[OT] Duck Food

and read, and read, and read and then retell you the rest of the trip.
"Sherry" wrote in message
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On May 31, 12:51 pm, "Jofirey" wrote:
"Yowie" wrote in message

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Just struck me as hilariously funny:

Duck Food

One day while I was working in my office, this
duck just
comes waddlin' in. He looks around for a while
and then
jumps onto my desk and asks me, "Hey, do you got
any duck food?"

I said, "No, now get outa here." So he jumps back
onto the
floor and waddles out of my office.

The next day the same duck comes back, looks
around, and
jumps on my desk. "Hey, do you have any duck
food?" he asks again.

"No, now get outa here or I'll nail your feet to
the floor."

"Oh, okay," he says and waddles out.

But the next day the duck comes waddling in and
jumps on my
desk and asks, "You got any nails?"

"No," I answered.

"Good! You got any duck food?"

And you are officially ready for when Cary starts fourth grade.

Jo- Hide quoted text -

She absolutely is. My advice to any mother of any 4-th grader is to
never
buy a bag of Laffy Taffy while on a long car trip. (for those that
don't know,
that's little squares of taffy with unbelievably stupid jokes printed
on the
wrapper. Jokes that fourth-graders find hilarious and love to read
aloud)

Sherry