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Duck Food
and read, and read, and read and then retell you the rest of the trip.
"Sherry" wrote in message ... On May 31, 12:51 pm, "Jofirey" wrote: "Yowie" wrote in message ... Just struck me as hilariously funny: Duck Food One day while I was working in my office, this duck just comes waddlin' in. He looks around for a while and then jumps onto my desk and asks me, "Hey, do you got any duck food?" I said, "No, now get outa here." So he jumps back onto the floor and waddles out of my office. The next day the same duck comes back, looks around, and jumps on my desk. "Hey, do you have any duck food?" he asks again. "No, now get outa here or I'll nail your feet to the floor." "Oh, okay," he says and waddles out. But the next day the duck comes waddling in and jumps on my desk and asks, "You got any nails?" "No," I answered. "Good! You got any duck food?" And you are officially ready for when Cary starts fourth grade. Jo- Hide quoted text - She absolutely is. My advice to any mother of any 4-th grader is to never buy a bag of Laffy Taffy while on a long car trip. (for those that don't know, that's little squares of taffy with unbelievably stupid jokes printed on the wrapper. Jokes that fourth-graders find hilarious and love to read aloud) Sherry |
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