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Bubbles returns...
And he's back in typical tom cat fashion.... 'Told wifey to make up her
mind - either get him neutered and keep him in full time or forget taking him in and keep him outside. As it stands now he wants to go out and run all night then come inside and sleep all day. No, No, Nooooo - won't work. A short while ago he was strutting around singing and calling. The wife asked me what he's singing about. 'What do ya think? - He wants to get laid!' "Oh", says the wife as she turns towards Bubbles, " try whining about it - works for Rob." I just get no respect. |
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RobZip wrote:
And he's back in typical tom cat fashion.... 'Told wifey to make up her mind - either get him neutered and keep him in full time or forget taking him in and keep him outside. As it stands now he wants to go out and run all night then come inside and sleep all day. No, No, Nooooo - won't work. A short while ago he was strutting around singing and calling. The wife asked me what he's singing about. 'What do ya think? - He wants to get laid!' "Oh", says the wife as she turns towards Bubbles, " try whining about it - works for Rob." I just get no respect. I've read all your posts on this and know that you said this one is your wife's responsibility but it's just wrong to be contributing to the kitten overpopulation like this regardless of whose "responsibility" it is. You had already accepted this cat into your home; just because he got out should not make it okay to not follow through with his neutering. You might wind up with a yard full of kittens in a couple of months. Whether you keep him in or out, he should be neutered right away. I know you said you can't help all cats in your area and I feel that way about my neighborhood sometimes, too, but he was *already* your indoor cat. If your wife is so dense she doesn't understand that he needs to be neutered, it's still no excuse for your ignorance. It won't cost that much to get one more cat neutered. He'll live longer but it also might save you from a kitten problem yourself. |
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"RobZip" wrote in message ... And he's back in typical tom cat fashion.... 'Told wifey to make up her mind - either get him neutered and keep him in full time or forget taking him in and keep him outside. As it stands now he wants to go out and run all night then come inside and sleep all day. No, No, Nooooo - won't work. A short while ago he was strutting around singing and calling. The wife asked me what he's singing about. 'What do ya think? - He wants to get laid!' "Oh", says the wife as she turns towards Bubbles, " try whining about it - works for Rob." I just get no respect. I can absolutely understand that. I bet wifey--"the wife" has her reasons. A novel idea: be the bigger person and neuter the freaking cat before he can breed any more. Or shut the hell up about it in here. Or maybe you should just shoot him in the head--as I recall that was your last remedy for a rowdy Tom cat that you found to be bothersome. |
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Bubbles returns...
cybercat wrote: I can absolutely understand that. I bet wifey--"the wife" has her reasons. A novel idea: be the bigger person and neuter the freaking cat before he can breed any more. Or shut the hell up about it in here. Or maybe you should just shoot him in the head--as I recall that was your last remedy for a rowdy Tom cat that you found to be bothersome. ez pumpkin, that's it..breathe in... , and breathe out... thaaats it... serenity now, serenity now maybe next time cat is sleeping reeeal good take him and get his balls cut off this will teach the cat not to sleep so easy during the day |
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Bubbles returns...
cybercat wrote: Or maybe you should just shoot him in the head--as I recall that was your last remedy for a rowdy Tom cat that you found to be bothersome. oh i missed that part |
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Bubbles returns...
On 6 Jan 2006 18:49:53 -0800, "Levon"
wrote: cybercat wrote: I can absolutely understand that. I bet wifey--"the wife" has her reasons. A novel idea: be the bigger person and neuter the freaking cat before he can breed any more. Or shut the hell up about it in here. Or maybe you should just shoot him in the head--as I recall that was your last remedy for a rowdy Tom cat that you found to be bothersome. ez pumpkin, that's it..breathe in... , and breathe out... thaaats it... serenity now, serenity now maybe next time cat is sleeping reeeal good take him and get his balls cut off this will teach the cat not to sleep so easy during the day Tom cats are deadbeat dads, Levon. Every one of them. They don't pay taxes, either. They deserve to get their balls whacked off. I can see why you have to whine for pussy, BTW. You don't get anywhere by telling a passionate woman to calm down. You want her at fever pitch, ready to strangle you. Then you shift that nervous energy further down the spinal column with some apologetic sweet talk. If that doesn't work, you can do what I do -- go to a whorehouse and pay the nice lady to shut up and put out. Charlie |
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"Levon" wrote in message ups.com... cybercat wrote: Or maybe you should just shoot him in the head--as I recall that was your last remedy for a rowdy Tom cat that you found to be bothersome. oh i missed that part |
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Bubbles returns...
"Candace" wrote in message ups.com... I've read all your posts on this and know that you said this one is your wife's responsibility but it's just wrong to be contributing to the kitten overpopulation like this regardless of whose "responsibility" it is. A deal is a deal is a deal... I just got in off the road, wife says Friday am for the neuter clinic if I can pick him up Saturday morning. You had already accepted this cat into your home; just because he got out should not make it okay to not follow through with his neutering. You might wind up with a yard full of kittens in a couple of months. The management did a census on the cat population recently - 85 strays running the area. In a small development, thats quite a few. I hear plans are to hire nuisance animal control people and have them trapped and removed. If your wife is so dense Perhaps you *do* get the gist of the problem. I said no more animals. She wanted this little guy. She agreed to terms. As in other instances, trying to shuck and jive to push the problem off on me, she has let deadline come and go. Now when I finally had to get nasty about it, she picks up the phone and does what she agreed to originally. she doesn't understand that he needs to be neutered, it's still no excuse for your ignorance. Ignorance is not a factor. That's why I've been insisting she do as she agreed. I have part of Saturday and Sunday off. The rest of the week is 14 hour days. There's a limit to how much I will let her little whims interefere with what little time I have at home. |
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Bubbles returns...
"cybercat" wrote in message ... Wife will handle it after being badgered to live up to what she originally agreed to. A novel idea: be the bigger person and neuter the freaking cat before he can breed any more. Or shut the hell up about it in here. And howza bout maybe go **** yourself, mmmkay? Or maybe you should just shoot him in the head--as I recall that was your last remedy for a rowdy Tom cat that you found to be bothersome. |
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Bubbles returns...
Charlie Wilkes wrote:
I can see why you have to whine for pussy, BTW. You don't get anywhere by telling a passionate woman to calm down. You want her at fever pitch, ready to strangle you. Then you shift that nervous energy further down the spinal column with some apologetic sweet talk. If that doesn't work, you can do what I do -- go to a whorehouse and pay the nice lady to shut up and put out. Charlie you're preaching to the choir easy Charlie, thaaat's it, breathe in... me thinks something has got charlies nose open now he is intoxicated, drugged |
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