. Da sandulz wyll be mayde

of da trym matterialz, da Reefthz wyll inklood fowlurz an leefz.]



Az I unnur stand it, I hab ordurz furr deeze.

Purrleez kurrekt me if yu wantz tu, ur chanj watt yu wantz, ur add

yur nayme ur syze, an I wyll shtart sewwin.



Pit2nya, draggin da sewin monztur outta da klozet




Chester: black toga wiff Violette an silfur trym

Congo: blu trimmt wif gold
Coogar: pink toga wiff aqwa an silfur trym

Garfeeld: blu trimmt wif gold

Jasmeen: a blak toga
Lucy: (?)wiff Violette an silfur trym

Mango: orinj wun wiv gold trim
OEJ: cream colured toga (or pink?) -wiff Violette an silfur trym

Onyx: a gold toga wiff oranje an blak trym

Pit2nya: blak toga wiff sylfurr trim

Puddi Cat: hot pynk

Stormmee: cream colured toga -wiff Violette an silfur trym

Sundance: blak toga wiff gold Greek infinity trim.

Tabitha Fluffytail: size small...?

Tiger (?)Wife kitty wyll ordur-wiff Violette an silfur trym

Trudi: orang toga -wiff Violette an silfur trym

TV: (?)Wife kitty wyll ordur-wiff Violette an silfur trym

My howse will wear da Violette wif silvur trim, tuu. Fangu.

HoneyCat an Andy


"Sylvia M" wrote in message
...
Wy fangu furr da offurr! I'z gotted twenny-twu
ordurz awlreddy. I'zl kum tu yur heowze, an weez kin
hab uh sewing bee. I'zl ordur da fabrik tumurro.

Pit2nya, Enturpurrnyor Egzstrawdeneer

Me wrote:
Heers ar orders:

Snowflake: silfer wit red trim (medium)
Booker: red wit gold trim (large)
Chappy: violet wit blak trim (needz an extra large)

Iffin yu gets lotz of orders we kin help. Meowmie haz bout 25 sewin
monsterz an she wudn't miss any iffin we uzed dem. Weze gud at sewin
cuz we helpz her qwilt allz da tyme.

Iffin kittiez dont no dere size pik won larger, itz eesier ta make
it
smaller durrin da fittin dan bigger.

Pi2nya AKA Sweetee wrote:

Toga Orderz



[Matshink Hed Reefthz an sandulz wyll be avayluble in awl sizez

an boff matchink an kontraxtink koulourz. Da sandulz wyll be mayde

of da trym matterialz, da Reefthz wyll inklood fowlurz an leefz.]



Az I unnur stand it, I hab ordurz furr deeze.

Purrleez kurrekt me if yu wantz tu, ur chanj watt yu wantz, ur add

yur nayme ur syze, an I wyll shtart sewwin.



Pit2nya, draggin da sewin monztur outta da klozet




Chester: black toga wiff Violette an silfur trym

Congo: blu trimmt wif gold
Coogar: pink toga wiff aqwa an silfur trym

Garfeeld: blu trimmt wif gold

Jasmeen: a blak toga
Lucy: (?)wiff Violette an silfur trym

Mango: orinj wun wiv gold trim
OEJ: cream colured toga (or pink?) -wiff Violette an silfur trym

Onyx: a gold toga wiff oranje an blak trym

Pit2nya: blak toga wiff sylfurr trim

Puddi Cat: hot pynk

Stormmee: cream colured toga -wiff Violette an silfur trym

Sundance: blak toga wiff gold Greek infinity trim.

Tabitha Fluffytail: size small...?

Tiger (?)Wife kitty wyll ordur-wiff Violette an silfur trym

Trudi: orang toga -wiff Violette an silfur trym

TV: (?)Wife kitty wyll ordur-wiff Violette an silfur trym

My howse wood like to wear thuh Violette wif silvur trim, tuu. Fangu!

HoneyCat an Andy, who are haffin trouble maken their messaje go throo

"Sylvia M" wrote in message
...
Wy fangu furr da offurr! I'z gotted twenny-twu
ordurz awlreddy. I'zl kum tu yur heowze, an weez kin
hab uh sewing bee. I'zl ordur da fabrik tumurro.

Pit2nya, Enturpurrnyor Egzstrawdeneer