A Pawty Inbitatashun

On Fri, 4 Jun 2010 19:23:14 -0400, Mme. Anaïs
^..^'s little, agile paws typed:

Meow Kitties!

How iz efurrywon tonight! Happy Purrday,
Sundance!

[they wave at everyone]

[A 'porter twinklels,and a rotund, grey
Chartreaux steps out, folloed by helpers with four
crates. on tw are painted "huitres de Bretagne"
and on two larger ones "Domaine de Chat Lunatique"
"Fine Champagne, Rheims"]

Ahh, Bonjour, chatons!

How eez awl ob mine freends?

[he directs the helpers to open the oysters, and
give them to Hiro-san, who with his assistant,
begin shucking them and putting them on plates]

[With a flourish, he opens a few bottles of
champagne, and with the help of wait-kitties pours
it into flutes that he passes around]

Ahhh, champagne and oystrez! Fit fur kings! Zo,
kitties, a toast:

He raises his glass: "Here's to: a full belly; a
heavy purse; and a light heart!!" "Health and
happieness to efurry kitty!!!"

[He drains his glass] Now for zee fudz! M'sieu
Hiro! A spider-roll for minesellf, some ikura
sooshi for M. Sundance, and lopster rolls for zee
birfday/annifursary kupple!

Who weel joine me in anufer glass ov zees
champagne and sum sooshiez??????

--
à bientôt,

Jacques

On Fri, 04 Jun 2010 16:31:07 -0700, John Ross Mc
Master's little, agile paws typed:

hapi purrday and hirosan pleez pas the teka maki.
beauty

And sum teka-makiz fur Beauty! Weel yoo joyne me
in a glass ob nip-shampayne????

--
à bientôt,

Jacques

On Fri, 4 Jun 2010 19:40:32 -0400, Inspector Jacques Chat-Clouseau
wrote:

On Fri, 04 Jun 2010 16:31:07 -0700, John Ross Mc
Master's little, agile paws typed:

hapi purrday and hirosan pleez pas the teka maki.
beauty

And sum teka-makiz fur Beauty! Weel yoo joyne me
in a glass ob nip-shampayne????


shampaine is a fudz so i must eet it too, like solid fudz. 3 important
daze in a ro! tomorrpw i has uni.
beauty


NIP!! Yes, count me in .
Cinder

Willow walks in the door and looks around. Diz plaze is bootifulz, I neffer
saw annyfink like itself bfore. All dem nize plazes to sitz and eatz and
dat loffley man wiff dat axzent, now diz iz spezial. She climbs on a stool
not having any idea what she wants to eat first.

"John Ross Mc Master" wrote in message
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On Fri, 4 Jun 2010 19:40:32 -0400, Inspector Jacques Chat-Clouseau
wrote:

On Fri, 04 Jun 2010 16:31:07 -0700, John Ross Mc
Master's little, agile paws typed:

hapi purrday and hirosan pleez pas the teka maki.
beauty

And sum teka-makiz fur Beauty! Weel yoo joyne me
in a glass ob nip-shampayne????


shampaine is a fudz so i must eet it too, like solid fudz. 3 important
daze in a ro! tomorrpw i has uni.
beauty


NIP!! Yes, count me in .
Cinder

*gulpz *
Mosey paws Willow uh saayfe cloff fur hur lethur owtfyt..
dat iz da gudgud nip, innit? MoseyO

Willow sitting near Sunrise spills a entire glass of nip wine on her new
leather outfit. Did I aktualiee hear Missy offer ta let sumone else
drife. Maybee I shud lay off da nip, it mustz be gettingk to mine brain.

may i skort ursef missee to diz here pawtee alzo? MH, happily munchin in

munches and swallows Ob KORS. Dew yoo wanna drife?
Sunrise, conversing with friends nearby, falls over

--
Will in New Haven

ai kan rent uh long lim0porter n let sumune les dribe?? *shrug* Mosey

well i kan drife it, butted ta be homezt, lettin hersef drife is sorta
like gowin onna roller kozter wifout hafin ta go to da themem purk...

goez bak ta misee, howzsabowt ifin i drifez yourown red jeep thingy? MH

O T motions for MH to come to where he is for a short chat. Lookz man u
driff that jeepy fingy or da ladiee cats in diz grup will beatz up on u.
Dat iza big step for herself ta let any ofther cat drife. Dat iz shortz
of a mirakle.
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
we can port ofur der or ursef kan driffa red jeep thingy, i thinkz ursef
iza gud drifer, MH
"Will in New Haven" wrote in message
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On Jun 2, 8:32 pm, "Stormmee" wrote:
may i skort ursef missee to diz here pawtee alzo? MH, happily munchin
in

munches and swallows Ob KORS. Dew yoo wanna drife?
Sunrise, conversing with friends nearby, falls over

--
Will in New Haven

ett sashimi but axe hiro san to leave owt da ryss.
beauty


On Fri, 4 Jun 2010 20:08:20 -0500, "Granby" wrote:

Willow walks in the door and looks around. Diz plaze is bootifulz, I neffer
saw annyfink like itself bfore. All dem nize plazes to sitz and eatz and
dat loffley man wiff dat axzent, now diz iz spezial. She climbs on a stool
not having any idea what she wants to eat first.

"John Ross Mc Master" wrote in message
.. .
On Fri, 4 Jun 2010 19:40:32 -0400, Inspector Jacques Chat-Clouseau
wrote:

On Fri, 04 Jun 2010 16:31:07 -0700, John Ross Mc
Master's little, agile paws typed:

hapi purrday and hirosan pleez pas the teka maki.
beauty

And sum teka-makiz fur Beauty! Weel yoo joyne me
in a glass ob nip-shampayne????


shampaine is a fudz so i must eet it too, like solid fudz. 3 important
daze in a ro! tomorrpw i has uni.
beauty


NIP!! Yes, count me in .
Cinder

On Fri, 4 Jun 2010 19:40:32 -0400, Inspector Jacques Chat-Clouseau


On Fri, 04 Jun 2010 16:31:07 -0700, John Ross Mc
Master's little, agile paws typed:

hapi purrday and hirosan pleez pas the teka maki.
beauty

And sum teka-makiz fur Beauty! Weel yoo joyne me
in a glass ob nip-shampayne????


shampaine is a fudz so i must eet it too, like solid fudz. 3 important
daze in a ro! tomorrpw i has uni.

beauty

Mosey fuzzes in
...yeUP, yer smart ... grapez iz fudz.

NIP!! Yes, count me in .
Cinder


here ya go......paws Cinder a cannister filled with hoamgroan nip.
Mosey fuzzes out and goes back to pick up MeOwy

Fangu Beauty I willz ask himself for dat.
"John Ross Mc Master" wrote in message
...
ett sashimi but axe hiro san to leave owt da ryss.
beauty


On Fri, 4 Jun 2010 20:08:20 -0500, "Granby" wrote:

Willow walks in the door and looks around. Diz plaze is bootifulz, I
neffer
saw annyfink like itself bfore. All dem nize plazes to sitz and eatz and
dat loffley man wiff dat axzent, now diz iz spezial. She climbs on a
stool
not having any idea what she wants to eat first.

"John Ross Mc Master" wrote in message
. ..
On Fri, 4 Jun 2010 19:40:32 -0400, Inspector Jacques Chat-Clouseau
wrote:

On Fri, 04 Jun 2010 16:31:07 -0700, John Ross Mc
Master's little, agile paws typed:

hapi purrday and hirosan pleez pas the teka maki.
beauty

And sum teka-makiz fur Beauty! Weel yoo joyne me
in a glass ob nip-shampayne????


shampaine is a fudz so i must eet it too, like solid fudz. 3 important
daze in a ro! tomorrpw i has uni.
beauty


NIP!! Yes, count me in .
Cinder

Meow Kitties!

* * * * How iz efurrywon tonight!

* * * * [they wave at everyone]

The teleporter twinkles, wrinkles, and shines, and out steps Sammy da
'Venture Kitty, Lilith Kitten Gordon-Mahoney, and Ranger Graycat
Mahoney. Meow, Anais! Happy purr day! Headbutts and cheekrubs are
exchanged. And meow to you too, Tiger! My, you're looking handsome!

Another teleporter twinkles, wrinkles, and shines, and out steps
Rosco & Stormmee. Meow, Anais! Happy purr day!