Shadow's Song

Cheryl wrote in message ...
If I Only Had ...

... a Meow

(sung to the tune of "If I only had a Brain", Wizard of Oz)

I could walk across the room
Not feeling all this doom
Feelin' very proud
I wouldn't be a'runnin'
Bonnie wouldn't seem so cunnin'
If I only had a meow.


I'd stand up to ev'ry kitty
I'd be all hissy-spitty
In anger or in wow

With the meows I'd be voicin'
I would be rejoicin'
If I only had a meow.


Oh, I could tell you why
Shamrock makes me cry,
I could meow of things I never meowed before
And then I'd sit and meow some more.


I would not be just a nuffin'
My voice all full of snuffin'
My nose all feeling ow.
I would dance and be merry
Life would be a ding-a-berry
If I only had a meow.


ROFL! Brava! Encore!
I couldn't snip any of it. :-)

------
Krista
Who sometimes would gladly donate some of her kitties' meows (or
screeches, bellows, and yowls)

Cheryl wrote:

I think you're right about being a different mechanism because
Shadow purrs so loud he can be heard by people I'm on the phone
with if he's sitting next to me.

Awwww!

If Roxy comes near me purring while I'm on the phone, I sometimes
try to get her to exhale directly into the mouthpiece so the other
person can hear it. She isn't loud at a distance, but when the purr
is amplified by the phone, it's very audible. The other person
always says she sounds like a horse doing that bronx cheer thing.

Joyce

Cheryl wrote:

I think you're right about being a different mechanism because
Shadow purrs so loud he can be heard by people I'm on the phone
with if he's sitting next to me.

Awwww!

If Roxy comes near me purring while I'm on the phone, I sometimes
try to get her to exhale directly into the mouthpiece so the other
person can hear it. She isn't loud at a distance, but when the purr
is amplified by the phone, it's very audible. The other person
always says she sounds like a horse doing that bronx cheer thing.

Joyce

On Tue, 06 Apr 2004 22:28:43 -0500, Cheryl
wrote:

If I Only Had ...

... a Meow

(sung to the tune of "If I only had a Brain", Wizard of Oz)

I could walk across the room
Not feeling all this doom
Feelin' very proud
I wouldn't be a'runnin'
Bonnie wouldn't seem so cunnin'
If I only had a meow.


I'd stand up to ev'ry kitty
I'd be all hissy-spitty
In anger or in wow

With the meows I'd be voicin'
I would be rejoicin'
If I only had a meow.


Oh, I could tell you why
Shamrock makes me cry,
I could meow of things I never meowed before
And then I'd sit and meow some more.


I would not be just a nuffin'
My voice all full of snuffin'
My nose all feeling ow.
I would dance and be merry
Life would be a ding-a-berry
If I only had a meow.

(couldn't snip the lovely performance,...)

Apaws! Apaws!! Xena and Callisto

On Tue, 06 Apr 2004 22:28:43 -0500, Cheryl
wrote:

If I Only Had ...

... a Meow

(sung to the tune of "If I only had a Brain", Wizard of Oz)

I could walk across the room
Not feeling all this doom
Feelin' very proud
I wouldn't be a'runnin'
Bonnie wouldn't seem so cunnin'
If I only had a meow.


I'd stand up to ev'ry kitty
I'd be all hissy-spitty
In anger or in wow

With the meows I'd be voicin'
I would be rejoicin'
If I only had a meow.


Oh, I could tell you why
Shamrock makes me cry,
I could meow of things I never meowed before
And then I'd sit and meow some more.


I would not be just a nuffin'
My voice all full of snuffin'
My nose all feeling ow.
I would dance and be merry
Life would be a ding-a-berry
If I only had a meow.

(couldn't snip the lovely performance,...)

Apaws! Apaws!! Xena and Callisto