halp! mai hooman iz beein meen tu myownself

Effery dai, mai fud bole runs outta fuds!

ai likes tu eet a liddle fud atta tiem. den ai takes a nap, or du
sumfing else bery imprortunt, an den ai eetz a liddle moar

Butted effery dai, mai fud bole runs outa fuds

ai go anna telz mai hoomin dat mai fud bole iz EMTI, butted he neber
lisenz tu myownself

den, just win ai em onna da verj ub starbin tu deth, DEN mai hoomin gibs
me sum fuds...but neber bery much

der USTA alwaiz be fuds in mai fud bole, liek der shud be, butted
lateli, dat izent tru enny moar

ai kneeds sum halp beefoar ai starb tu deth!

~~~~~~~~~~~~ ^..^

lorili, da grai tabbi wid da pritti blu eyez



Human note: When I took Lorelei for a thorough checkup by the vet I like
so much, Lorelei was in excellent shape...except for her shape.

Lorelei is rather...err...round. Sort of spherical, to be exact.

She is very ...fluffy. Enough so that it's bad for her health.

I have never had to give any of my cats insulin, and I really don't want
to EVER have to.

My vet says Lorelei should weigh about 12 lbs. (5.5 kg) But she weighed
14 lbs. 11 oz. (6.7 kg.) That's a lot of extra weight, even for a fairly
young cat: almost 25% too much.

So I have been gradually decreasing how much food I give her, until I'm
giving her...not enough to keep her happy, all of the time, I'm sorry to
say.

She is such a sweetheart about it. All she does is want to spend more
time in my lap. And I check the clock, so I feed her as close to every
12 hours, as I can.

Sometimes I see her sitting by her food bowl, but she rarely even meows.
She does looks at me with those big blue eyes of hers...and sometimes I
do give her some extra food.

I'm only human, after all.

Usually, even though I only give her a little, she doesn't eat it all
right away.

I wish I could find a toy she likes, so she would get some exercised.

But then, I don't get as much ex cerise as I should either.

Haz der bin talk ov two fluffy? Dey sey ize two fluffy, so ize haz da
same problem dat yu haf. Weze hasta send dem all to bootkamp.

Booker, alwayz hungri, an alwayz wif an emti fud bowl.

On 5/17/2011 1:09 AM, at dot Gandalf wrote:

Effery dai, mai fud bole runs outta fuds!

ai likes tu eet a liddle fud atta tiem. den ai takes a nap, or du
sumfing else bery imprortunt, an den ai eetz a liddle moar

Butted effery dai, mai fud bole runs outa fuds

ai go anna telz mai hoomin dat mai fud bole iz EMTI, butted he neber
lisenz tu myownself

den, just win ai em onna da verj ub starbin tu deth, DEN mai hoomin gibs
me sum fuds...but neber bery much

der USTA alwaiz be fuds in mai fud bole, liek der shud be, butted
lateli, dat izent tru enny moar

ai kneeds sum halp beefoar ai starb tu deth!

~~~~~~~~~~~~^..^

lorili, da grai tabbi wid da pritti blu eyez



Human note: When I took Lorelei for a thorough checkup by the vet I like
so much, Lorelei was in excellent shape...except for her shape.

Lorelei is rather...err...round. Sort of spherical, to be exact.

She is very ...fluffy. Enough so that it's bad for her health.

I have never had to give any of my cats insulin, and I really don't want
to EVER have to.

My vet says Lorelei should weigh about 12 lbs. (5.5 kg) But she weighed
14 lbs. 11 oz. (6.7 kg.) That's a lot of extra weight, even for a fairly
young cat: almost 25% too much.

So I have been gradually decreasing how much food I give her, until I'm
giving her...not enough to keep her happy, all of the time, I'm sorry to
say.

She is such a sweetheart about it. All she does is want to spend more
time in my lap. And I check the clock, so I feed her as close to every
12 hours, as I can.

Sometimes I see her sitting by her food bowl, but she rarely even meows.
She does looks at me with those big blue eyes of hers...and sometimes I
do give her some extra food.

I'm only human, after all.

Usually, even though I only give her a little, she doesn't eat it all
right away.

I wish I could find a toy she likes, so she would get some exercised.

But then, I don't get as much ex cerise as I should either.

diz iza epidimik dat seemzta be gettin wurser anna wurser... lukee we
haznotted sperienzed diz ceptin inna wet fudz katagoree... da hoominz thinkz
dat gushee fudz iz juzta tweet when me anna storrmmmee keeps tellin demsefz
dat iz a main fudz grup. Chester da wet fudz deprifed ingester

Gandalf ingold1234 (at) yahoo (dot) com (Gandalf) wrote in message
...

Effery dai, mai fud bole runs outta fuds!

ai likes tu eet a liddle fud atta tiem. den ai takes a nap, or du
sumfing else bery imprortunt, an den ai eetz a liddle moar

Butted effery dai, mai fud bole runs outa fuds

ai go anna telz mai hoomin dat mai fud bole iz EMTI, butted he neber
lisenz tu myownself

den, just win ai em onna da verj ub starbin tu deth, DEN mai hoomin gibs
me sum fuds...but neber bery much

der USTA alwaiz be fuds in mai fud bole, liek der shud be, butted
lateli, dat izent tru enny moar

ai kneeds sum halp beefoar ai starb tu deth!

~~~~~~~~~~~~ ^..^

lorili, da grai tabbi wid da pritti blu eyez



Human note: When I took Lorelei for a thorough checkup by the vet I like
so much, Lorelei was in excellent shape...except for her shape.

Lorelei is rather...err...round. Sort of spherical, to be exact.

She is very ...fluffy. Enough so that it's bad for her health.

I have never had to give any of my cats insulin, and I really don't want
to EVER have to.

My vet says Lorelei should weigh about 12 lbs. (5.5 kg) But she weighed
14 lbs. 11 oz. (6.7 kg.) That's a lot of extra weight, even for a fairly
young cat: almost 25% too much.

So I have been gradually decreasing how much food I give her, until I'm
giving her...not enough to keep her happy, all of the time, I'm sorry to
say.

She is such a sweetheart about it. All she does is want to spend more
time in my lap. And I check the clock, so I feed her as close to every
12 hours, as I can.

Sometimes I see her sitting by her food bowl, but she rarely even meows.
She does looks at me with those big blue eyes of hers...and sometimes I
do give her some extra food.

I'm only human, after all.

Usually, even though I only give her a little, she doesn't eat it all
right away.

I wish I could find a toy she likes, so she would get some exercised.

But then, I don't get as much ex cerise as I should either.

da kittez at owrz howze haz diskuzzed diz anna we thinkz itsa TEDZ fawlt,
trudi
"Booker" wrote in message
...
Haz der bin talk ov two fluffy? Dey sey ize two fluffy, so ize haz da same
problem dat yu haf. Weze hasta send dem all to bootkamp.

Booker, alwayz hungri, an alwayz wif an emti fud bowl.

On 5/17/2011 1:09 AM, at dot Gandalf wrote:

Effery dai, mai fud bole runs outta fuds!

ai likes tu eet a liddle fud atta tiem. den ai takes a nap, or du
sumfing else bery imprortunt, an den ai eetz a liddle moar

Butted effery dai, mai fud bole runs outa fuds

ai go anna telz mai hoomin dat mai fud bole iz EMTI, butted he neber
lisenz tu myownself

den, just win ai em onna da verj ub starbin tu deth, DEN mai hoomin gibs
me sum fuds...but neber bery much

der USTA alwaiz be fuds in mai fud bole, liek der shud be, butted
lateli, dat izent tru enny moar

ai kneeds sum halp beefoar ai starb tu deth!

~~~~~~~~~~~~^..^

lorili, da grai tabbi wid da pritti blu eyez



Human note: When I took Lorelei for a thorough checkup by the vet I like
so much, Lorelei was in excellent shape...except for her shape.

Lorelei is rather...err...round. Sort of spherical, to be exact.

She is very ...fluffy. Enough so that it's bad for her health.

I have never had to give any of my cats insulin, and I really don't want
to EVER have to.

My vet says Lorelei should weigh about 12 lbs. (5.5 kg) But she weighed
14 lbs. 11 oz. (6.7 kg.) That's a lot of extra weight, even for a fairly
young cat: almost 25% too much.

So I have been gradually decreasing how much food I give her, until I'm
giving her...not enough to keep her happy, all of the time, I'm sorry to
say.

She is such a sweetheart about it. All she does is want to spend more
time in my lap. And I check the clock, so I feed her as close to every
12 hours, as I can.

Sometimes I see her sitting by her food bowl, but she rarely even meows.
She does looks at me with those big blue eyes of hers...and sometimes I
do give her some extra food.

I'm only human, after all.

Usually, even though I only give her a little, she doesn't eat it all
right away.

I wish I could find a toy she likes, so she would get some exercised.

But then, I don't get as much ex cerise as I should either.

Doze TEDz needz to stop innerfeerin in owrown bizniss.

Sundance

"Storrmmee" wrote in message
...
da kittez at owrz howze haz diskuzzed diz anna we thinkz itsa TEDZ fawlt,
trudi
"Booker" wrote in message
...
Haz der bin talk ov two fluffy? Dey sey ize two fluffy, so ize haz da
same problem dat yu haf. Weze hasta send dem all to bootkamp.

Booker, alwayz hungri, an alwayz wif an emti fud bowl.

On 5/17/2011 1:09 AM, at dot Gandalf wrote:

Effery dai, mai fud bole runs outta fuds!

ai likes tu eet a liddle fud atta tiem. den ai takes a nap, or du
sumfing else bery imprortunt, an den ai eetz a liddle moar

Butted effery dai, mai fud bole runs outa fuds

ai go anna telz mai hoomin dat mai fud bole iz EMTI, butted he neber
lisenz tu myownself

den, just win ai em onna da verj ub starbin tu deth, DEN mai hoomin gibs
me sum fuds...but neber bery much

der USTA alwaiz be fuds in mai fud bole, liek der shud be, butted
lateli, dat izent tru enny moar

ai kneeds sum halp beefoar ai starb tu deth!

~~~~~~~~~~~~^..^

lorili, da grai tabbi wid da pritti blu eyez



Human note: When I took Lorelei for a thorough checkup by the vet I like
so much, Lorelei was in excellent shape...except for her shape.

Lorelei is rather...err...round. Sort of spherical, to be exact.

She is very ...fluffy. Enough so that it's bad for her health.

I have never had to give any of my cats insulin, and I really don't want
to EVER have to.

My vet says Lorelei should weigh about 12 lbs. (5.5 kg) But she weighed
14 lbs. 11 oz. (6.7 kg.) That's a lot of extra weight, even for a fairly
young cat: almost 25% too much.

So I have been gradually decreasing how much food I give her, until I'm
giving her...not enough to keep her happy, all of the time, I'm sorry to
say.

She is such a sweetheart about it. All she does is want to spend more
time in my lap. And I check the clock, so I feed her as close to every
12 hours, as I can.

Sometimes I see her sitting by her food bowl, but she rarely even meows.
She does looks at me with those big blue eyes of hers...and sometimes I
do give her some extra food.

I'm only human, after all.

Usually, even though I only give her a little, she doesn't eat it all
right away.

I wish I could find a toy she likes, so she would get some exercised.

But then, I don't get as much ex cerise as I should either.

On Tue, 17 May 2011 13:23:06 -0500, "Storrmmee"
wrote:

diz iza epidimik dat seemzta be gettin wurser anna wurser... lukee we
haznotted sperienzed diz ceptin inna wet fudz katagoree... da hoominz thinkz
dat gushee fudz iz juzta tweet when me anna storrmmmee keeps tellin demsefz
dat iz a main fudz grup. Chester da wet fudz deprifed ingester

ai sur agrees wif u! ai wants moor gushyfuds!

iffen it was up tu myownself, ai wud alwaiz haf gushyfuds!

ai heed mai hooman sai onna da talki mashine fingy sumfing about
'speshul fud' fur myownself, anna dat it kost a lotta tunas tu bai it
fur myownself

but itz just da crunshi fudz dat ai haz eeted befoar

wee needz tu du sumfing tu doze TEDZ what iz tellin da hoominz tu nawt
gib ourownselfs alla da fudz dat we needz

ai finks dat we needz tu getz sum smart kitteh tu deel wif dis problum,
afoar sum kitteh axtuali duz starb tu deth! it haz almost hapined tu
myownself!

da TEDZ r supozed tu bee gud fur ourownselfs, anna fix ourownselfs win
wee iz sik butted day iz triein tu starb ourownselfs tu deth

anna ai stil needs moar gushyfuds, tu!

~~~~~~~~~~~~ ^..^

lorili, da grai tabbi wid da pritti blu eyez

~~~~~~~~~~~~ ^..^


Human note: I'm feeding Lorelei Nutro All Natural Indoor Healthy Weight
formula dry food.

I started feeding it to Kenzie 5 or 6 years ago, when TED told me she
was too...fluffy.

It has really gotten MUCH more expensive, over the past 2 or 3
years...just like food at the grocery store has

But I think it's important to feed the best food I can, to help Lorelei
live a long, healthy life.

That's my plan, anyways. I want to have Lorelei for a long, long time.

I just love her to bits, you know


Gandalf ingold1234 (at) yahoo (dot) com (Gandalf) wrote in message
...

Effery dai, mai fud bole runs outta fuds!

ai likes tu eet a liddle fud atta tiem. den ai takes a nap, or du
sumfing else bery imprortunt, an den ai eetz a liddle moar

Butted effery dai, mai fud bole runs outa fuds

ai go anna telz mai hoomin dat mai fud bole iz EMTI, butted he neber
lisenz tu myownself

den, just win ai em onna da verj ub starbin tu deth, DEN mai hoomin gibs
me sum fuds...but neber bery much

der USTA alwaiz be fuds in mai fud bole, liek der shud be, butted
lateli, dat izent tru enny moar

ai kneeds sum halp beefoar ai starb tu deth!

~~~~~~~~~~~~ ^..^

lorili, da grai tabbi wid da pritti blu eyez



Human note: When I took Lorelei for a thorough checkup by the vet I like
so much, Lorelei was in excellent shape...except for her shape.

Lorelei is rather...err...round. Sort of spherical, to be exact.

She is very ...fluffy. Enough so that it's bad for her health.

I have never had to give any of my cats insulin, and I really don't want
to EVER have to.

My vet says Lorelei should weigh about 12 lbs. (5.5 kg) But she weighed
14 lbs. 11 oz. (6.7 kg.) That's a lot of extra weight, even for a fairly
young cat: almost 25% too much.

So I have been gradually decreasing how much food I give her, until I'm
giving her...not enough to keep her happy, all of the time, I'm sorry to
say.

She is such a sweetheart about it. All she does is want to spend more
time in my lap. And I check the clock, so I feed her as close to every
12 hours, as I can.

Sometimes I see her sitting by her food bowl, but she rarely even meows.
She does looks at me with those big blue eyes of hers...and sometimes I
do give her some extra food.

I'm only human, after all.

Usually, even though I only give her a little, she doesn't eat it all
right away.

I wish I could find a toy she likes, so she would get some exercised.

But then, I don't get as much ex cerise as I should either.

ai finks dat we needz tu getz sum smart kitteh tu deel wif dis problum,
afoar sum kitteh axtuali duz starb tu deth! it haz almost hapined tu
myownself!

da TEDZ r supozed tu bee gud fur ourownselfs, anna fix ourownselfs win
wee iz sik butted day iz triein tu starb ourownselfs tu deth

anna ai stil needs moar gushyfuds, tu!

I agree! We have to do something - like recruit a team of commando
kitties to 'port into TED offices and alter kitty medical records to show
them as having what the silly TEDs consider "proper weight". Or maybe
modify the scales to always register a "proper weight".

It should be illegal for TEDs to try to put kitties on diets. Those of us
who get starved by our humans have to be able to take some kind of action
to protect ourselves! Otherwise those darned TEDs are going to get the
humans to starve us until we're so tiny and undernourished that a strong
breeze could blow us away.

Amelia
the very "gravitationally gifted"

On May 17, 4:09*am, Gandalf ingold1234(at)yahoo(dot)com (Gandalf)
wrote:
Effery dai, mai fud bole runs outta fuds!

ai likes tu eet a liddle fud atta tiem. den ai takes a nap, or du
sumfing else bery imprortunt, an den ai eetz a liddle moar

Butted effery dai, mai fud bole runs outa fuds

ai go anna telz mai hoomin dat mai fud bole iz EMTI, butted he neber
lisenz tu myownself

den, just win ai em onna da verj ub starbin tu deth, DEN mai hoomin gibs
me sum fuds...but neber bery much

der USTA alwaiz be fuds in mai fud bole, liek der shud be, butted
lateli, dat izent tru enny moar

ai kneeds sum halp beefoar ai starb tu deth!

~~~~~~~~~~~~ *^..^

lorili, da grai tabbi wid da pritti blu eyez

Human note: When I took Lorelei for a thorough checkup by the vet I like
so much, Lorelei was in excellent shape...except for her shape.

Lorelei is rather...err...round. Sort of spherical, to be exact.

She is very ...fluffy. Enough so that it's bad for her health.

I have never had to give any of my cats insulin, and I really don't want
to EVER have to.

My vet says Lorelei should weigh about 12 lbs. (5.5 kg) But she weighed
14 lbs. 11 oz. (6.7 kg.) That's a lot of extra weight, even for a fairly
young cat: almost 25% too much.

So I have been gradually decreasing how much food I give her, until I'm
giving her...not enough to keep her happy, all of the time, I'm sorry to
say.

She is such a sweetheart about it. All she does is want to spend more
time in my lap. And I check the clock, so I feed her as close to every
12 hours, as I can.

Sometimes I see her sitting by her food bowl, but she rarely even meows.
She does looks at me with those big blue eyes of hers...and sometimes I
do give her some extra food.

I'm only human, after all.

Usually, even though I only give her a little, she doesn't eat it all
right away.

I wish I could find a toy she likes, so she would get some exercised.

But then, I don't get as much ex cerise as I should either.

Rugby is furry egziting. Da hoomin poots a widdle rug on da couch den
poots a string or cord under da rug wif da ends ob da cord showing den
da hoomin pulls da cord an da kittee twiez tew gwab itted an frowz
hursefl on hur side an wabbit kiks da rug. Den yoo start offur an do
itted agin.
Datz rugby. Wotta egzersyze.
MeOwy, gnot fwuffy.

no kiddin, dey kuld uze da toona dey gifsa ted for stealin MINE blood to get
uses more toyz, tweetz anna nip, OEJ

"Sundance" wrote in message
...
Doze TEDz needz to stop innerfeerin in owrown bizniss.

Sundance

"Storrmmee" wrote in message
...
da kittez at owrz howze haz diskuzzed diz anna we thinkz itsa TEDZ fawlt,
trudi
"Booker" wrote in message
...
Haz der bin talk ov two fluffy? Dey sey ize two fluffy, so ize haz da
same problem dat yu haf. Weze hasta send dem all to bootkamp.

Booker, alwayz hungri, an alwayz wif an emti fud bowl.

On 5/17/2011 1:09 AM, at dot Gandalf wrote:

Effery dai, mai fud bole runs outta fuds!

ai likes tu eet a liddle fud atta tiem. den ai takes a nap, or du
sumfing else bery imprortunt, an den ai eetz a liddle moar

Butted effery dai, mai fud bole runs outa fuds

ai go anna telz mai hoomin dat mai fud bole iz EMTI, butted he neber
lisenz tu myownself

den, just win ai em onna da verj ub starbin tu deth, DEN mai hoomin
gibs
me sum fuds...but neber bery much

der USTA alwaiz be fuds in mai fud bole, liek der shud be, butted
lateli, dat izent tru enny moar

ai kneeds sum halp beefoar ai starb tu deth!

~~~~~~~~~~~~^..^

lorili, da grai tabbi wid da pritti blu eyez



Human note: When I took Lorelei for a thorough checkup by the vet I
like
so much, Lorelei was in excellent shape...except for her shape.

Lorelei is rather...err...round. Sort of spherical, to be exact.

She is very ...fluffy. Enough so that it's bad for her health.

I have never had to give any of my cats insulin, and I really don't
want
to EVER have to.

My vet says Lorelei should weigh about 12 lbs. (5.5 kg) But she weighed
14 lbs. 11 oz. (6.7 kg.) That's a lot of extra weight, even for a
fairly
young cat: almost 25% too much.

So I have been gradually decreasing how much food I give her, until I'm
giving her...not enough to keep her happy, all of the time, I'm sorry
to
say.

She is such a sweetheart about it. All she does is want to spend more
time in my lap. And I check the clock, so I feed her as close to every
12 hours, as I can.

Sometimes I see her sitting by her food bowl, but she rarely even
meows.
She does looks at me with those big blue eyes of hers...and sometimes I
do give her some extra food.

I'm only human, after all.

Usually, even though I only give her a little, she doesn't eat it all
right away.

I wish I could find a toy she likes, so she would get some exercised.

But then, I don't get as much ex cerise as I should either.

tellz urown paw ta luk atta alla opshunz wiffa nutrishunz in mind if himz iz
gonna starf ursef... some fudz furm ted iz purtee gud butt it duz costa lot,
OEJ
Gandalf ingold1234 (at) yahoo (dot) com (Gandalf) wrote in message
...
On Tue, 17 May 2011 13:23:06 -0500, "Storrmmee"
wrote:

diz iza epidimik dat seemzta be gettin wurser anna wurser... lukee we
haznotted sperienzed diz ceptin inna wet fudz katagoree... da hoominz
thinkz
dat gushee fudz iz juzta tweet when me anna storrmmmee keeps tellin
demsefz
dat iz a main fudz grup. Chester da wet fudz deprifed ingester

ai sur agrees wif u! ai wants moor gushyfuds!

iffen it was up tu myownself, ai wud alwaiz haf gushyfuds!

ai heed mai hooman sai onna da talki mashine fingy sumfing about
'speshul fud' fur myownself, anna dat it kost a lotta tunas tu bai it
fur myownself

but itz just da crunshi fudz dat ai haz eeted befoar

wee needz tu du sumfing tu doze TEDZ what iz tellin da hoominz tu nawt
gib ourownselfs alla da fudz dat we needz

ai finks dat we needz tu getz sum smart kitteh tu deel wif dis problum,
afoar sum kitteh axtuali duz starb tu deth! it haz almost hapined tu
myownself!

da TEDZ r supozed tu bee gud fur ourownselfs, anna fix ourownselfs win
wee iz sik butted day iz triein tu starb ourownselfs tu deth

anna ai stil needs moar gushyfuds, tu!

~~~~~~~~~~~~ ^..^

lorili, da grai tabbi wid da pritti blu eyez

~~~~~~~~~~~~ ^..^


Human note: I'm feeding Lorelei Nutro All Natural Indoor Healthy Weight
formula dry food.

I started feeding it to Kenzie 5 or 6 years ago, when TED told me she
was too...fluffy.

It has really gotten MUCH more expensive, over the past 2 or 3
years...just like food at the grocery store has

But I think it's important to feed the best food I can, to help Lorelei
live a long, healthy life.

That's my plan, anyways. I want to have Lorelei for a long, long time.

I just love her to bits, you know


Gandalf ingold1234 (at) yahoo (dot) com (Gandalf) wrote in message
...

Effery dai, mai fud bole runs outta fuds!

ai likes tu eet a liddle fud atta tiem. den ai takes a nap, or du
sumfing else bery imprortunt, an den ai eetz a liddle moar

Butted effery dai, mai fud bole runs outa fuds

ai go anna telz mai hoomin dat mai fud bole iz EMTI, butted he neber
lisenz tu myownself

den, just win ai em onna da verj ub starbin tu deth, DEN mai hoomin gibs
me sum fuds...but neber bery much

der USTA alwaiz be fuds in mai fud bole, liek der shud be, butted
lateli, dat izent tru enny moar

ai kneeds sum halp beefoar ai starb tu deth!

~~~~~~~~~~~~ ^..^

lorili, da grai tabbi wid da pritti blu eyez



Human note: When I took Lorelei for a thorough checkup by the vet I like
so much, Lorelei was in excellent shape...except for her shape.

Lorelei is rather...err...round. Sort of spherical, to be exact.

She is very ...fluffy. Enough so that it's bad for her health.

I have never had to give any of my cats insulin, and I really don't want
to EVER have to.

My vet says Lorelei should weigh about 12 lbs. (5.5 kg) But she weighed
14 lbs. 11 oz. (6.7 kg.) That's a lot of extra weight, even for a fairly
young cat: almost 25% too much.

So I have been gradually decreasing how much food I give her, until I'm
giving her...not enough to keep her happy, all of the time, I'm sorry to
say.

She is such a sweetheart about it. All she does is want to spend more
time in my lap. And I check the clock, so I feed her as close to every
12 hours, as I can.

Sometimes I see her sitting by her food bowl, but she rarely even meows.
She does looks at me with those big blue eyes of hers...and sometimes I
do give her some extra food.

I'm only human, after all.

Usually, even though I only give her a little, she doesn't eat it all
right away.

I wish I could find a toy she likes, so she would get some exercised.

But then, I don't get as much ex cerise as I should either.