Medical Purrs Needed

Boogie da HarpurrCat, purrin away dat hiz meowmie-in-law feelz betterer
soon. He rememfurz da time hizownmeowmie hadda sinus feckshun anna how
mizerable she felt anna he duzn't want fur hiz darling Kitty's meowmie to
feel dat bad.

PURRRRRRRRRRRPUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRpurrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrpurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrpurrrrrrrrrrr

Boogie da HarpurrCat inna Bawlmer
"ChildFree23" wrote in message
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Please purr for Meowmie Debby's sinuses. This is the second time they're
infected in less than a month.

Fangu,
Kitty Schottland, VC
Chief Tortie In Residence
Caretaking Kitty, Catmerica Volunteer Nurses Corps
Registered Cat Nurse


With Liberty And Lunacy For All

On 22 Feb 2006 18:25:09 -0800, 's little,
agile paws typed:

Deer Miss Kitty Shottland, mine sekataree sed she red in thu paper
'bout one uf those nose washers 2. Hur sinusees havn't hurrted
recently, so she hazn't tried thu washing thing but she saw one at
Walgreens & it looked like Aladdin's Lamp. she hazn't red thu
direkshuns, so she duzn't no iffen it wurks. she did go to
walgreens.com & put in 'sinus wash' & thay diskribed thu washer
thingie. we all r purrin that u feel bedder suun. purrs, Mollie
Anne, who doesn't think she wants to watch her mom try to do this EVER.

That's called a "neti pot"and it's what I used before the water-pik
attachment came out. It's of Indian origin, used by yogis. I still
keep one around for use during power failures.They're a bit sloppy to
use, and aren't as efficient as the water-pik one, but yes, they
work.

You fill it with warm, buffered saline solution, and pour it in one
nostril until it flows out the other. Easier to demonstrate than
describe. Sorry.

Unka S.
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Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs
2/22/2006 11:35:46 PM
anais_737+at+verizon+dot+net

you hoomanz iz weird, puttin watermonzterz in yourown nozes onna purpoze, no
wonner we iz da superior species, Trudi
Mme. Anaïs ^..^ wrote in message
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On 22 Feb 2006 18:25:09 -0800, 's little,
agile paws typed:

Deer Miss Kitty Shottland, mine sekataree sed she red in thu paper
'bout one uf those nose washers 2. Hur sinusees havn't hurrted
recently, so she hazn't tried thu washing thing but she saw one at
Walgreens & it looked like Aladdin's Lamp. she hazn't red thu
direkshuns, so she duzn't no iffen it wurks. she did go to
walgreens.com & put in 'sinus wash' & thay diskribed thu washer
thingie. we all r purrin that u feel bedder suun. purrs, Mollie
Anne, who doesn't think she wants to watch her mom try to do this EVER.

That's called a "neti pot"and it's what I used before the water-pik
attachment came out. It's of Indian origin, used by yogis. I still
keep one around for use during power failures.They're a bit sloppy to
use, and aren't as efficient as the water-pik one, but yes, they
work.

You fill it with warm, buffered saline solution, and pour it in one
nostril until it flows out the other. Easier to demonstrate than
describe. Sorry.

Unka S.
--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs
2/22/2006 11:35:46 PM
anais_737+at+verizon+dot+net

On Wed, 22 Feb 2006 22:56:59 -0600, Stormmee's little agile paws
typed:

you hoomanz iz weird, puttin watermonzterz in yourown nozes onna purpoze, no
wonner we iz da superior species, Trudi

Ov cawz we iz! Didja effur see da boy-hoomans puttid whippy-creem on
dere fayces in da mornink den scrapes it off?

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Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs
2/23/2006 1:50:07 PM
anais_737+at+verizon+dot+net

no butted i heared 'bout it, owr furry keepz hizown face furz, he didn't
usta be he haz hadit sinze i lifed here, Trudi, not too sure 'bout furry NOT
bein furry
Mme. Anaïs ^..^ wrote in message
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On Wed, 22 Feb 2006 22:56:59 -0600, Stormmee's little agile paws
typed:

you hoomanz iz weird, puttin watermonzterz in yourown nozes onna
purpoze, no
wonner we iz da superior species, Trudi

Ov cawz we iz! Didja effur see da boy-hoomans puttid whippy-creem on
dere fayces in da mornink den scrapes it off?

--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs
2/23/2006 1:50:07 PM
anais_737+at+verizon+dot+net

Kitty Schottland, we'ze purrin' fur Meowmie Debbie - but we'ze gotta
add ower voice tu de list saying "luk into salien rinses!".

Meomie had lotsa bad strepped throats, ow-tite-us, an' sinus
'feckshuns, an' she had whut da dum TED-humins thot us "asthma" an gave
hur puffers for. Nuthin' helped but fur short short time.

She got a nasal irrigator frum a company called NeilMed (we iz not
affiliated, yadda yadda...) and SHE EFFEN HAS NO MOOR ASTHMA. She uses
it daily iffn' she hazza coldmonster or allergy sniffles, an cupla
timesa week offurwise.

Da Neilmed wun is a speshul squeezie bottle dat comes with pre-measured
saline packets and yew buy packet refills. Iz less messy than a
neti-pot kind, an' cheeper than de wadderpik kind.

Blue, sinus cold manager.