halp! mai hooman iz beein meen tu myownself

i izunt sure what we kan du but it needsa be sumfin, Chester, with the ever
growing MH nodding
"Amelia T Cat" wrote in message
...
ai finks dat we needz tu getz sum smart kitteh tu deel wif dis problum,
afoar sum kitteh axtuali duz starb tu deth! it haz almost hapined tu
myownself!

da TEDZ r supozed tu bee gud fur ourownselfs, anna fix ourownselfs win
wee iz sik butted day iz triein tu starb ourownselfs tu deth

anna ai stil needs moar gushyfuds, tu!

I agree! We have to do something - like recruit a team of commando
kitties to 'port into TED offices and alter kitty medical records to show
them as having what the silly TEDs consider "proper weight". Or maybe
modify the scales to always register a "proper weight".

It should be illegal for TEDs to try to put kitties on diets. Those of us
who get starved by our humans have to be able to take some kind of action
to protect ourselves! Otherwise those darned TEDs are going to get the
humans to starve us until we're so tiny and undernourished that a strong
breeze could blow us away.

Amelia
the very "gravitationally gifted"

On Tue, 17 May 2011 08:09:31 GMT, Gandalf ingold1234(at)yahoo(dot)com
(Gandalf) wrote:


Effery dai, mai fud bole runs outta fuds!

ai likes tu eet a liddle fud atta tiem. den ai takes a nap, or du
sumfing else bery imprortunt, an den ai eetz a liddle moar

Butted effery dai, mai fud bole runs outa fuds

ai go anna telz mai hoomin dat mai fud bole iz EMTI, butted he neber
lisenz tu myownself

den, just win ai em onna da verj ub starbin tu deth, DEN mai hoomin gibs
me sum fuds...but neber bery much

der USTA alwaiz be fuds in mai fud bole, liek der shud be, butted
lateli, dat izent tru enny moar

ai kneeds sum halp beefoar ai starb tu deth!

~~~~~~~~~~~~ ^..^

lorili, da grai tabbi wid da pritti blu eyez



Human note: When I took Lorelei for a thorough checkup by the vet I like
so much, Lorelei was in excellent shape...except for her shape.

Lorelei is rather...err...round. Sort of spherical, to be exact.

She is very ...fluffy. Enough so that it's bad for her health.

I have never had to give any of my cats insulin, and I really don't want
to EVER have to.

My vet says Lorelei should weigh about 12 lbs. (5.5 kg) But she weighed
14 lbs. 11 oz. (6.7 kg.) That's a lot of extra weight, even for a fairly
young cat: almost 25% too much.

So I have been gradually decreasing how much food I give her, until I'm
giving her...not enough to keep her happy, all of the time, I'm sorry to
say.

She is such a sweetheart about it. All she does is want to spend more
time in my lap. And I check the clock, so I feed her as close to every
12 hours, as I can.

Sometimes I see her sitting by her food bowl, but she rarely even meows.
She does looks at me with those big blue eyes of hers...and sometimes I
do give her some extra food.

I'm only human, after all.

Usually, even though I only give her a little, she doesn't eat it all
right away.

I wish I could find a toy she likes, so she would get some exercised.

But then, I don't get as much ex cerise as I should either.


hoomins must neffurr neffurr take fudz from kitties! neffurr. hoomins
must giff kitties evffurry fudz they ask for. dis is law.
sekritari of fudz beauty

John Ross Mc Master wrote:
On Tue, 17 May 2011 08:09:31 GMT, Gandalf ingold1234(at)yahoo(dot)com
(Gandalf) wrote:

Effery dai, mai fud bole runs outta fuds!

ai likes tu eet a liddle fud atta tiem. den ai takes a nap, or du
sumfing else bery imprortunt, an den ai eetz a liddle moar

Butted effery dai, mai fud bole runs outa fuds

ai go anna telz mai hoomin dat mai fud bole iz EMTI, butted he neber
lisenz tu myownself

den, just win ai em onna da verj ub starbin tu deth, DEN mai hoomin gibs
me sum fuds...but neber bery much

der USTA alwaiz be fuds in mai fud bole, liek der shud be, butted
lateli, dat izent tru enny moar

ai kneeds sum halp beefoar ai starb tu deth!

~~~~~~~~~~~~ ^..^

lorili, da grai tabbi wid da pritti blu eyez



Human note: When I took Lorelei for a thorough checkup by the vet I like
so much, Lorelei was in excellent shape...except for her shape.

Lorelei is rather...err...round. Sort of spherical, to be exact.

She is very ...fluffy. Enough so that it's bad for her health.

I have never had to give any of my cats insulin, and I really don't want
to EVER have to.

My vet says Lorelei should weigh about 12 lbs. (5.5 kg) But she weighed
14 lbs. 11 oz. (6.7 kg.) That's a lot of extra weight, even for a fairly
young cat: almost 25% too much.

So I have been gradually decreasing how much food I give her, until I'm
giving her...not enough to keep her happy, all of the time, I'm sorry to
say.

She is such a sweetheart about it. All she does is want to spend more
time in my lap. And I check the clock, so I feed her as close to every
12 hours, as I can.

Sometimes I see her sitting by her food bowl, but she rarely even meows.
She does looks at me with those big blue eyes of hers...and sometimes I
do give her some extra food.

I'm only human, after all.

Usually, even though I only give her a little, she doesn't eat it all
right away.

I wish I could find a toy she likes, so she would get some exercised.

But then, I don't get as much ex cerise as I should either.


hoomins must neffurr neffurr take fudz from kitties! neffurr. hoomins
must giff kitties evffurry fudz they ask for. dis is law.
sekritari of fudz beauty



TuTu joynin in thys idea. Wot TuTu wonts, TuTu getz. Afer al, dats wot
kitties ar fur. TuTu

zatlee, Trudi whu aproofez of diz message
"MLB" wrote in message
...
John Ross Mc Master wrote:
On Tue, 17 May 2011 08:09:31 GMT, Gandalf ingold1234(at)yahoo(dot)com
(Gandalf) wrote:

Effery dai, mai fud bole runs outta fuds!

ai likes tu eet a liddle fud atta tiem. den ai takes a nap, or du
sumfing else bery imprortunt, an den ai eetz a liddle moar

Butted effery dai, mai fud bole runs outa fuds
ai go anna telz mai hoomin dat mai fud bole iz EMTI, butted he neber
lisenz tu myownself

den, just win ai em onna da verj ub starbin tu deth, DEN mai hoomin gibs
me sum fuds...but neber bery much

der USTA alwaiz be fuds in mai fud bole, liek der shud be, butted
lateli, dat izent tru enny moar

ai kneeds sum halp beefoar ai starb tu deth!

~~~~~~~~~~~~ ^..^
lorili, da grai tabbi wid da pritti blu eyez



Human note: When I took Lorelei for a thorough checkup by the vet I like
so much, Lorelei was in excellent shape...except for her shape.

Lorelei is rather...err...round. Sort of spherical, to be exact.

She is very ...fluffy. Enough so that it's bad for her health.

I have never had to give any of my cats insulin, and I really don't want
to EVER have to.

My vet says Lorelei should weigh about 12 lbs. (5.5 kg) But she weighed
14 lbs. 11 oz. (6.7 kg.) That's a lot of extra weight, even for a fairly
young cat: almost 25% too much.

So I have been gradually decreasing how much food I give her, until I'm
giving her...not enough to keep her happy, all of the time, I'm sorry to
say.

She is such a sweetheart about it. All she does is want to spend more
time in my lap. And I check the clock, so I feed her as close to every
12 hours, as I can.

Sometimes I see her sitting by her food bowl, but she rarely even meows.
She does looks at me with those big blue eyes of hers...and sometimes I
do give her some extra food.

I'm only human, after all.

Usually, even though I only give her a little, she doesn't eat it all
right away.

I wish I could find a toy she likes, so she would get some exercised.

But then, I don't get as much ex cerise as I should either.


hoomins must neffurr neffurr take fudz from kitties! neffurr. hoomins
must giff kitties evffurry fudz they ask for. dis is law.
sekritari of fudz beauty



TuTu joynin in thys idea. Wot TuTu wonts, TuTu getz. Afer al, dats wot
kitties ar fur. TuTu

On May 17, 9:09*am, Gandalf ingold1234(at)yahoo(dot)com (Gandalf)
wrote:
Effery dai, mai fud bole runs outta fuds!

ai likes tu eet a liddle fud atta tiem. den ai takes a nap, or du
sumfing else bery imprortunt, an den ai eetz a liddle moar

Butted effery dai, mai fud bole runs outa fuds

ai go anna telz mai hoomin dat mai fud bole iz EMTI, butted he neber
lisenz tu myownself

den, just win ai em onna da verj ub starbin tu deth, DEN mai hoomin gibs
me sum fuds...but neber bery much

der USTA alwaiz be fuds in mai fud bole, liek der shud be, butted
lateli, dat izent tru enny moar

ai kneeds sum halp beefoar ai starb tu deth!

~~~~~~~~~~~~ *^..^

lorili, da grai tabbi wid da pritti blu eyez

Human note: When I took Lorelei for a thorough checkup by the vet I like
so much, Lorelei was in excellent shape...except for her shape.

Lorelei is rather...err...round. Sort of spherical, to be exact.

She is very ...fluffy. Enough so that it's bad for her health.

I have never had to give any of my cats insulin, and I really don't want
to EVER have to.

My vet says Lorelei should weigh about 12 lbs. (5.5 kg) But she weighed
14 lbs. 11 oz. (6.7 kg.) That's a lot of extra weight, even for a fairly
young cat: almost 25% too much.

So I have been gradually decreasing how much food I give her, until I'm
giving her...not enough to keep her happy, all of the time, I'm sorry to
say.

She is such a sweetheart about it. All she does is want to spend more
time in my lap. And I check the clock, so I feed her as close to every
12 hours, as I can.

Sometimes I see her sitting by her food bowl, but she rarely even meows.
She does looks at me with those big blue eyes of hers...and sometimes I
do give her some extra food.

I'm only human, after all.

Usually, even though I only give her a little, she doesn't eat it all
right away.

I wish I could find a toy she likes, so she would get some exercised.

But then, I don't get as much ex cerise as I should either.

Terribul! Has yu chekked fur a hole inna fudbole? (Dats wat I tell
Meomie wen she wemarks on da fud purroblum of it awl bein eetin) Onyee
dis mowrnin I had tu show hur a hurk dat wus onna stare n wus
deposited by a sumkat, den wen I wanted more fud, I wus told dat I'd
had enuff....Ise starfin!
I sympurrfise my furrend....wats we gonna do?
Harry, projectile pyookur.

Harry, maybe yoo needz a noo stratajee. Maybe yoo shud tell yurown Meowmie
dat da hurk wuz frum yoo, evin tho it wuz frum da sumkatz. Dat way, she mite
know dat yoo didnt akshooully dijest doze fudz an dat yoo needz sum mor.

Sundance

"rafflescat" wrote in message
...
On May 17, 9:09 am, Gandalf ingold1234(at)yahoo(dot)com (Gandalf)
wrote:
Effery dai, mai fud bole runs outta fuds!

ai likes tu eet a liddle fud atta tiem. den ai takes a nap, or du
sumfing else bery imprortunt, an den ai eetz a liddle moar

Butted effery dai, mai fud bole runs outa fuds

ai go anna telz mai hoomin dat mai fud bole iz EMTI, butted he neber
lisenz tu myownself

den, just win ai em onna da verj ub starbin tu deth, DEN mai hoomin gibs
me sum fuds...but neber bery much

der USTA alwaiz be fuds in mai fud bole, liek der shud be, butted
lateli, dat izent tru enny moar

ai kneeds sum halp beefoar ai starb tu deth!

~~~~~~~~~~~~ ^..^

lorili, da grai tabbi wid da pritti blu eyez

Human note: When I took Lorelei for a thorough checkup by the vet I like
so much, Lorelei was in excellent shape...except for her shape.

Lorelei is rather...err...round. Sort of spherical, to be exact.

She is very ...fluffy. Enough so that it's bad for her health.

I have never had to give any of my cats insulin, and I really don't want
to EVER have to.

My vet says Lorelei should weigh about 12 lbs. (5.5 kg) But she weighed
14 lbs. 11 oz. (6.7 kg.) That's a lot of extra weight, even for a fairly
young cat: almost 25% too much.

So I have been gradually decreasing how much food I give her, until I'm
giving her...not enough to keep her happy, all of the time, I'm sorry to
say.

She is such a sweetheart about it. All she does is want to spend more
time in my lap. And I check the clock, so I feed her as close to every
12 hours, as I can.

Sometimes I see her sitting by her food bowl, but she rarely even meows.
She does looks at me with those big blue eyes of hers...and sometimes I
do give her some extra food.

I'm only human, after all.

Usually, even though I only give her a little, she doesn't eat it all
right away.

I wish I could find a toy she likes, so she would get some exercised.

But then, I don't get as much ex cerise as I should either.

Terribul! Has yu chekked fur a hole inna fudbole? (Dats wat I tell
Meomie wen she wemarks on da fud purroblum of it awl bein eetin) Onyee
dis mowrnin I had tu show hur a hurk dat wus onna stare n wus
deposited by a sumkat, den wen I wanted more fud, I wus told dat I'd
had enuff....Ise starfin!
I sympurrfise my furrend....wats we gonna do?
Harry, projectile pyookur.

On May 17, 4:37*pm, MeOwy wrote:
On May 17, 4:09*am, Gandalf ingold1234(at)yahoo(dot)com (Gandalf)
wrote:





Effery dai, mai fud bole runs outta fuds!

ai likes tu eet a liddle fud atta tiem. den ai takes a nap, or du
sumfing else bery imprortunt, an den ai eetz a liddle moar

Butted effery dai, mai fud bole runs outa fuds

ai go anna telz mai hoomin dat mai fud bole iz EMTI, butted he neber
lisenz tu myownself

den, just win ai em onna da verj ub starbin tu deth, DEN mai hoomin gibs
me sum fuds...but neber bery much

der USTA alwaiz be fuds in mai fud bole, liek der shud be, butted
lateli, dat izent tru enny moar

ai kneeds sum halp beefoar ai starb tu deth!

~~~~~~~~~~~~ *^..^

lorili, da grai tabbi wid da pritti blu eyez

Human note: When I took Lorelei for a thorough checkup by the vet I like
so much, Lorelei was in excellent shape...except for her shape.

Lorelei is rather...err...round. Sort of spherical, to be exact.

She is very ...fluffy. Enough so that it's bad for her health.

I have never had to give any of my cats insulin, and I really don't want
to EVER have to.

My vet says Lorelei should weigh about 12 lbs. (5.5 kg) But she weighed
14 lbs. 11 oz. (6.7 kg.) That's a lot of extra weight, even for a fairly
young cat: almost 25% too much.

So I have been gradually decreasing how much food I give her, until I'm
giving her...not enough to keep her happy, all of the time, I'm sorry to
say.

She is such a sweetheart about it. All she does is want to spend more
time in my lap. And I check the clock, so I feed her as close to every
12 hours, as I can.

Sometimes I see her sitting by her food bowl, but she rarely even meows..
She does looks at me with those big blue eyes of hers...and sometimes I
do give her some extra food.

I'm only human, after all.

Usually, even though I only give her a little, she doesn't eat it all
right away.

I wish I could find a toy she likes, so she would get some exercised.

But then, I don't get as much ex cerise as I should either.

Rugby is furry egziting. *Da hoomin poots a widdle rug on da couch den
poots a string or cord under da rug wif da ends ob da cord showing den
da hoomin pulls da cord an da kittee twiez tew gwab itted an frowz
hursefl on hur side an wabbit kiks da rug. *Den yoo start offur an do
itted agin.
Datz rugby. Wotta egzersyze.


DAT'S ruggleby? I thot ruggleby was a hoomin gam wut I have seed Uncl
Bill play back in Wes Haven. Dey run aroun and nok eech uther down an
waff and waff. Dey waff effen wiff bludz all ober der faces. It wuz
furry skarey an I did GNOT wike itted. Sumtimz dere wuz a ball infolfd
in sum weigh.

--
Sunrise, da PRITTY wun

On May 18, 11:59*am, Will in New Haven
wrote:
On May 17, 4:37*pm, MeOwy wrote:





On May 17, 4:09*am, Gandalf ingold1234(at)yahoo(dot)com (Gandalf)
wrote:

Effery dai, mai fud bole runs outta fuds!

ai likes tu eet a liddle fud atta tiem. den ai takes a nap, or du
sumfing else bery imprortunt, an den ai eetz a liddle moar

Butted effery dai, mai fud bole runs outa fuds

ai go anna telz mai hoomin dat mai fud bole iz EMTI, butted he neber
lisenz tu myownself

den, just win ai em onna da verj ub starbin tu deth, DEN mai hoomin gibs
me sum fuds...but neber bery much

der USTA alwaiz be fuds in mai fud bole, liek der shud be, butted
lateli, dat izent tru enny moar

ai kneeds sum halp beefoar ai starb tu deth!

~~~~~~~~~~~~ *^..^

lorili, da grai tabbi wid da pritti blu eyez

Human note: When I took Lorelei for a thorough checkup by the vet I like
so much, Lorelei was in excellent shape...except for her shape.

Lorelei is rather...err...round. Sort of spherical, to be exact.

She is very ...fluffy. Enough so that it's bad for her health.

I have never had to give any of my cats insulin, and I really don't want
to EVER have to.

My vet says Lorelei should weigh about 12 lbs. (5.5 kg) But she weighed
14 lbs. 11 oz. (6.7 kg.) That's a lot of extra weight, even for a fairly
young cat: almost 25% too much.

So I have been gradually decreasing how much food I give her, until I'm
giving her...not enough to keep her happy, all of the time, I'm sorry to
say.

She is such a sweetheart about it. All she does is want to spend more
time in my lap. And I check the clock, so I feed her as close to every
12 hours, as I can.

Sometimes I see her sitting by her food bowl, but she rarely even meows.
She does looks at me with those big blue eyes of hers...and sometimes I
do give her some extra food.

I'm only human, after all.

Usually, even though I only give her a little, she doesn't eat it all
right away.

I wish I could find a toy she likes, so she would get some exercised.

But then, I don't get as much ex cerise as I should either.

Rugby is furry egziting. *Da hoomin poots a widdle rug on da couch den
poots a string or cord under da rug wif da ends ob da cord showing den
da hoomin pulls da cord an da kittee twiez tew gwab itted an frowz
hursefl on hur side an wabbit kiks da rug. *Den yoo start offur an do
itted agin.
Datz rugby. Wotta egzersyze.

DAT'S ruggleby? I thot ruggleby was a hoomin gam wut I have seed Uncl
Bill play back in Wes Haven. Dey run aroun and nok eech uther down an
waff and waff. Dey waff effen wiff bludz all ober der faces. It wuz
furry skarey an I did GNOT wike itted. Sumtimz dere wuz a ball infolfd
in sum weigh.

--
Sunrise, da PRITTY wun- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

Wew, dere cud be a bawl infolfed ifft wuz pooted unner da rug sew da
kitteez cud pull it outted. Der izznt enny baludd as wong as da
hoomins do gnot git der hands in da weigh.
Dadtz how ai keep mine grrlish figyoor. Awso wunning froo da houss
egzcaping fwum da meowmie wen she twy tew pet minesefl.

Da hoomins pawbly gnot gud enuf atted rugby tew aboyd inchoory.
MeOwy

Oh! How astewt of yu Sundance! Dats wut eye will do........it wusnt a
sumkat...Meomie it wus mee......da sumkat had thu wee akkident offur
the side of da lidder tway doe....notted me....no.

Harry, who has to be fasted til he gets over his bug.




On May 18, 11:14*am, "Sundance" wrote:
Harry, maybe yoo needz a noo stratajee. Maybe yoo shud tell yurown Meowmie
dat da hurk wuz frum yoo, evin tho it wuz frum da sumkatz. Dat way, she mite
know dat yoo didnt akshooully dijest doze fudz an dat yoo needz sum mor.

Sundance

"rafflescat" wrote in message

...
On May 17, 9:09 am, Gandalf ingold1234(at)yahoo(dot)com (Gandalf)
wrote:









Effery dai, mai fud bole runs outta fuds!

ai likes tu eet a liddle fud atta tiem. den ai takes a nap, or du
sumfing else bery imprortunt, an den ai eetz a liddle moar

Butted effery dai, mai fud bole runs outa fuds

ai go anna telz mai hoomin dat mai fud bole iz EMTI, butted he neber
lisenz tu myownself

den, just win ai em onna da verj ub starbin tu deth, DEN mai hoomin gibs
me sum fuds...but neber bery much

der USTA alwaiz be fuds in mai fud bole, liek der shud be, butted
lateli, dat izent tru enny moar

ai kneeds sum halp beefoar ai starb tu deth!

~~~~~~~~~~~~ ^..^

lorili, da grai tabbi wid da pritti blu eyez

Human note: When I took Lorelei for a thorough checkup by the vet I like
so much, Lorelei was in excellent shape...except for her shape.

Lorelei is rather...err...round. Sort of spherical, to be exact.

She is very ...fluffy. Enough so that it's bad for her health.

I have never had to give any of my cats insulin, and I really don't want
to EVER have to.

My vet says Lorelei should weigh about 12 lbs. (5.5 kg) But she weighed
14 lbs. 11 oz. (6.7 kg.) That's a lot of extra weight, even for a fairly
young cat: almost 25% too much.

So I have been gradually decreasing how much food I give her, until I'm
giving her...not enough to keep her happy, all of the time, I'm sorry to
say.

She is such a sweetheart about it. All she does is want to spend more
time in my lap. And I check the clock, so I feed her as close to every
12 hours, as I can.

Sometimes I see her sitting by her food bowl, but she rarely even meows..
She does looks at me with those big blue eyes of hers...and sometimes I
do give her some extra food.

I'm only human, after all.

Usually, even though I only give her a little, she doesn't eat it all
right away.

I wish I could find a toy she likes, so she would get some exercised.

But then, I don't get as much ex cerise as I should either.

Terribul! Has yu chekked fur a hole inna fudbole? (Dats wat I tell
Meomie wen she wemarks on da fud purroblum of it awl bein eetin) Onyee
dis mowrnin I had tu show hur a hurk dat wus onna stare n wus
deposited by a sumkat, den wen I wanted more fud, I wus told dat I'd
had enuff....Ise starfin!
I sympurrfise my furrend....wats we gonna do?
Harry, projectile pyookur.

At diz houze we now haz nu fudz. We izn gettink az muchez az afore. Onlee
O T iz fluffi and we shud not hafta suffer. I iz a small kittie and needz
muchez fud. Willow waitingf for her gushie fudz dat gramby forgot diz nite

"Storrmmee" wrote in message ...

zatlee, Trudi whu aproofez of diz message
"MLB" wrote in message
...
John Ross Mc Master wrote:
On Tue, 17 May 2011 08:09:31 GMT, Gandalf ingold1234(at)yahoo(dot)com
(Gandalf) wrote:

Effery dai, mai fud bole runs outta fuds!

ai likes tu eet a liddle fud atta tiem. den ai takes a nap, or du
sumfing else bery imprortunt, an den ai eetz a liddle moar

Butted effery dai, mai fud bole runs outa fuds
ai go anna telz mai hoomin dat mai fud bole iz EMTI, butted he neber
lisenz tu myownself

den, just win ai em onna da verj ub starbin tu deth, DEN mai hoomin gibs
me sum fuds...but neber bery much

der USTA alwaiz be fuds in mai fud bole, liek der shud be, butted
lateli, dat izent tru enny moar

ai kneeds sum halp beefoar ai starb tu deth!

~~~~~~~~~~~~ ^..^
lorili, da grai tabbi wid da pritti blu eyez



Human note: When I took Lorelei for a thorough checkup by the vet I like
so much, Lorelei was in excellent shape...except for her shape.

Lorelei is rather...err...round. Sort of spherical, to be exact.

She is very ...fluffy. Enough so that it's bad for her health.

I have never had to give any of my cats insulin, and I really don't want
to EVER have to.

My vet says Lorelei should weigh about 12 lbs. (5.5 kg) But she weighed
14 lbs. 11 oz. (6.7 kg.) That's a lot of extra weight, even for a fairly
young cat: almost 25% too much.

So I have been gradually decreasing how much food I give her, until I'm
giving her...not enough to keep her happy, all of the time, I'm sorry to
say.

She is such a sweetheart about it. All she does is want to spend more
time in my lap. And I check the clock, so I feed her as close to every
12 hours, as I can.

Sometimes I see her sitting by her food bowl, but she rarely even meows.
She does looks at me with those big blue eyes of hers...and sometimes I
do give her some extra food.

I'm only human, after all.

Usually, even though I only give her a little, she doesn't eat it all
right away.

I wish I could find a toy she likes, so she would get some exercised.

But then, I don't get as much ex cerise as I should either.


hoomins must neffurr neffurr take fudz from kitties! neffurr. hoomins
must giff kitties evffurry fudz they ask for. dis is law.
sekritari of fudz beauty



TuTu joynin in thys idea. Wot TuTu wonts, TuTu getz. Afer al, dats wot
kitties ar fur. TuTu