Going toona fishing

Chester anna mo duz like Jocko sayz anna dey alzo grab derown girlcatz anna
start danzin wifa musik so dat da toonaz willz tryta splazh demselves, Hey
diz here iz funfun, Chester swingin luci inna circle
Jocko wrote in message
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On Sat, 13 Jan 2007 02:49:09 GMT, "Julie Porter"
wrote:

Yu red my mind! Dat would be purrfect, Chester.

Lucy

Good choice, Chester-man! Here, let me me show you how. First we pick
out a nice, strong net. I saw that you were looking at this one, so
how about we start out with it? And Mr. Mo, did I see you and Miz
Piglet looking at a net? Let's grab these two here.

Now Chester, tie this here big rope to that ring on the net. And Mo,
you do the same with your net. Now, Mr. CaptainCat, if you please?

[A large boom swings out from the port side of the fishing boat,
dragging Chester's net into the water. Another boom swings out from
the starboard side, pulling Mo's net in to the water. The captain
gives the throttles a bump to get the boat moving again.]

Now, here's the hard part - all of you kitties on board, start calling
the toonas! You've got to wake tem up and get their interest, so
they'll come and see what all the noise is about. And we can use my
secret weapon, too. See, I learned that the giant toonas around here
REALLY don't like parties. If kitties on party boats party too loud,
the giant toonas like to jump real high and splash watermonsters on
them.

So, everykitty that isn't watchng a net, it's party time! You steel
band kitties, start the moosik! Then let's all dance!

Jocko

Now dat wuz fiun wuzintit, Chester, pleased wif himsef anna hiz furndz, he
hi fives Mo, kisses da paw of lucy anna gifs miss Piglett a twirl onna
danzin floor...
D Mahoney wrote in message
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So, everykitty that isn't watchng a net, it's party time! You steel
band kitties, start the moosik! Then let's all dance!

Jocko
[The steel band plays on, kitties dance, and snacks and drinks are
served. Kittycats line the deck of the fishing boat calling "Heer,
toona, here toona, toona, tooon, toona". All the while, watchcats with
binoculars to their eyes scan the horizon.

One of the watchcats whistles and nods to the Captain, who nods to
Jocko. Jocko has a few words with Chester and Lucy, and with Mo and
Piglet. Deckhands scramble to get equipment ready.

Jocko meows "Now!" very loudly. A huge toona leaps out of the water on
the boat's port side, sending a huge wall of water towards the boat
as it lands in the water. The deckcats are ready, though, and quickly
raise a plastic weathershield so Chester and Lucy don't get drenched.

At the same time, another huge toona leaps into the water to the
boat's starboard. Deckhand cats again keep the fishing cats from
getting soaked.

Both toonas have flopped down into toona nets. The nets, straining to
near bursting, are brought aboard by the ship's winches. All the
fishing cats gather round...]

Yes sir! Egzzelent jobs, every kitty! This toona right here has got to
weigh at least a hunnert and fifty pounds, and this offur one is even
bigger. Huge toonas!

Jocko

diz iz juzt tootoo kule, anna hizsef sure lukz tastee, Chester prowd!!!
Julie Porter wrote in message
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Chester! Chester! Chester!! Wee did it! Wee did it!

Jocko, fangu so much fur your help! Dis is sew eksiting!

Lucy


"D Mahoney" wrote in message
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So, everykitty that isn't watchng a net, it's party time! You steel
band kitties, start the moosik! Then let's all dance!

Jocko
[The steel band plays on, kitties dance, and snacks and drinks are
served. Kittycats line the deck of the fishing boat calling "Heer,
toona, here toona, toona, tooon, toona". All the while, watchcats with
binoculars to their eyes scan the horizon.

One of the watchcats whistles and nods to the Captain, who nods to
Jocko. Jocko has a few words with Chester and Lucy, and with Mo and
Piglet. Deckhands scramble to get equipment ready.

Jocko meows "Now!" very loudly. A huge toona leaps out of the water on
the boat's port side, sending a huge wall of water towards the boat
as it lands in the water. The deckcats are ready, though, and quickly
raise a plastic weathershield so Chester and Lucy don't get drenched.

At the same time, another huge toona leaps into the water to the
boat's starboard. Deckhand cats again keep the fishing cats from
getting soaked.

Both toonas have flopped down into toona nets. The nets, straining to
near bursting, are brought aboard by the ship's winches. All the
fishing cats gather round...]

Yes sir! Egzzelent jobs, every kitty! This toona right here has got to
weigh at least a hunnert and fifty pounds, and this offur one is even
bigger. Huge toonas!

Jocko

can i haff some?
beauty


On Mon, 15 Jan 2007 05:19:00 GMT, "Julie Porter"
wrote:

Chester! Chester! Chester!! Wee did it! Wee did it!

Jocko, fangu so much fur your help! Dis is sew eksiting!

Lucy


"D Mahoney" wrote in message
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So, everykitty that isn't watchng a net, it's party time! You steel
band kitties, start the moosik! Then let's all dance!

Jocko
[The steel band plays on, kitties dance, and snacks and drinks are
served. Kittycats line the deck of the fishing boat calling "Heer,
toona, here toona, toona, tooon, toona". All the while, watchcats with
binoculars to their eyes scan the horizon.

One of the watchcats whistles and nods to the Captain, who nods to
Jocko. Jocko has a few words with Chester and Lucy, and with Mo and
Piglet. Deckhands scramble to get equipment ready.

Jocko meows "Now!" very loudly. A huge toona leaps out of the water on
the boat's port side, sending a huge wall of water towards the boat
as it lands in the water. The deckcats are ready, though, and quickly
raise a plastic weathershield so Chester and Lucy don't get drenched.

At the same time, another huge toona leaps into the water to the
boat's starboard. Deckhand cats again keep the fishing cats from
getting soaked.

Both toonas have flopped down into toona nets. The nets, straining to
near bursting, are brought aboard by the ship's winches. All the
fishing cats gather round...]

Yes sir! Egzzelent jobs, every kitty! This toona right here has got to
weigh at least a hunnert and fifty pounds, and this offur one is even
bigger. Huge toonas!

Jocko

Chester, yu ar jus bout the smartest cat effur!

**SMOOCH!**

Lucy

"Stormmee" wrote in message
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diz iz juzt tootoo kule, anna hizsef sure lukz tastee, Chester
prowd!!!

Julie Porter wrote in message
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Chester! Chester! Chester!! Wee did it! Wee did it!

Jocko, fangu so much fur your help! Dis is sew eksiting!

Lucy


"D Mahoney" wrote in message
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So, everykitty that isn't watchng a net, it's party time! You
steel
band kitties, start the moosik! Then let's all dance!

Jocko
[The steel band plays on, kitties dance, and snacks and drinks are
served. Kittycats line the deck of the fishing boat calling "Heer,
toona, here toona, toona, tooon, toona". All the while, watchcats
with
binoculars to their eyes scan the horizon.

One of the watchcats whistles and nods to the Captain, who nods to
Jocko. Jocko has a few words with Chester and Lucy, and with Mo
and
Piglet. Deckhands scramble to get equipment ready.

Jocko meows "Now!" very loudly. A huge toona leaps out of the
water on
the boat's port side, sending a huge wall of water towards the
boat
as it lands in the water. The deckcats are ready, though, and
quickly
raise a plastic weathershield so Chester and Lucy don't get
drenched.

At the same time, another huge toona leaps into the water to the
boat's starboard. Deckhand cats again keep the fishing cats from
getting soaked.

Both toonas have flopped down into toona nets. The nets, straining
to
near bursting, are brought aboard by the ship's winches. All the
fishing cats gather round...]

Yes sir! Egzzelent jobs, every kitty! This toona right here has
got to
weigh at least a hunnert and fifty pounds, and this offur one is
even
bigger. Huge toonas!

Jocko

Owh Beauty! Yu can haf yur wate in toona! Derz a LOT of toona heer.

I doant want you tu be hungry, Beauty.

Joey

"John Ross Mc Master" wrote in message
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can i haff some?
beauty


On Mon, 15 Jan 2007 05:19:00 GMT, "Julie Porter"
wrote:

Chester! Chester! Chester!! Wee did it! Wee did it!

Jocko, fangu so much fur your help! Dis is sew eksiting!

Lucy


"D Mahoney" wrote in message
.. .
So, everykitty that isn't watchng a net, it's party time! You
steel
band kitties, start the moosik! Then let's all dance!

Jocko
[The steel band plays on, kitties dance, and snacks and drinks are
served. Kittycats line the deck of the fishing boat calling "Heer,
toona, here toona, toona, tooon, toona". All the while, watchcats
with
binoculars to their eyes scan the horizon.

One of the watchcats whistles and nods to the Captain, who nods to
Jocko. Jocko has a few words with Chester and Lucy, and with Mo and
Piglet. Deckhands scramble to get equipment ready.

Jocko meows "Now!" very loudly. A huge toona leaps out of the water
on
the boat's port side, sending a huge wall of water towards the
boat
as it lands in the water. The deckcats are ready, though, and
quickly
raise a plastic weathershield so Chester and Lucy don't get
drenched.

At the same time, another huge toona leaps into the water to the
boat's starboard. Deckhand cats again keep the fishing cats from
getting soaked.

Both toonas have flopped down into toona nets. The nets, straining
to
near bursting, are brought aboard by the ship's winches. All the
fishing cats gather round...]

Yes sir! Egzzelent jobs, every kitty! This toona right here has got
to
weigh at least a hunnert and fifty pounds, and this offur one is
even
bigger. Huge toonas!

Jocko

They'll be ekstra guud wif toonyfish!

Lucy


"Stormmee" wrote in message
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chester goes and brings back 2 drinkz, her we go, deze sure duz tazte
gud,
Chester
Julie Porter wrote in message
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Dey wil! Til day do, lets jus haf anuther nip colada an enjoy da
boat.

Lucy

"Stormmee" wrote in message
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Hopefully da kaptin or jocko willz be alongta hepz uses soon,
Chester
Julie Porter wrote in message
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Oh, yure duing wonderfullye! We jus need tu lern how tu uze da
net,
an
get effurywon orgynized, an den weel be gud tu go!

Lucy

"Stormmee" wrote in message
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Huge blush, err renfur i nefur did diz befur, ifin it wuza
mowzey
i
kuld
garintee it butted i izunt qwuite az sure 'bowt diz toona
stuffz,
Chester,
tryin hard


Dat sownds deslishus! I know we will ketch one because
Chester
is
sew
smart.

Lucy

Now, Chester, dat wood be so much fun! Coarse I do! Fangu!

Lucy


"Stormmee" wrote in message
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duz wantsa get matchin shirtz? Chester hopeful
Julie Porter wrote in message
news
Yur gonna luck grate!

Lucy

"Stormmee" wrote in message
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Chester sees tiger in hiz flowery shirt and catsiderz... hhhmmm, I
mite wear
diz ifin i kan haf red flowerz, Chester
Mme. Anaïs ^..^ wrote in message
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On Sun, 14 Jan 2007 17:45:18 -0600, Stormmee's nimble, little
paws
typed:

I likez dat idermint of flowery shirtz, Tiger haza nize one
MME. A
gifed
hizsef, he mite efin be wearinit now, Chester, lookin arownd
fur
Tiger

Hez rite offur heer wif myownself, Chester. An derez a nyce shop
on
da Island dat selz dem so you can getz one wen we gettid bak wif
owr
toona!

--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs
1/14/2007 6:58:16 PM

Too skunkz?

Lucy


"Stormmee" wrote in message
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yez Big mamma anna 2 skunkz did it, Chester
Julie Porter wrote in message
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Reely? Dat will be fun tuu.

Lucy

"Stormmee" wrote in message
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yez anna jocko , 'cordinta OEJ knowz sum kule danze, Chester
Julie Porter wrote in message
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Yess! We culd wer furry festive cloathes.

Lucy


"Stormmee" wrote in message
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now dat wuuld be fun, Chester, remfurin what Tiger sayed abowt
da
luuooww
lazt year...


Julie Porter wrote in message
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Maybee we can grill it on da beech an haf a big owtdoor
party
wif
mewsic
and nip coladas.

Lucy

"Stormmee" wrote in message
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I wonnerz whut kindof parti we iz gonna haf when we getz
diz
her
giant
fishie, Chester imaginin,

Yes sir! Egzzelent jobs, every kitty! This toona right here has got to
weigh at least a hunnert and fifty pounds, and this offur one is even
bigger. Huge toonas!

Jocko

Ok, efurrykitty, lets have one more try before the Captain takes us back.
I hear there's a REALLY HYOOGE toona living out here, so let's see if we
can all catch him togeffer. There's a whole lot of kitties back on da
Island, and I'll bet they'd all like to have some nice, fresh giant toona.

[Jocko joins Chester and Mo's nets together, then the Captain uses both
booms to lower them into the water behind the fishing boat. The band plays
on, the kitties party on, many trays of snacks and drinks are carried on
deck from the galley.]

Jocko