A Gnice Evening Wide

Urleeur dis ebening da meowmie putted me in mine gnew sof-sided
carrier wif zippur tawp an we gotted in da metal monster to go fur a
drife an see da sunset.
We drifed froo a drifefroo ware Meowmie gotted a chikum sammich.
She offurred minesewf a bite. I taysted it butted ob kors did gnot
eet it.
We saw da sun go down an turn orinj, wike sum ob da kitties heer.
I pooped in da bak.
Ob kors I cubbered it up gudgud wif a gnoozpayper.
Den we camed bak hoam. Dat wuz da best fing.

MeOwy