Kant win!

Meomie got this fing bout myne clawz - she lykes cuttin them off. Butted
she cudnt find thu cat claw clipperz - they haz myseriyously disappeered!

Thiz mornin, Memoie sed 'Sam, I iz tired uv yur clawz hookin on
effuryfing yu walks on. I iz tired uv puttin stikytape onna luvseet
bekus yu iz skratchin it.' An she got thu hoomin clawclippers an cut
alla pointybits off!!!

She duznt du this tu Cinnamon. Itz notted fayre.

Sam

(Don't tell Sam, but Cinnamon fights back a lot more! Sam's a very
laidback cat, mostly!)

Cheryl

awl 4 uff usses git owr klawz clipped n wiff da hoomin fingy n et duzznt
hurt but Pipps is da une hoo sez bad wurdz n tryz tew fite et, but den we
git nip) Mosey


Meomie got this fing bout myne clawz - she lykes cuttin them off. Butted
she cudnt find thu cat claw clipperz - they haz myseriyously disappeered!

Thiz mornin, Memoie sed 'Sam, I iz tired uv yur clawz hookin on effuryfing
yu walks on. I iz tired uv puttin stikytape onna luvseet bekus yu iz
skratchin it.' An she got thu hoomin clawclippers an cut alla pointybits
off!!!

She duznt du this tu Cinnamon. Itz notted fayre.

Sam

(Don't tell Sam, but Cinnamon fights back a lot more! Sam's a very
laidback cat, mostly!)

Cheryl

Try trimming Willow's points. She is like a tornado in a teacup. Goes
everywhere but where you want.


"Cheryl P." wrote in message
...
Meomie got this fing bout myne clawz - she lykes cuttin them off. Butted
she cudnt find thu cat claw clipperz - they haz myseriyously disappeered!

Thiz mornin, Memoie sed 'Sam, I iz tired uv yur clawz hookin on effuryfing
yu walks on. I iz tired uv puttin stikytape onna luvseet bekus yu iz
skratchin it.' An she got thu hoomin clawclippers an cut alla pointybits
off!!!

She duznt du this tu Cinnamon. Itz notted fayre.

Sam

(Don't tell Sam, but Cinnamon fights back a lot more! Sam's a very
laidback cat, mostly!)

Cheryl

On Aug 28, 5:54*am, "Cheryl P." wrote:
Meomie got this fing bout myne clawz - she lykes cuttin them off. Butted
she cudnt find thu cat claw clipperz - they haz myseriyously disappeered!

Thiz mornin, Memoie sed 'Sam, I iz tired uv yur clawz hookin on
effuryfing yu walks on. I iz tired uv puttin stikytape onna luvseet
bekus yu iz skratchin it.' An she got thu hoomin clawclippers an cut
alla pointybits off!!!

She duznt du this tu Cinnamon. Itz notted fayre.

Sam

(Don't tell Sam, but Cinnamon fights back a lot more! Sam's a very
laidback cat, mostly!)

Cheryl

Deer Sam, how wud yoo wike to be a gwoom in our winking?
(Meowy finking dis wud cheer himseff up an furgeddaboutted beeng
unfurrly tweeted.)
It gonna be onna Sunday Septemfur 12.
MeOwy, hoo wud furry much apweesheeate yoo dooing dat.

Meomie got this fing bout myne clawz - she lykes cuttin them off. Butted
she cudnt find thu cat claw clipperz - they haz myseriyously disappeered!

Thiz mornin, Memoie sed 'Sam, I iz tired uv yur clawz hookin on
effuryfing yu walks on. I iz tired uv puttin stikytape onna luvseet
bekus yu iz skratchin it.' An she got thu hoomin clawclippers an cut
alla pointybits off!!!

She duznt du this tu Cinnamon. Itz notted fayre.

Sam

(Don't tell Sam, but Cinnamon fights back a lot more! Sam's a very
laidback cat, mostly!)

Cheryl

Deer Sam, how wud yoo wike to be a gwoom in our winking?
(Meowy finking dis wud cheer himseff up an furgeddaboutted beeng
unfurrly tweeted.)
It gonna be onna Sunday Septemfur 12.
MeOwy, hoo wud furry much apweesheeate yoo dooing dat.


ai hoap yew meen gwoomskitty az AI m da unly gwoom...waffs.
Hay, den we'll hab 2 Samz in owr winking Sammy Roadcat n diz Sam...kewl.
*nosepoink*
Mosey

Meomie got this fing bout myne clawz - she lykes cuttin them off. Butted
she cudnt find thu cat claw clipperz - they haz myseriyously
disappeered!

Thiz mornin, Memoie sed 'Sam, I iz tired uv yur clawz hookin on
effuryfing yu walks on. I iz tired uv puttin stikytape onna luvseet
bekus yu iz skratchin it.' An she got thu hoomin clawclippers an cut
alla pointybits off!!!

She duznt du this tu Cinnamon. Itz notted fayre.

Sam

(Don't tell Sam, but Cinnamon fights back a lot more! Sam's a very
laidback cat, mostly!)

Cheryl

Deer Sam, how wud yoo wike to be a gwoom in our winking?
(Meowy finking dis wud cheer himseff up an furgeddaboutted beeng
unfurrly tweeted.)
It gonna be onna Sunday Septemfur 12.
MeOwy, hoo wud furry much apweesheeate yoo dooing dat.


ai hoap yew meen gwoomskitty az AI m da unly gwoom...waffs.
Hay, den we'll hab 2 Samz in owr winking Sammy Redcat n diz Sam...kewl.
*nosepoink*
Mosey

Sawry, ai tiped rong, ai ment Sammy Redcat...duuuuuuuuuuuh...mrrrrrrrrrrrt
on meeeeeee
ai fyxed et tho. sawry bowt dat Sammy Redcat...furgib myowndumself?
Mosey
Mosey

MeOwy wrote:
On Aug 28, 5:54 am, "Cheryl P." wrote:
Meomie got this fing bout myne clawz - she lykes cuttin them off. Butted
she cudnt find thu cat claw clipperz - they haz myseriyously disappeered!

Thiz mornin, Memoie sed 'Sam, I iz tired uv yur clawz hookin on
effuryfing yu walks on. I iz tired uv puttin stikytape onna luvseet
bekus yu iz skratchin it.' An she got thu hoomin clawclippers an cut
alla pointybits off!!!

She duznt du this tu Cinnamon. Itz notted fayre.

Sam

(Don't tell Sam, but Cinnamon fights back a lot more! Sam's a very
laidback cat, mostly!)

Cheryl

Deer Sam, how wud yoo wike to be a gwoom in our winking?
(Meowy finking dis wud cheer himseff up an furgeddaboutted beeng
unfurrly tweeted.)
It gonna be onna Sunday Septemfur 12.
MeOwy, hoo wud furry much apweesheeate yoo dooing dat.

I wud be furry honured.

--
Sam

On Aug 28, 4:13*pm, "Granby" wrote:
Try trimming Willow's points. *She is like a tornado in a teacup. *Goes
everywhere but where you want.

Nods approvingly, takes a slurp from the waddder bole Yep, datd da
weigh too do itted. We gotted points on ar hoofies for a REESUM an
deigh shud onwee be worn aeigh slolee. I wike to keep mine trim on
Uncl Bill's boo jeans. He makes sutsh funny gnoises wen I doo dat.

--
Missy, hisser at hoomins

On Aug 29, 3:58*am, "Cheryl P." wrote:
MeOwy wrote:
On Aug 28, 5:54 am, "Cheryl P." wrote:
Meomie got this fing bout myne clawz - she lykes cuttin them off. Butted
she cudnt find thu cat claw clipperz - they haz myseriyously disappeered!

Thiz mornin, Memoie sed 'Sam, I iz tired uv yur clawz hookin on
effuryfing yu walks on. I iz tired uv puttin stikytape onna luvseet
bekus yu iz skratchin it.' An she got thu hoomin clawclippers an cut
alla pointybits off!!!

She duznt du this tu Cinnamon. Itz notted fayre.

Sam

(Don't tell Sam, but Cinnamon fights back a lot more! Sam's a very
laidback cat, mostly!)

Cheryl

Deer Sam, how wud yoo wike to be a gwoom in our winking?
(Meowy finking dis wud cheer himseff up an furgeddaboutted beeng
unfurrly tweeted.)
It gonna be onna Sunday Septemfur 12.
MeOwy, hoo wud furry much apweesheeate yoo dooing dat.

I wud be furry honured.

--
Sam- Hide quoted text -

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Fangyu furry much Sam. It wil be wotz ob fun.
Meowy, awl purrz

Datz like my meowmie when I uze her jeenz, onlee she singz to me:
ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow!

Sundance

"Will in New Haven" wrote in message
...
On Aug 28, 4:13 pm, "Granby" wrote:
Try trimming Willow's points. She is like a tornado in a teacup. Goes
everywhere but where you want.

Nods approvingly, takes a slurp from the waddder bole Yep, datd da
weigh too do itted. We gotted points on ar hoofies for a REESUM an
deigh shud onwee be worn aeigh slolee. I wike to keep mine trim on
Uncl Bill's boo jeans. He makes sutsh funny gnoises wen I doo dat.

--
Missy, hisser at hoomins