Missy iz gettin SOFF

Uncl Bill wuz hom an Mommy was at w*rk. Da doggies had wokt Uncl Bill
an hee med dem dinner. An hee mad shoor our bole was full. BUTTED wee
wuz awl watin for HIS dinner.

He chopt up som leffover CHIKUM and put it in a salad wiff da gud
garlic dressing dat Marie sends usses. He pord himeff a drinkie an sat
down at da table.

An da Bear and widdle Samanfa started astin for sum ob his fudz. Da
puppy effen BARKD at him. Sew hee gifd dem sum an he gift sum to mee,
wer I was stanin neer his bole.

MEENWILE, Missy wasn' neer himseff and he dint seem to be giving her
any chickum.

Sew she wokd a little closer and sed sumfin like "meow" an reechd her
little paw towrd him, swe kyoot. And he started giving her a pees ob
chikum effery time he gift me one.

It remined me ob da song dat Maggy May translated, by the hoomin
Robert Hunter:

"Reach out yooor paw if yoor bole be empty
If yoor bole is full, may it be again."

Missy is glarin at Sunrise

--
Yoor faithful reporter
Sunrise, da PRITTY wun

MH takez hiz fafurite gurlcatz paw...

don be upsetted, sumtimez it wurf been nize to a hoomin fur sumfin liksa
chickum... I minesef will be xtra nize fur da cheeze or turkeybyrd or
spekalee sausage grabee, MH
"Will in New Haven" wrote in message
...
Uncl Bill wuz hom an Mommy was at w*rk. Da doggies had wokt Uncl Bill
an hee med dem dinner. An hee mad shoor our bole was full. BUTTED wee
wuz awl watin for HIS dinner.

He chopt up som leffover CHIKUM and put it in a salad wiff da gud
garlic dressing dat Marie sends usses. He pord himeff a drinkie an sat
down at da table.

An da Bear and widdle Samanfa started astin for sum ob his fudz. Da
puppy effen BARKD at him. Sew hee gifd dem sum an he gift sum to mee,
wer I was stanin neer his bole.

MEENWILE, Missy wasn' neer himseff and he dint seem to be giving her
any chickum.

Sew she wokd a little closer and sed sumfin like "meow" an reechd her
little paw towrd him, swe kyoot. And he started giving her a pees ob
chikum effery time he gift me one.

It remined me ob da song dat Maggy May translated, by the hoomin
Robert Hunter:

"Reach out yooor paw if yoor bole be empty
If yoor bole is full, may it be again."

Missy is glarin at Sunrise

--
Yoor faithful reporter
Sunrise, da PRITTY wun

On May 4, 4:20*pm, Will in New Haven
wrote:
Uncl Bill wuz hom an Mommy was at w*rk. Da doggies had wokt Uncl Bill
an hee med dem dinner. An hee mad shoor our bole was full. BUTTED wee
wuz awl watin for HIS dinner.

He chopt up som leffover CHIKUM and put it in a salad wiff da gud
garlic dressing dat Marie sends usses. He pord himeff a drinkie an sat
down at da table.

An da Bear and widdle Samanfa started astin for sum ob his fudz. Da
puppy effen BARKD at him. Sew hee gifd dem sum an he gift sum to mee,
wer I was stanin neer his bole.

MEENWILE, Missy wasn' neer himseff and he dint seem to be giving her
any chickum.

Sew she wokd a little closer and sed sumfin like "meow" an reechd her
little paw towrd him, swe kyoot. And he started giving her a pees ob
chikum effery time he gift me one.

It remined me ob da song dat Maggy May translated, by the hoomin
Robert Hunter:

"Reach out yooor paw if yoor bole be empty
If yoor bole is full, may it be again."

Missy is glarin at Sunrise

--
Yoor faithful reporter
Sunrise, da PRITTY wun

I wike chikken too! I hassa rityewal effury nite. Meomie n me hassa
agweemunt...she stuffs mynebody wiff chikken an I wet hur get a nytes
sweep...seems fare tu me....

Jack Gordon

Diz iza gud agreemint, i haza dairee 'greemint wiffa furree anna soft... i
getsa wippee kweme anna provellz cheeze anna dey getsa sweep... Trudi
"rafflescat" wrote in message
...
On May 4, 4:20 pm, Will in New Haven
wrote:
Uncl Bill wuz hom an Mommy was at w*rk. Da doggies had wokt Uncl Bill
an hee med dem dinner. An hee mad shoor our bole was full. BUTTED wee
wuz awl watin for HIS dinner.

He chopt up som leffover CHIKUM and put it in a salad wiff da gud
garlic dressing dat Marie sends usses. He pord himeff a drinkie an sat
down at da table.

An da Bear and widdle Samanfa started astin for sum ob his fudz. Da
puppy effen BARKD at him. Sew hee gifd dem sum an he gift sum to mee,
wer I was stanin neer his bole.

MEENWILE, Missy wasn' neer himseff and he dint seem to be giving her
any chickum.

Sew she wokd a little closer and sed sumfin like "meow" an reechd her
little paw towrd him, swe kyoot. And he started giving her a pees ob
chikum effery time he gift me one.

It remined me ob da song dat Maggy May translated, by the hoomin
Robert Hunter:

"Reach out yooor paw if yoor bole be empty
If yoor bole is full, may it be again."

Missy is glarin at Sunrise

--
Yoor faithful reporter
Sunrise, da PRITTY wun

I wike chikken too! I hassa rityewal effury nite. Meomie n me hassa
agweemunt...she stuffs mynebody wiff chikken an I wet hur get a nytes
sweep...seems fare tu me....

Jack Gordon

On May 4, 11:20*am, Will in New Haven
wrote:
Uncl Bill wuz hom an Mommy was at w*rk. Da doggies had wokt Uncl Bill
an hee med dem dinner. An hee mad shoor our bole was full. BUTTED wee
wuz awl watin for HIS dinner.

He chopt up som leffover CHIKUM and put it in a salad wiff da gud
garlic dressing dat Marie sends usses. He pord himeff a drinkie an sat
down at da table.

An da Bear and widdle Samanfa started astin for sum ob his fudz. Da
puppy effen BARKD at him. Sew hee gifd dem sum an he gift sum to mee,
wer I was stanin neer his bole.

MEENWILE, Missy wasn' neer himseff and he dint seem to be giving her
any chickum.

Sew she wokd a little closer and sed sumfin like "meow" an reechd her
little paw towrd him, swe kyoot. And he started giving her a pees ob
chikum effery time he gift me one.

It remined me ob da song dat Maggy May translated, by the hoomin
Robert Hunter:

"Reach out yooor paw if yoor bole be empty
If yoor bole is full, may it be again."

Missy is glarin at Sunrise

--
Yoor faithful reporter
Sunrise, da PRITTY wun

ai hab notissed dat yoozing da paw to catmoonakate weeps weewards way
out ob purrpurrshun tew da effurt.
Fur insdance ai taps da bwankit an she liffs itted sew ai can go undur
cubbers, ai taps da dorrgnob an she opins da dorr, ai taps da arm wenn
she at da compootur, an she gits up an chayses minesefl speshully if
ai taps wiff a claw purrtwooding. An wen ai gittup in da lap, ai
wiffs mine paw an wayvs itted wike da qween ob Ingwun un ai git
shaowerd wif appurrbayshun.

Wot tew be sed fur empwoying da paw wif da hoomins.
MeOwy(awso empwoyz wotta myowing)

Uncl Bill wuz hom an Mommy was at w*rk. Da doggies had wokt Uncl Bill
an hee med dem dinner. An hee mad shoor our bole was full. BUTTED wee
wuz awl watin for HIS dinner.

He chopt up som leffover CHIKUM and put it in a salad wiff da gud
garlic dressing dat Marie sends usses. He pord himeff a drinkie an sat
down at da table.

An da Bear and widdle Samanfa started astin for sum ob his fudz. Da
puppy effen BARKD at him. Sew hee gifd dem sum an he gift sum to mee,
wer I was stanin neer his bole.

MEENWILE, Missy wasn' neer himseff and he dint seem to be giving her
any chickum.

Sew she wokd a little closer and sed sumfin like "meow" an reechd her
little paw towrd him, swe kyoot. And he started giving her a pees ob
chikum effery time he gift me one.

It remined me ob da song dat Maggy May translated, by the hoomin
Robert Hunter:

"Reach out yooor paw if yoor bole be empty
If yoor bole is full, may it be again."

Missy is glarin at Sunrise

--
Yoor faithful reporter
Sunrise, da PRITTY wun


ai hab notissed dat yoozing da paw to catmoonakate weeps weewards way
out ob purrpurrshun tew da effurt.
Fur insdance ai taps da bwankit an she liffs itted sew ai can go undur
cubbers, ai taps da dorrgnob an she opins da dorr, ai taps da arm wenn
she at da compootur, an she gits up an chayses minesefl speshully if
ai taps wiff a claw purrtwooding. An wen ai gittup in da lap, ai
wiffs mine paw an wayvs itted wike da qween ob Ingwun un ai git
shaowerd wif appurrbayshun.
Wot tew be sed fur empwoying da paw wif da hoomins.
MeOwy(awso empwoyz wotta myowing)

Ah mai wink, yew iz vury smurt..yeUP. Ai wike tew bothur da hoomins wen dey
sleap, n wayke dem up, ai jest trampul meowmie n den pounse on Pa, but
PookyKat haz uthur methudz, hym gitz on meowmies nitestand n tryz tew rip
dingz hur haz off hur walz, wen hee wuntz tew git feeded...
hur tellz him NO but hym duzznt lissen sew hur siz n gitz up n feedz dem, n
den tryz tew go bak tew sleep, but hym wikez tew wake hur up at leezt 4
tymez uh nite. Hur tellz hym You Sir, are a Bad Cat!! PookyKat jest wookz
at hur wike ..'hoo karez? waffwaff waff
Mosey

On May 4, 3:59*pm, "Mosey =^..^=" wrote:
Uncl Bill wuz hom an Mommy was at w*rk. Da doggies had wokt Uncl Bill
an hee med dem dinner. An hee mad shoor our bole was full. BUTTED wee
wuz awl watin for HIS dinner.

He chopt up som leffover CHIKUM and put it in a salad wiff da gud
garlic dressing dat Marie sends usses. He pord himeff a drinkie an sat
down at da table.

An da Bear and widdle Samanfa started astin for sum ob his fudz. Da
puppy effen BARKD at him. Sew hee gifd dem sum an he gift sum to mee,
wer I was stanin neer his bole.

MEENWILE, Missy wasn' neer himseff and he dint seem to be giving her
any chickum.

Sew she wokd a little closer and sed sumfin like "meow" an reechd her
little paw towrd him, swe kyoot. And he started giving her a pees ob
chikum effery time he gift me one.

It remined me ob da song dat Maggy May translated, by the hoomin
Robert Hunter:

"Reach out yooor paw if yoor bole be empty
If yoor bole is full, may it be again."

Missy is glarin at Sunrise

--
Yoor faithful reporter
Sunrise, da PRITTY wun

ai hab notissed dat yoozing da paw to catmoonakate weeps weewards way
out ob purrpurrshun tew da effurt.
Fur insdance ai taps da bwankit an she liffs itted sew ai can go undur
cubbers, ai taps da dorrgnob an she opins da dorr, ai taps da arm wenn
she at da compootur, an she gits up an chayses minesefl speshully if
ai taps wiff a claw purrtwooding. *An wen ai gittup in da lap, ai
wiffs mine paw an wayvs itted wike da qween ob Ingwun un ai git
shaowerd wif appurrbayshun.
Wot tew be sed fur empwoying da paw wif da hoomins.
MeOwy(awso empwoyz wotta myowing)

Ah mai wink, yew iz vury smurt..yeUP. *Ai wike tew bothur da hoomins wen dey
sleap, n wayke dem up, ai jest trampul meowmie n den pounse on Pa, but
PookyKat haz uthur methudz, hym gitz on meowmies nitestand n tryz tew rip
dingz hur haz off hur walz, wen hee wuntz tew git feeded...
hur tellz him NO but hym duzznt lissen sew hur siz n gitz up n feedz dem, n
den tryz tew go bak tew sleep, but hym wikez tew wake hur up at leezt 4
tymez uh nite. Hur tellz hym You Sir, are a Bad Cat!! *PookyKat jest wookz
at hur wike ..'hoo karez? *waffwaff waff
Mosey

Hmmm. Seemz wike a guppl ob guyz needz sum wessens in pawspeek.
Poynting an tappink an ebenshully, da qween-uf-Ingwun wayve.
An no wappin at da meowmie effur.
Yooz akks wike neandurfurl cavecats.
tsk tsk
MeOwy

On May 4, 3:59 pm, "Mosey =^..^=
Uncl Bill wuz hom an Mommy was at w*rk. Da doggies had wokt Uncl Bill
an hee med dem dinner. An hee mad shoor our bole was full. BUTTED wee
wuz awl watin for HIS dinner.

He chopt up som leffover CHIKUM and put it in a salad wiff da gud
garlic dressing dat Marie sends usses. He pord himeff a drinkie an sat
down at da table.

An da Bear and widdle Samanfa started astin for sum ob his fudz. Da
puppy effen BARKD at him. Sew hee gifd dem sum an he gift sum to mee,
wer I was stanin neer his bole.

MEENWILE, Missy wasn' neer himseff and he dint seem to be giving her
any chickum.

Sew she wokd a little closer and sed sumfin like "meow" an reechd her
little paw towrd him, swe kyoot. And he started giving her a pees ob
chikum effery time he gift me one.

It remined me ob da song dat Maggy May translated, by the hoomin
Robert Hunter:

"Reach out yooor paw if yoor bole be empty
If yoor bole is full, may it be again."

Missy is glarin at Sunrise

--
Yoor faithful reporter
Sunrise, da PRITTY wun

ai hab notissed dat yoozing da paw to catmoonakate weeps weewards way
out ob purrpurrshun tew da effurt.
Fur insdance ai taps da bwankit an she liffs itted sew ai can go undur
cubbers, ai taps da dorrgnob an she opins da dorr, ai taps da arm wenn
she at da compootur, an she gits up an chayses minesefl speshully if
ai taps wiff a claw purrtwooding. An wen ai gittup in da lap, ai
wiffs mine paw an wayvs itted wike da qween ob Ingwun un ai git
shaowerd wif appurrbayshun.
Wot tew be sed fur empwoying da paw wif da hoomins.
MeOwy(awso empwoyz wotta myowing)

Ah mai wink, yew iz vury smurt..yeUP. Ai wike tew bothur da hoomins wen
dey
sleap, n wayke dem up, ai jest trampul meowmie n den pounse on Pa, but
PookyKat haz uthur methudz, hym gitz on meowmies nitestand n tryz tew rip
fingz hur haz off hur walz, wen hee wuntz tew git feeded...
hur tellz him NO but hym duzznt lissen sew hur gitz n gitz up n feedz hym,
n
den tryz tew go bak tew sleep, but hym wikez tew wake hur up at leezt 4
tymez uh nite. Hur tellz hym You Sir, are a Bad Cat!! PookyKat jest wookz
at hur wike ..'hoo karez? waffwaff waff
Mosey

Hmmm. Seemz wike a guppl ob guyz needz sum wessens in pawspeek.
Poynting an tappink an ebenshully, da qween-uf-Ingwun wayve.
An no wappin at da meowmie effur.
Yooz akks wike neandurfurl cavecats.
tsk tsk
MeOwy

mai luff, ai m uh litewate, but PookyKat needz uh lessun in mannurz.
ai m gnot dat bad, but yes, ai wike tew litely trampul meowmie, n hur duzznt
mynd, but PookyKat iz unuthur story. yeUP Hym IZ uh neandurfurl cavecat
sumtymez
ai wyl go beet hym up, ef ai kan fynd hym
Mosey
PS, watz Ingwun wayve?
ai m gonna goh tayke uh gnap wiff meowmie fur uhwile n purr laowd
ai hoap yew rnt mad wiff meh.
ai luffs yew
*nosepoink*

Yes, da paw-tap iz a furry powerful tool when uzed purroperly.

Mineown hoomins is uzually observant enough da when I sits on da back ub
da couch while dey is eatin dinner on da couch, they know to gib me
whatever kind of meat dey is eating. But soemtimez dey is a liddle
unobservant, or jus slow, an I haf to express mineownself more clearly. I
find da a gentle paw touch on da back ub da head, accompanied by a gentle
"meow", allez gets da desired response.

Harri

On May 4, 6:10*pm, Harri Roadcat wrote:
Yes, da paw-tap iz a furry powerful tool when uzed purroperly.

Mineown hoomins is uzually observant enough da when I sits on da back ub
da couch while dey is eatin dinner on da couch, they know to gib me
whatever kind of meat dey is eating. But soemtimez dey is a liddle
unobservant, or jus slow, an I haf to express mineownself more clearly. I
find da a gentle paw touch on da back ub da head, accompanied by a gentle
"meow", allez gets da desired response.

Harri

Dat is twoowy touching, Harri. Furry sifulized.
Pawaps yoo cud joyn da furculty ob a unlyne college tew teech da yooz
ob da paw.
We cud cawl itted DaPauw Yoonafursitty.
MeOwy, Purrfursor ob Pawtokk