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#1
October 12th 11, 01:48 AM
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Powice! Sheriff!
Meow!
Dis iz Cybèle! I was crooly twicked! From mine hide-owt on da shelbes, I watched mine sisfur Oriane get capshured and combed by da hooman while she pwotested. I giggled, knowing dat I was safe! Den, I herd da unmistakable sownd ob Fancy Feets cans clinking, and ran into da kitchen wif mine widdle mouf open. It was a twap! A twick! He gwabbed me and combed me and cweaned mine eyes against mine will! And fooled me! He tooks unfair adbantage ob a poor, hungry kitty! Cawl da sheriff! Oriane: Oh stop complaining, fwuffy butt! You had just had dinner fibe minnits before. If you wasn't such a widdle piggy yoo woodn't hab been cawt! An besides, its gud to wook bootiful an well-gwoomed fur da Jellicle Bawl! -- Purrs, Cybèle & Oriane “I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by little, the cats become its visible soul.” Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963 10/11/2011 8:41:10 PM 
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#2
October 12th 11, 02:10 AM
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Powice! Sheriff!
Da Gramby duz dat clink noize wiff da fudz kan all da timez. You kan bring
da hooman up on charjez when O T and uz takez da gramby tu kourtz after da ball. U hazta be beri karful himselfz iza lawyer. DEat kud be touff. Piglett knowing if der hooman cided to help Gramby da jig wud be up!!!! "The Two Sisters" wrote in message ... Meow! Dis iz Cybèle! I was crooly twicked! From mine hide-owt on da shelbes, I watched mine sisfur Oriane get capshured and combed by da hooman while she pwotested. I giggled, knowing dat I was safe! Den, I herd da unmistakable sownd ob Fancy Feets cans clinking, and ran into da kitchen wif mine widdle mouf open. It was a twap! A twick! He gwabbed me and combed me and cweaned mine eyes against mine will! And fooled me! He tooks unfair adbantage ob a poor, hungry kitty! Cawl da sheriff! Oriane: Oh stop complaining, fwuffy butt! You had just had dinner fibe minnits before. If you wasn't such a widdle piggy yoo woodn't hab been cawt! An besides, its gud to wook bootiful an well-gwoomed fur da Jellicle Bawl! -- Purrs, Cybèle & Oriane “I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by little, the cats become its visible soul.” Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963 10/11/2011 8:41:10 PM
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#3
October 12th 11, 02:23 AM
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Powice! Sheriff!
Yes, hoomins say "Fiss" an "treets" and "Nip, Nip, NIP" wen day are
trikking you. Cybele you will be afenged. Spring, learning. On Tue, 11 Oct 2011 20:10:18 -0500, "Gramby" wrote: Da Gramby duz dat clink noize wiff da fudz kan all da timez. You kan bring da hooman up on charjez when O T and uz takez da gramby tu kourtz after da ball. U hazta be beri karful himselfz iza lawyer. DEat kud be touff. Piglett knowing if der hooman cided to help Gramby da jig wud be up!!!! "The Two Sisters" wrote in message . .. Meow! Dis iz Cyble! I was crooly twicked! From mine hide-owt on da shelbes, I watched mine sisfur Oriane get capshured and combed by da hooman while she pwotested. I giggled, knowing dat I was safe! Den, I herd da unmistakable sownd ob Fancy Feets cans clinking, and ran into da kitchen wif mine widdle mouf open. It was a twap! A twick! He gwabbed me and combed me and cweaned mine eyes against mine will! And fooled me! He tooks unfair adbantage ob a poor, hungry kitty! Cawl da sheriff! Oriane: Oh stop complaining, fwuffy butt! You had just had dinner fibe minnits before. If you wasn't such a widdle piggy yoo woodn't hab been cawt! An besides, its gud to wook bootiful an well-gwoomed fur da Jellicle Bawl!
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#4
October 12th 11, 04:17 AM
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Powice! Sheriff!
da soft iz allatime uzin diz twik onna storrmmee, who kant rezizt kanned
fudz, Trudi, imune to canned fudz "The Two Sisters" wrote in message ... Meow! Dis iz Cyble! I was crooly twicked! From mine hide-owt on da shelbes, I watched mine sisfur Oriane get capshured and combed by da hooman while she pwotested. I giggled, knowing dat I was safe! Den, I herd da unmistakable sownd ob Fancy Feets cans clinking, and ran into da kitchen wif mine widdle mouf open. It was a twap! A twick! He gwabbed me and combed me and cweaned mine eyes against mine will! And fooled me! He tooks unfair adbantage ob a poor, hungry kitty! Cawl da sheriff! Oriane: Oh stop complaining, fwuffy butt! You had just had dinner fibe minnits before. If you wasn't such a widdle piggy yoo woodn't hab been cawt! An besides, its gud to wook bootiful an well-gwoomed fur da Jellicle Bawl! -- Purrs, Cyble & Oriane "I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by little, the cats become its visible soul." Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963 10/11/2011 8:41:10 PM
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#5
October 12th 11, 06:08 AM
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Powice! Sheriff!
Did ya growl an hizz an twy tu bite him?
(nottid dat it wyll hewlp, wunzt he 's gotted ya) -- Pit.nya "The Two Sisters" wrote in message ... Meow! Dis iz Cybèle! I was crooly twicked! From mine hide-owt on da shelbes, I watched mine sisfur Oriane get capshured and combed by da hooman while she pwotested. I giggled, knowing dat I was safe! Den, I herd da unmistakable sownd ob Fancy Feets cans clinking, and ran into da kitchen wif mine widdle mouf open. It was a twap! A twick! He gwabbed me and combed me and cweaned mine eyes against mine will! And fooled me! He tooks unfair adbantage ob a poor, hungry kitty! Cawl da sheriff! Oriane: Oh stop complaining, fwuffy butt! You had just had dinner fibe minnits before. If you wasn't such a widdle piggy yoo woodn't hab been cawt! An besides, its gud to wook bootiful an well-gwoomed fur da Jellicle Bawl! -- Purrs, Cybèle & Oriane “I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by little, the cats become its visible soul.” Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963 10/11/2011 8:41:10 PM
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