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Old April 7th 04, 06:48 PM
Exocat
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Default Awful joke for Easter

Q: What do you get if you pour boiling water down a rabbit-hole?

A: Hot cross bunnies


Seasonal best wishes from

Gordon (now hiding in a hole deeper than a bunny's)
Bandit (who's as cuddly as a bunny)
Pericles (who likes eating bunny)
Snowball (softer & fluffier than a bunny)

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Old April 7th 04, 07:14 PM
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Groan! I love it, and will pass it on to other newsgroups.

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Joy

Life is what happens to you while you are planning to do something else.


"Exocat" wrote in message
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Q: What do you get if you pour boiling water down a rabbit-hole?

A: Hot cross bunnies


Seasonal best wishes from

Gordon (now hiding in a hole deeper than a bunny's)
Bandit (who's as cuddly as a bunny)
Pericles (who likes eating bunny)
Snowball (softer & fluffier than a bunny)

--
Feline family viewable at:
http://community.webshots.com/user/exocat




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Old April 7th 04, 07:14 PM
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Groan! I love it, and will pass it on to other newsgroups.

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Joy

Life is what happens to you while you are planning to do something else.


"Exocat" wrote in message
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Q: What do you get if you pour boiling water down a rabbit-hole?

A: Hot cross bunnies


Seasonal best wishes from

Gordon (now hiding in a hole deeper than a bunny's)
Bandit (who's as cuddly as a bunny)
Pericles (who likes eating bunny)
Snowball (softer & fluffier than a bunny)

--
Feline family viewable at:
http://community.webshots.com/user/exocat




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Old April 8th 04, 12:58 AM
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On Wed, 7 Apr 2004 18:48:31 +0100, "Exocat"
yodeled:

Q: What do you get if you pour boiling water down a rabbit-hole?

A: Hot cross bunnies



Q: What do you get when you drop a Steinway grand piano down a mine
shaft?

A: A flat miner. :P



Theresa
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Single-mindedness is all very well in cows or baboons; in an animal
claiming to belong to the same species as Shakespeare it is simply disgraceful.
(Aldous Huxley)
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Old April 8th 04, 12:58 AM
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On Wed, 7 Apr 2004 18:48:31 +0100, "Exocat"
yodeled:

Q: What do you get if you pour boiling water down a rabbit-hole?

A: Hot cross bunnies



Q: What do you get when you drop a Steinway grand piano down a mine
shaft?

A: A flat miner. :P



Theresa
alt.tv.frasier FAQ: http://www.im-listening.net/FAQ/

Single-mindedness is all very well in cows or baboons; in an animal
claiming to belong to the same species as Shakespeare it is simply disgraceful.
(Aldous Huxley)
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Old April 9th 04, 12:02 AM
Denise Clere
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groan
"Exocat" wrote in message
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Q: What do you get if you pour boiling water down a rabbit-hole?

A: Hot cross bunnies


Seasonal best wishes from

Gordon (now hiding in a hole deeper than a bunny's)
Bandit (who's as cuddly as a bunny)
Pericles (who likes eating bunny)
Snowball (softer & fluffier than a bunny)

--
Feline family viewable at:
http://community.webshots.com/user/exocat





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Old April 9th 04, 12:02 AM
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groan
"Exocat" wrote in message
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Q: What do you get if you pour boiling water down a rabbit-hole?

A: Hot cross bunnies


Seasonal best wishes from

Gordon (now hiding in a hole deeper than a bunny's)
Bandit (who's as cuddly as a bunny)
Pericles (who likes eating bunny)
Snowball (softer & fluffier than a bunny)

--
Feline family viewable at:
http://community.webshots.com/user/exocat





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Old April 9th 04, 04:01 AM
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"Exocat" wrote
Q: What do you get if you pour boiling water down a rabbit-hole?

A: Hot cross bunnies


Seasonal best wishes from

Gordon (now hiding in a hole deeper than a bunny's)
Bandit (who's as cuddly as a bunny)
Pericles (who likes eating bunny)
Snowball (softer & fluffier than a bunny)


groaann Happy Easter to all of you, too!

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Old April 9th 04, 04:01 AM
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"Exocat" wrote
Q: What do you get if you pour boiling water down a rabbit-hole?

A: Hot cross bunnies


Seasonal best wishes from

Gordon (now hiding in a hole deeper than a bunny's)
Bandit (who's as cuddly as a bunny)
Pericles (who likes eating bunny)
Snowball (softer & fluffier than a bunny)


groaann Happy Easter to all of you, too!

--
Marina, Frank and Nikki
Email marina (dot) kurten (at) pp (dot) inet (dot) fi
Pics at http://uk.f1.pg.photos.yahoo.com/frankiennikki
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Old April 9th 04, 12:08 PM
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Exocat wrote:
Q: What do you get if you pour boiling water down a rabbit-hole?

A: Hot cross bunnies

Yes you're right, that was awful.
Happy Easter.
--
Adrian (Owned by Snoopy, Milo & Bagheera)
A house is not a home, without a cat.


 




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