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A Mahdyfied Lizt ov Occifurrz az of Joolye 1, 2011



 
 
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Default A Mahdyfied Lizt ov Occifurrz az of Joolye 1, 2011


Chaynje furr Joolye:
A verry impurrtint polytikkul pozt waz vakayted in Joon
by ower loss ov Mme. Anaïs Lachatte,
MeOwy, ower rezidint Egypshun Mau cat, will fyll diz pozitshun az
Nuu Diplocat 2 Egypt, and tennatifflee tu the Temple of Bast,
....pendink agzeptunse frum da Temple.
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OFFISHUL: Lizt of Offurrsirz az of Joolye, 2011

*** Offurrzurz ov Catmerica, by title and rank ***

Grand Pooh-Bah ... "Lovable Louise"
On leef furr retreet 2 lurn how 2 influenz kitties
Vice Grand Pooh-Bah ... Pi2nya, Aktink Grand Pooh-Bah
Assistant Vice Grand Pooh-Bah ... Mosey
Deputy Assistant Vice Grand Pooh-Bah ... Sundance
...
Prezident uf Catmerica ... "Lovable Louise"
On leef furr retreet 2 lurn how 2 influenz kitties
Vice Prezident ... Sapphire Samurai

Chancellor of the Exchequer ...Mosey

Chief Justicat ... "Lovable Louise"
Assistant Chief Justicat ... Samuel Redcat Mahoney
Sheriff of the Catmerica Police Department ... Rosco P. Catrane
Deputy Assistant to Sheriff ... Rowan
Deputy Chief Inspektor ... Sundance
Police Dispatcher ... Little Kitty

Document Examiner ... Lilith Kitten Mahoney
Diplocat 2 Canada ... Mosey
Nuu Diplocat 2 Egypt, tennatiff tu the Temple of Bast ... MeOwy
Diplocat 2 Furrance ... Rebecca
Diplocat 2 Mexico ... Lucy
Diplocat 2 Moon ... Booker
Diplocat 2 White House ... Pi2nya

Fixing the Human Economy ... Clarence

Chaircat of da Committee fur Monitoring Mischief...Ranger Greykitten
Co-Secretaries of Bittees ... Piglett and Wascal
"The Maggie May Bittee Committee":
Missy, WooToo, Bear, Sunrise,Sundance,
Shadow, Minnie, Pooky, Pipps, Mosey,
and all other interested kitteez
Secretary of Defense ... Ralph de Ralf
Secretary of Educating Humans ... Little Kitty
Senior Adviser 2 Secretary 4 educating Hoominz ... WooToo
Secretary of Elder Kitties: Ralph de Ralf
Vice Secretary of Elder Kitties: OEJ
Secretary of Exterior ... Wascal
Secretary of Fudzs ... Beauty
Secretary of Interior ... MeOwy
Secretary ov Nappin an Wappin ...Chappy

Candle Liter ... N-E-Kitty, NEtyme, NEreeson.

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*** Offishulz Uff Catmerica, Alfabetikulee by nayme ***

Beauty ... Secretary of Fudz
Booker ... Diplocat 2 Moon
Chappy ... Secretary ov Nappin an Wappin
Clarence ... Fixing the Human Economy
Lilith Kitten Mahoney ...Document Examiner
Little Kitty ... Police Dispatcher, Secretary 4 Educating Hoominz
Lovable Louise ... Grand Pooh-Bah, Chief Justicat,
Prez. uv Catmerica {tempurrary Leeve of Abzenze}
Lucy ... Diplocat 2 Mexico
MeOwy ... Secretary of Interior,
Nuu Diplocat 2 Egypt,
tennatiff tu the Temple of Bast
Mosey ... Assistant Vice Grand Pooh-Bah, Diplocat 2 Catnada
& Chancellor of the Exchequer
N-E Kitty ... Candle Liter ... N.E.tyme, N.E.reeson.
OEJ... Vice Secretary of Elder Kitties

Piglett ... Co-Secretary of Bittees
Pit2nya ... Vice Grand Pooh-Bah, Diplocat 2 White House
Ralph de Ralf ... Secretary of Defense & Secretary of Elder Kitties

Ranger Greykitten...Chaircat of da Committee fur Monitoring Mischief
Rebecca ... Diplocat 2 Furrance
Rosco P. Catrane ... Sheriff of Catmerica
Rowan ... Deputy Assistant to Sheriff

Samuel Redcat Mahoney ... Assistant Chief Justicat
Sapphire Samurai ... Vice Prezident of Catmerica
Sundance ... Deputy Asst. Vice Grand Pooh-Bah,
& Deputy Chief
Inspektor
Wascal ... Secretary of Exterior, Co-Secretary of Bittees
WooToo ... Senior Adviser 2 Secretary 4 Educating Hoominz
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"The Maggie May Bittee Committee":
Bear,Minnie, Missy, Mosey, Pipps, Pooky,
Shadow, Sundance, Sunrise,WooToo
other interested kitteezCo Secretaries of Bittees
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Respeckfully submittid,

Pit2o.onya, Vice Grand Pooh-Bah


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Pitô.ônya

 




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