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  #81  
Old August 29th 07, 03:29 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes,rec.pets,alt.usenet.kooks
§ñühw¤£f
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 42
Default K-Bitch "pokes" fun at Pinky's ass.....and Pinky liked "it"......

John \"C\ pinched out a steaming pile
:


"§ñühw¤£f" wrote in message
freenews.net...
John \"C\ pinched out a steaming pile
:


"§ñühw¤£f" wrote in message
freenews.net...
John \"C\ pinched out a steaming pile
:


They *told* you to

stop,
why
dont
you
listen?

That was "code speak" for

end
of
message
:-
)

|-|4\/3 70|_|9 (475 74P

7|-
|15
0|_|7
~~~~~~-

|
They don't "tap out"

anything
that
looks
like
that.
^

Give them tap shoes, clocky.

South of the "Mason - Dixon

Line"
nobody
wears
shoes,
most
especially
Puskies!

Give them banjos to play through

the
broken
glass
then...

Paper or plastic?

Where can you find a paper banjo

these
days?
They're
all
plastic...

China makes them by the billions....

I had one for like a month and then

got
rid
of
it.
What
an
odd
instrument...with its freaky neck with

a
key
halfway
up...

You didn't eat any of the lead paint on

it
did
you?

No. IIRC this one was made in japan by
yahmaha...

No lead in those just asbestos.

Yeah, it survived my hendrix

impersonation...

Impressive!

Being charged with arse-on sucked though

Did the charges stick?

No, they were well lubricated.

It was nice of the judge to have some K-Y Lube

handy.

Knoledge of forbidden pleasure juice noted, FALSE
CHRISTIAN.

The Internet seem to be floating in forbidden pleasure

juice,
how
could one
miss it?

A *true* manofgod would AVERT his eyes less temptation

take
him
to
the
DEVIL!


I am not a false Christian, listening to lying Fred

Hall,
noted.

Admission of having invisable friends noted

They're the best kind of friends, they don't listen to

Freddie.

Is Jebus *really* your co-pilot? Where'd he learn to drive?

IIRC
they
did *not* have cars during the time he was suppossed to

have
lived,
historically speaking...

The next time I see that bumper sticker I'll stop the person

in
the
car and
ask them that question, then I'll report back with their

answer.
Don't hold
your breath, however.

Yeah I'd prolly pass out from lack of oxygen...

Question #1 correct! 99 more.

To go with your bottles of beer, you drunken HiLlBiLlY?

I don't drink beer, yeasty-boy!

You smoke your cats?


Only when we all play "Texas-Hold-em"!


Dogs and poker are one thing...cats are more likely to play "craps"...



  #82  
Old August 29th 07, 04:21 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes,rec.pets,alt.usenet.kooks
John \C\
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 44
Default K-Bitch "pokes" fun at Pinky's ass.....and Pinky liked "it"......


"§ñühw¤£f" wrote in message
reenews.net...
John \"C\ pinched out a steaming pile
:


"§ñühw¤£f" wrote in message
freenews.net...
John \"C\ pinched out a steaming pile
:


"§ñühw¤£f" wrote in message
freenews.net...
John \"C\ pinched out a steaming pile
:


They *told* you to

stop,
why
dont
you
listen?

That was "code speak" for
end
of
message
:-
)

|-|4\/3 70|_|9 (475 74P

7|-
|15
0|_|7
~~~~~~-

|
They don't "tap out"

anything
that
looks
like
that.
^

Give them tap shoes, clocky.

South of the "Mason - Dixon

Line"
nobody
wears
shoes,
most
especially
Puskies!

Give them banjos to play through
the
broken
glass
then...

Paper or plastic?

Where can you find a paper banjo

these
days?
They're
all
plastic...

China makes them by the billions....

I had one for like a month and then

got
rid
of
it.
What
an
odd
instrument...with its freaky neck with

a
key
halfway
up...

You didn't eat any of the lead paint on

it
did
you?

No. IIRC this one was made in japan by
yahmaha...

No lead in those just asbestos.

Yeah, it survived my hendrix

impersonation...

Impressive!

Being charged with arse-on sucked though

Did the charges stick?

No, they were well lubricated.

It was nice of the judge to have some K-Y Lube

handy.

Knoledge of forbidden pleasure juice noted, FALSE
CHRISTIAN.

The Internet seem to be floating in forbidden pleasure
juice,
how
could one
miss it?

A *true* manofgod would AVERT his eyes less temptation

take
him
to
the
DEVIL!


I am not a false Christian, listening to lying Fred

Hall,
noted.

Admission of having invisable friends noted

They're the best kind of friends, they don't listen to
Freddie.

Is Jebus *really* your co-pilot? Where'd he learn to drive?
IIRC
they
did *not* have cars during the time he was suppossed to

have
lived,
historically speaking...

The next time I see that bumper sticker I'll stop the person

in
the
car and
ask them that question, then I'll report back with their

answer.
Don't hold
your breath, however.

Yeah I'd prolly pass out from lack of oxygen...

Question #1 correct! 99 more.

To go with your bottles of beer, you drunken HiLlBiLlY?

I don't drink beer, yeasty-boy!

You smoke your cats?


Only when we all play "Texas-Hold-em"!

Dogs and poker are one thing...cats are more likely to play "craps"...


That's why I don't play craps with them anymore. They're holding $2k in
IOUs right now.


  #83  
Old August 30th 07, 02:39 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes,rec.pets,alt.usenet.kooks
§ñühw¤£f
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 42
Default K-Bitch "pokes" fun at Pinky's ass.....and Pinky liked "it"......

John \"C\ pinched out a steaming pile
:


"§ñühw¤£f" wrote in message
freenews.net...
John \"C\ pinched out a steaming pile
:


"§ñühw¤£f" wrote in message
freenews.net...
John \"C\ pinched out a steaming pile
:


"§ñühw¤£f" wrote in message
freenews.net...
John \"C\ pinched out a steaming

pile
:


They *told* you to

stop,
why
dont
you
listen?

That was "code speak"

for
end
of
message
:-
)

|-|4\/3 70|_|9 (475 74P

7|-
|15
0|_|7
~~~~~~-

|
They don't "tap out"

anything
that
looks
like
that.
^

Give them tap shoes,

clocky.

South of the "Mason - Dixon

Line"
nobody
wears
shoes,
most
especially
Puskies!

Give them banjos to play

through
the
broken
glass
then...

Paper or plastic?

Where can you find a paper banjo

these
days?
They're
all
plastic...

China makes them by the

billions....

I had one for like a month and then

got
rid
of
it.
What
an
odd
instrument...with its freaky neck

with
a
key
halfway
up...

You didn't eat any of the lead paint

on
it
did
you?

No. IIRC this one was made in japan by
yahmaha...

No lead in those just asbestos.

Yeah, it survived my hendrix

impersonation...

Impressive!

Being charged with arse-on sucked though

Did the charges stick?

No, they were well lubricated.

It was nice of the judge to have some K-Y Lube

handy.

Knoledge of forbidden pleasure juice noted, FALSE
CHRISTIAN.

The Internet seem to be floating in forbidden

pleasure
juice,
how
could one
miss it?

A *true* manofgod would AVERT his eyes less

temptation
take
him
to
the
DEVIL!


I am not a false Christian, listening to lying Fred

Hall,
noted.

Admission of having invisable friends noted

They're the best kind of friends, they don't listen to
Freddie.

Is Jebus *really* your co-pilot? Where'd he learn to

drive?
IIRC
they
did *not* have cars during the time he was suppossed to

have
lived,
historically speaking...

The next time I see that bumper sticker I'll stop the

person
in
the
car and
ask them that question, then I'll report back with their

answer.
Don't hold
your breath, however.

Yeah I'd prolly pass out from lack of oxygen...

Question #1 correct! 99 more.

To go with your bottles of beer, you drunken HiLlBiLlY?

I don't drink beer, yeasty-boy!

You smoke your cats?

Only when we all play "Texas-Hold-em"!

Dogs and poker are one thing...cats are more likely to play

"craps"...

That's why I don't play craps with them anymore. They're holding $2k

in
IOUs right now.

Must be chinese cats...accept their offer to start a factory for you in
hunan province...


--
www.smirkingchimp.com

  #84  
Old August 30th 07, 03:07 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes,rec.pets,alt.usenet.kooks
John \C\
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 44
Default K-Bitch "pokes" fun at Pinky's ass.....and Pinky liked "it"......


"§ñühw¤£f" wrote in message
reenews.net...
John \"C\ pinched out a steaming pile
:


"§ñühw¤£f" wrote in message
freenews.net...
John \"C\ pinched out a steaming pile
:


"§ñühw¤£f" wrote in message
freenews.net...
John \"C\ pinched out a steaming pile
:


"§ñühw¤£f" wrote in message
freenews.net...
John \"C\ pinched out a steaming

pile
:


They *told* you to
stop,
why
dont
you
listen?

That was "code speak"

for
end
of
message
:-
)

|-|4\/3 70|_|9 (475 74P
7|-
|15
0|_|7
~~~~~~-

|
They don't "tap out"
anything
that
looks
like
that.
^

Give them tap shoes,

clocky.

South of the "Mason - Dixon
Line"
nobody
wears
shoes,
most
especially
Puskies!

Give them banjos to play

through
the
broken
glass
then...

Paper or plastic?

Where can you find a paper banjo
these
days?
They're
all
plastic...

China makes them by the

billions....

I had one for like a month and then
got
rid
of
it.
What
an
odd
instrument...with its freaky neck

with
a
key
halfway
up...

You didn't eat any of the lead paint

on
it
did
you?

No. IIRC this one was made in japan by
yahmaha...

No lead in those just asbestos.

Yeah, it survived my hendrix
impersonation...

Impressive!

Being charged with arse-on sucked though

Did the charges stick?

No, they were well lubricated.

It was nice of the judge to have some K-Y Lube
handy.

Knoledge of forbidden pleasure juice noted, FALSE
CHRISTIAN.

The Internet seem to be floating in forbidden

pleasure
juice,
how
could one
miss it?

A *true* manofgod would AVERT his eyes less

temptation
take
him
to
the
DEVIL!


I am not a false Christian, listening to lying Fred
Hall,
noted.

Admission of having invisable friends noted

They're the best kind of friends, they don't listen to
Freddie.

Is Jebus *really* your co-pilot? Where'd he learn to

drive?
IIRC
they
did *not* have cars during the time he was suppossed to
have
lived,
historically speaking...

The next time I see that bumper sticker I'll stop the

person
in
the
car and
ask them that question, then I'll report back with their
answer.
Don't hold
your breath, however.

Yeah I'd prolly pass out from lack of oxygen...

Question #1 correct! 99 more.

To go with your bottles of beer, you drunken HiLlBiLlY?

I don't drink beer, yeasty-boy!

You smoke your cats?

Only when we all play "Texas-Hold-em"!

Dogs and poker are one thing...cats are more likely to play

"craps"...

That's why I don't play craps with them anymore. They're holding $2k

in
IOUs right now.

Must be chinese cats...accept their offer to start a factory for you in
hunan province...


What would the factory make?


  #85  
Old August 31st 07, 03:32 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes,rec.pets,alt.usenet.kooks
§ñühw¤£f
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 42
Default K-Bitch "pokes" fun at Pinky's ass.....and Pinky liked "it"......

John \"C\ pinched out a steaming pile
:


"§ñühw¤£f" wrote in message
freenews.net...
John \"C\ pinched out a steaming pile
:


"§ñühw¤£f" wrote in message
freenews.net...
John \"C\ pinched out a steaming pile
:


"§ñühw¤£f" wrote in message
freenews.net...
John \"C\ pinched out a steaming

pile
:


"§ñühw¤£f" wrote in message

freenews.net...
John \"C\ pinched out a

steaming
pile
:


They *told* you

to
stop,
why
dont
you
listen?

That was "code

speak"
for
end
of
message
:-
)

|-|4\/3 70|_|9 (475

74P
7|-
|15
0|_|7
~~~~~~-

|
They don't "tap out"
anything
that
looks
like
that.
^

Give them tap shoes,

clocky.

South of the "Mason -

Dixon
Line"
nobody
wears
shoes,
most
especially
Puskies!

Give them banjos to play

through
the
broken
glass
then...

Paper or plastic?

Where can you find a paper

banjo
these
days?
They're
all
plastic...

China makes them by the

billions....

I had one for like a month and

then
got
rid
of
it.
What
an
odd
instrument...with its freaky

neck
with
a
key
halfway
up...

You didn't eat any of the lead

paint
on
it
did
you?

No. IIRC this one was made in japan

by
yahmaha...

No lead in those just asbestos.

Yeah, it survived my hendrix
impersonation...

Impressive!

Being charged with arse-on sucked though



Did the charges stick?

No, they were well lubricated.

It was nice of the judge to have some K-Y Lube
handy.

Knoledge of forbidden pleasure juice noted,

FALSE
CHRISTIAN.

The Internet seem to be floating in forbidden

pleasure
juice,
how
could one
miss it?

A *true* manofgod would AVERT his eyes less

temptation
take
him
to
the
DEVIL!


I am not a false Christian, listening to lying

Fred
Hall,
noted.

Admission of having invisable friends noted

They're the best kind of friends, they don't listen

to
Freddie.

Is Jebus *really* your co-pilot? Where'd he learn to

drive?
IIRC
they
did *not* have cars during the time he was suppossed

to
have
lived,
historically speaking...

The next time I see that bumper sticker I'll stop the

person
in
the
car and
ask them that question, then I'll report back with

their
answer.
Don't hold
your breath, however.

Yeah I'd prolly pass out from lack of oxygen...

Question #1 correct! 99 more.

To go with your bottles of beer, you drunken HiLlBiLlY?

I don't drink beer, yeasty-boy!

You smoke your cats?

Only when we all play "Texas-Hold-em"!

Dogs and poker are one thing...cats are more likely to play

"craps"...

That's why I don't play craps with them anymore. They're holding

$2k
in
IOUs right now.

Must be chinese cats...accept their offer to start a factory for you

in
hunan province...


What would the factory make?

Looking back up the pos4t...proll Jebus brand KY jelly for cats...


--
www.savewolves.org

  #86  
Old August 31st 07, 11:41 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes,rec.pets,alt.usenet.kooks
John \C\
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 44
Default K-Bitch "pokes" fun at Pinky's ass.....and Pinky liked "it"......


"§ñühw¤£f" wrote in message
reenews.net...
John \"C\ pinched out a steaming pile
:


"§ñühw¤£f" wrote in message
freenews.net...
John \"C\ pinched out a steaming pile
:


"§ñühw¤£f" wrote in message
freenews.net...
John \"C\ pinched out a steaming pile
:


"§ñühw¤£f" wrote in message
freenews.net...
John \"C\ pinched out a steaming

pile
:


"§ñühw¤£f" wrote in message

freenews.net...
John \"C\ pinched out a

steaming
pile
:


They *told* you

to
stop,
why
dont
you
listen?

That was "code

speak"
for
end
of
message
:-
)

|-|4\/3 70|_|9 (475

74P
7|-
|15
0|_|7
~~~~~~-

|
They don't "tap out"
anything
that
looks
like
that.
^

Give them tap shoes,
clocky.

South of the "Mason -

Dixon
Line"
nobody
wears
shoes,
most
especially
Puskies!

Give them banjos to play
through
the
broken
glass
then...

Paper or plastic?

Where can you find a paper

banjo
these
days?
They're
all
plastic...

China makes them by the
billions....

I had one for like a month and

then
got
rid
of
it.
What
an
odd
instrument...with its freaky

neck
with
a
key
halfway
up...

You didn't eat any of the lead

paint
on
it
did
you?

No. IIRC this one was made in japan

by
yahmaha...

No lead in those just asbestos.

Yeah, it survived my hendrix
impersonation...

Impressive!

Being charged with arse-on sucked though



Did the charges stick?

No, they were well lubricated.

It was nice of the judge to have some K-Y Lube
handy.

Knoledge of forbidden pleasure juice noted,

FALSE
CHRISTIAN.

The Internet seem to be floating in forbidden
pleasure
juice,
how
could one
miss it?

A *true* manofgod would AVERT his eyes less
temptation
take
him
to
the
DEVIL!


I am not a false Christian, listening to lying

Fred
Hall,
noted.

Admission of having invisable friends noted

They're the best kind of friends, they don't listen

to
Freddie.

Is Jebus *really* your co-pilot? Where'd he learn to
drive?
IIRC
they
did *not* have cars during the time he was suppossed

to
have
lived,
historically speaking...

The next time I see that bumper sticker I'll stop the
person
in
the
car and
ask them that question, then I'll report back with

their
answer.
Don't hold
your breath, however.

Yeah I'd prolly pass out from lack of oxygen...

Question #1 correct! 99 more.

To go with your bottles of beer, you drunken HiLlBiLlY?

I don't drink beer, yeasty-boy!

You smoke your cats?

Only when we all play "Texas-Hold-em"!

Dogs and poker are one thing...cats are more likely to play
"craps"...

That's why I don't play craps with them anymore. They're holding

$2k
in
IOUs right now.

Must be chinese cats...accept their offer to start a factory for you

in
hunan province...


What would the factory make?

Looking back up the pos4t...proll Jebus brand KY jelly for cats...


There you go again, stepping over that line!


  #87  
Old September 1st 07, 03:38 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes,rec.pets,alt.usenet.kooks
§ñühw¤£f
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 42
Default K-Bitch "pokes" fun at Pinky's ass.....and Pinky liked "it"......

John \"C\ pinched out a steaming pile
:



They *told*

you
to
stop,
why
dont
you
listen?

That was "code

speak"
for
end
of
message
:-
)

|-|4\/3 70|_|9

(475
74P
7|-
|15
0|_|7
~~~~~~-

|
They don't "tap

out"
anything
that
looks
like
that.
^

Give them tap shoes,
clocky.

South of the "Mason -

Dixon
Line"
nobody
wears
shoes,
most
especially
Puskies!

Give them banjos to

play
through
the
broken
glass
then...

Paper or plastic?

Where can you find a paper

banjo
these
days?
They're
all
plastic...

China makes them by the
billions....

I had one for like a month

and
then
got
rid
of
it.
What
an
odd
instrument...with its freaky

neck
with
a
key
halfway
up...

You didn't eat any of the lead

paint
on
it
did
you?

No. IIRC this one was made in

japan
by
yahmaha...

No lead in those just asbestos.

Yeah, it survived my hendrix
impersonation...

Impressive!

Being charged with arse-on sucked

though


Did the charges stick?

No, they were well lubricated.

It was nice of the judge to have some K-Y

Lube
handy.

Knoledge of forbidden pleasure juice noted,

FALSE
CHRISTIAN.

The Internet seem to be floating in forbidden
pleasure
juice,
how
could one
miss it?

A *true* manofgod would AVERT his eyes less
temptation
take
him
to
the
DEVIL!


I am not a false Christian, listening to lying

Fred
Hall,
noted.

Admission of having invisable friends noted

They're the best kind of friends, they don't

listen
to
Freddie.

Is Jebus *really* your co-pilot? Where'd he learn

to
drive?
IIRC
they
did *not* have cars during the time he was

suppossed
to
have
lived,
historically speaking...

The next time I see that bumper sticker I'll stop

the
person
in
the
car and
ask them that question, then I'll report back with

their
answer.
Don't hold
your breath, however.

Yeah I'd prolly pass out from lack of oxygen...

Question #1 correct! 99 more.

To go with your bottles of beer, you drunken HiLlBiLlY?

I don't drink beer, yeasty-boy!

You smoke your cats?

Only when we all play "Texas-Hold-em"!

Dogs and poker are one thing...cats are more likely to play
"craps"...

That's why I don't play craps with them anymore. They're

holding
$2k
in
IOUs right now.

Must be chinese cats...accept their offer to start a factory for

you
in
hunan province...

What would the factory make?

Looking back up the pos4t...proll Jebus brand KY jelly for cats...


There you go again, stepping over that line!

The only "lines" on usenet are the wons where after you post you get a
suprise visit from the Secrit Servass

--
www.commondreams.org
  #88  
Old September 1st 07, 10:19 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes,rec.pets,alt.usenet.kooks
John \C\
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 44
Default K-Bitch "pokes" fun at Pinky's ass.....and Pinky liked "it"......


"§ñühw¤£f" wrote in message
reenews.net...
John \"C\ pinched out a steaming pile
:



They *told*

you
to
stop,
why
dont
you
listen?

That was "code
speak"
for
end
of
message
:-
)

|-|4\/3 70|_|9

(475
74P
7|-
|15
0|_|7
~~~~~~-

|
They don't "tap

out"
anything
that
looks
like
that.
^

Give them tap shoes,
clocky.

South of the "Mason -
Dixon
Line"
nobody
wears
shoes,
most
especially
Puskies!

Give them banjos to

play
through
the
broken
glass
then...

Paper or plastic?

Where can you find a paper
banjo
these
days?
They're
all
plastic...

China makes them by the
billions....

I had one for like a month

and
then
got
rid
of
it.
What
an
odd
instrument...with its freaky
neck
with
a
key
halfway
up...

You didn't eat any of the lead
paint
on
it
did
you?

No. IIRC this one was made in

japan
by
yahmaha...

No lead in those just asbestos.

Yeah, it survived my hendrix
impersonation...

Impressive!

Being charged with arse-on sucked

though


Did the charges stick?

No, they were well lubricated.

It was nice of the judge to have some K-Y

Lube
handy.

Knoledge of forbidden pleasure juice noted,
FALSE
CHRISTIAN.

The Internet seem to be floating in forbidden
pleasure
juice,
how
could one
miss it?

A *true* manofgod would AVERT his eyes less
temptation
take
him
to
the
DEVIL!


I am not a false Christian, listening to lying
Fred
Hall,
noted.

Admission of having invisable friends noted

They're the best kind of friends, they don't

listen
to
Freddie.

Is Jebus *really* your co-pilot? Where'd he learn

to
drive?
IIRC
they
did *not* have cars during the time he was

suppossed
to
have
lived,
historically speaking...

The next time I see that bumper sticker I'll stop

the
person
in
the
car and
ask them that question, then I'll report back with
their
answer.
Don't hold
your breath, however.

Yeah I'd prolly pass out from lack of oxygen...

Question #1 correct! 99 more.

To go with your bottles of beer, you drunken HiLlBiLlY?

I don't drink beer, yeasty-boy!

You smoke your cats?

Only when we all play "Texas-Hold-em"!

Dogs and poker are one thing...cats are more likely to play
"craps"...

That's why I don't play craps with them anymore. They're

holding
$2k
in
IOUs right now.

Must be chinese cats...accept their offer to start a factory for

you
in
hunan province...

What would the factory make?

Looking back up the pos4t...proll Jebus brand KY jelly for cats...


There you go again, stepping over that line!

The only "lines" on usenet are the wons where after you post you get a
suprise visit from the Secrit Servass


They only chase down counterfeit money, now the "men-in-black" are another
story.


  #89  
Old September 2nd 07, 03:16 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes,rec.pets,alt.usenet.kooks
§ñühw¤£f
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 42
Default K-Bitch "pokes" fun at Pinky's ass.....and Pinky liked "it"......

John \"C\ pinched out a steaming pile
:


"§ñühw¤£f" wrote in message
freenews.net...
John \"C\ pinched out a steaming pile
:



They *told*

you
to
stop,
why
dont
you
listen?

That was

"code
speak"
for
end
of
message
:-
)

|-|4\/3 70|_|9

(475
74P
7|-
|15
0|_|7
~~~~~~-

|
They don't "tap

out"
anything
that
looks
like
that.
^

Give them tap

shoes,
clocky.

South of the "Mason

-
Dixon
Line"
nobody
wears
shoes,
most
especially
Puskies!

Give them banjos to

play
through
the
broken
glass
then...

Paper or plastic?

Where can you find a

paper
banjo
these
days?
They're
all
plastic...

China makes them by the
billions....

I had one for like a month

and
then
got
rid
of
it.
What
an
odd
instrument...with its

freaky
neck
with
a
key
halfway
up...

You didn't eat any of the

lead
paint
on
it
did
you?

No. IIRC this one was made in

japan
by
yahmaha...

No lead in those just asbestos.

Yeah, it survived my hendrix
impersonation...

Impressive!

Being charged with arse-on sucked

though


Did the charges stick?

No, they were well lubricated.

It was nice of the judge to have some K-

Y
Lube
handy.

Knoledge of forbidden pleasure juice

noted,
FALSE
CHRISTIAN.

The Internet seem to be floating in

forbidden
pleasure
juice,
how
could one
miss it?

A *true* manofgod would AVERT his eyes less
temptation
take
him
to
the
DEVIL!


I am not a false Christian, listening to

lying
Fred
Hall,
noted.

Admission of having invisable friends noted



They're the best kind of friends, they don't

listen
to
Freddie.

Is Jebus *really* your co-pilot? Where'd he

learn
to
drive?
IIRC
they
did *not* have cars during the time he was

suppossed
to
have
lived,
historically speaking...

The next time I see that bumper sticker I'll stop

the
person
in
the
car and
ask them that question, then I'll report back

with
their
answer.
Don't hold
your breath, however.

Yeah I'd prolly pass out from lack of oxygen...

Question #1 correct! 99 more.

To go with your bottles of beer, you drunken

HiLlBiLlY?

I don't drink beer, yeasty-boy!

You smoke your cats?

Only when we all play "Texas-Hold-em"!

Dogs and poker are one thing...cats are more likely to play
"craps"...

That's why I don't play craps with them anymore. They're

holding
$2k
in
IOUs right now.

Must be chinese cats...accept their offer to start a factory

for
you
in
hunan province...

What would the factory make?

Looking back up the pos4t...proll Jebus brand KY jelly for

cats...

There you go again, stepping over that line!

The only "lines" on usenet are the wons where after you post you get

a
suprise visit from the Secrit Servass


They only chase down counterfeit money, now the "men-in-black" are

another
story.

Threaten lil George and see what happens, clocky


--
www.afterdowningstreet.org
  #90  
Old September 3rd 07, 06:51 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes,rec.pets,alt.usenet.kooks
John \C\
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 44
Default K-Bitch "pokes" fun at Pinky's ass.....and Pinky liked "it"......


"§ñühw¤£f" wrote in message
reenews.net...
John \"C\ pinched out a steaming pile
:


"§ñühw¤£f" wrote in message
freenews.net...
John \"C\ pinched out a steaming pile
:



They *told*
you
to
stop,
why
dont
you
listen?

That was

"code
speak"
for
end
of
message
:-
)

|-|4\/3 70|_|9
(475
74P
7|-
|15
0|_|7
~~~~~~-

|
They don't "tap
out"
anything
that
looks
like
that.
^

Give them tap

shoes,
clocky.

South of the "Mason

-
Dixon
Line"
nobody
wears
shoes,
most
especially
Puskies!

Give them banjos to
play
through
the
broken
glass
then...

Paper or plastic?

Where can you find a

paper
banjo
these
days?
They're
all
plastic...

China makes them by the
billions....

I had one for like a month
and
then
got
rid
of
it.
What
an
odd
instrument...with its

freaky
neck
with
a
key
halfway
up...

You didn't eat any of the

lead
paint
on
it
did
you?

No. IIRC this one was made in
japan
by
yahmaha...

No lead in those just asbestos.

Yeah, it survived my hendrix
impersonation...

Impressive!

Being charged with arse-on sucked
though


Did the charges stick?

No, they were well lubricated.

It was nice of the judge to have some K-

Y
Lube
handy.

Knoledge of forbidden pleasure juice

noted,
FALSE
CHRISTIAN.

The Internet seem to be floating in

forbidden
pleasure
juice,
how
could one
miss it?

A *true* manofgod would AVERT his eyes less
temptation
take
him
to
the
DEVIL!


I am not a false Christian, listening to

lying
Fred
Hall,
noted.

Admission of having invisable friends noted



They're the best kind of friends, they don't
listen
to
Freddie.

Is Jebus *really* your co-pilot? Where'd he

learn
to
drive?
IIRC
they
did *not* have cars during the time he was
suppossed
to
have
lived,
historically speaking...

The next time I see that bumper sticker I'll stop
the
person
in
the
car and
ask them that question, then I'll report back

with
their
answer.
Don't hold
your breath, however.

Yeah I'd prolly pass out from lack of oxygen...

Question #1 correct! 99 more.

To go with your bottles of beer, you drunken

HiLlBiLlY?

I don't drink beer, yeasty-boy!

You smoke your cats?

Only when we all play "Texas-Hold-em"!

Dogs and poker are one thing...cats are more likely to play
"craps"...

That's why I don't play craps with them anymore. They're
holding
$2k
in
IOUs right now.

Must be chinese cats...accept their offer to start a factory

for
you
in
hunan province...

What would the factory make?

Looking back up the pos4t...proll Jebus brand KY jelly for

cats...

There you go again, stepping over that line!

The only "lines" on usenet are the wons where after you post you get

a
suprise visit from the Secrit Servass


They only chase down counterfeit money, now the "men-in-black" are

another
story.

Threaten lil George and see what happens, clocky


Why would I do that, lil George and I are related.


 




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