Cat off the Table?

"Steve B"

this comes from asshole that admits he is an animal abuser

Grew up and get some therapy you twit

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"Steve B"

this comes from asshole that admits he is an animal abuser

Grew up and get some therapy you twit

You have been added to the plonk list



Good. Glad I never came to dinner at your house. People who let their cats
roam on the counter and tables aren't my kind of people.

Steve

Oh, I forgot. You won't see this.

Steve B wrote:


It doesn't matter to me when the cat gets on the table. After using the
kitty box, after eating a cockroach, or after licking its anal glands. In
my house, cats NEVER get on the table, so there's no problem like at your
house.

There aren't any cockroaches in MY house for them to eat -
and apparently my cats are more fastidious than yours.
(Figures.) Cats on the table have never BEEN a "problem" at
"my house" - my cats have seldom shown much interest in
getting on the table! They get their full share of
attention outside of meal times, and their own dishes always
contain food, if they decide they're hungry.

Cats on the table are disgusting, and people who let them get on the
table are mannerless and slobs.

P-L-O-N-K

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On Fri, 14 Apr 2006 18:53:16 -0700, "EvelynVogtGamble(Divamanque)"
wrote:



Steve B wrote:


It doesn't matter to me when the cat gets on the table. After using the
kitty box, after eating a cockroach, or after licking its anal glands. In
my house, cats NEVER get on the table, so there's no problem like at your
house.

There aren't any cockroaches in MY house for them to eat -
and apparently my cats are more fastidious than yours.
(Figures.) Cats on the table have never BEEN a "problem" at
"my house" - my cats have seldom shown much interest in
getting on the table! They get their full share of
attention outside of meal times, and their own dishes always
contain food, if they decide they're hungry.

Cats on the table are disgusting, and people who let them get on the
table are mannerless and slobs.

P-L-O-N-K

I used to know someone who always fed his cat on the table. This was
because he also had 2 dogs, and the dogs would eat the cat's food if
it was on the floor. I never saw the cat get on the table except at
feeding time.

--
Mark Lloyd
http://notstupid.laughingsquid.com

"Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what
to have for lunch. Liberty is a well armed lamb
contesting the vote." - Benjamin Franklin

"EvelynVogtGamble(Divamanque)" wrote in message
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Steve B wrote:


It doesn't matter to me when the cat gets on the table. After using the
kitty box, after eating a cockroach, or after licking its anal glands.
In my house, cats NEVER get on the table, so there's no problem like at
your house.

There aren't any cockroaches in MY house for them to eat - and apparently
my cats are more fastidious than yours. (Figures.) Cats on the table have
never BEEN a "problem" at "my house" - my cats have seldom shown much
interest in getting on the table! They get their full share of attention
outside of meal times, and their own dishes always contain food, if they
decide they're hungry.

Cats on the table are disgusting, and people who let them get on the
table are mannerless and slobs.

P-L-O-N-K

--

If you don't see a problem with cats on a table, you probably wear dirty
underwear.

Steve

"EvelynVogtGamble(Divamanque)" wrote in message
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Steve B wrote:

"Matthew AKA NMR" wrote in message
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"Steve B"

this comes from asshole that admits he is an animal abuser

Grew up and get some therapy you twit

You have been added to the plonk list




Good. Glad I never came to dinner at your house. People who let their
cats roam on the counter and tables aren't my kind of people.

Judging from your posts here so far, I doubt whether anyone in this
newsgroup is particularly crushed to learn that!



Steve

Learn what?

STeve

On Fri, 14 Apr 2006 22:37:41 -0500, Mark Lloyd
wrote:

I used to know someone who always fed his cat on the table. This was
because he also had 2 dogs, and the dogs would eat the cat's food if
it was on the floor. I never saw the cat get on the table except at
feeding time.

My solution to the dog problem will happify Steve: I don't feed my
cats on any tables, but rather on the servant stairs, with a baby gate
at the bottom of the steps and a chain on the door at the top, left
ajar with one of those foam things to prevent fingers from being
smashed, so the dogs can't get to the food. In my previous house, I
just had a chain on the basement door and left it ajar for the cats to
go down to the landing, where their food dishes were kept. Both
solutions worked great.