Surprise Party For Kitty Schottland ... SSSH!

On Thu, 14 Feb 2008 11:09:59 -0600, Granby wrote:

HRH, this is Lewi. Do you know if there is a ballroom at the catsino? And,
is there a band available? To have a birthday and Valentines day on the
same day should be something special. If you will look above the roof of
the Catsino you will see a large hot air balloon inscribed with "Happy
Birthday kitty Schottland one side and Happy Valentines day on the other.
The basket below is filled with treats for all the kitties. The hoomans may
think it is for them but it is most definitely NOT!! There are all sorts of
things for the chef to prepare and Niptinw for all and Sparkling nip for
those kitties who are not old enough for the regular nipwine yet. I sure
hope she likes it. Lewi who does not gamble but prefers to spend his toonas
on his friend.

There is indeed! I believe that Piglet was looking into booking the Sunset
Ballroom. And I believe there is a full orchestra available. Maestro
Hercule, do know if your orchestra would be available to perform in the
Ballroom for this birthday/Valentine's party?

The balloon looks magnificent, Lewi. I am very impressed, and I'm sure
that Kitty Schottland will be as well.

Cleo

There is indeed! I believe that Piglet was looking into booking the Sunset
Ballroom. And I believe there is a full orchestra available. Maestro
Hercule, do know if your orchestra would be available to perform in the
Ballroom for this birthday/Valentine's party?

The balloon looks magnificent, Lewi. I am very impressed, and I'm sure
that Kitty Schottland will be as well.

Cleo

They are indeed! We haf a performance later zis evening, but we can most
definitely perform fur ze party.

I believe I saw mineown friend Mercurious off in the shadows a leetle
while ago. He is friends wiz ze management here, so I will ask him to help
ensure zat ze ballroom is made available.

Hercule

itz veri romantiakal izunt it, TV, holding hiz paw behind hiz bak
Her Royal Highness Cleopatra Silvercat wrote in message
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On Thu, 14 Feb 2008 11:09:59 -0600, Granby wrote:

HRH, this is Lewi. Do you know if there is a ballroom at the catsino?
And,
is there a band available? To have a birthday and Valentines day on the
same day should be something special. If you will look above the roof
of
the Catsino you will see a large hot air balloon inscribed with "Happy
Birthday kitty Schottland one side and Happy Valentines day on the
other.
The basket below is filled with treats for all the kitties. The hoomans
may
think it is for them but it is most definitely NOT!! There are all
sorts of
things for the chef to prepare and Niptinw for all and Sparkling nip for
those kitties who are not old enough for the regular nipwine yet. I
sure
hope she likes it. Lewi who does not gamble but prefers to spend his
toonas
on his friend.

There is indeed! I believe that Piglet was looking into booking the Sunset
Ballroom. And I believe there is a full orchestra available. Maestro
Hercule, do know if your orchestra would be available to perform in the
Ballroom for this birthday/Valentine's party?

The balloon looks magnificent, Lewi. I am very impressed, and I'm sure
that Kitty Schottland will be as well.

Cleo

On Thu, 14 Feb 2008 12:08:55 -0600, Stormmee wrote:

itz veri romantiakal izunt it, TV, holding hiz paw behind hiz bak

It certainly is!

Would you be so kind as to accompany me to the party and to the concert?

Cleo

On Feb 14, 2:13*pm, Her Royal Highness Cleopatra Silvercat
wrote:
On Thu, 14 Feb 2008 12:08:55 -0600, Stormmee wrote:
itz veri romantiakal izunt it, TV, holding hiz paw behind hiz bak

It certainly is!

Would you be so kind as to accompany me to the party and to the concert?

Cleo

Surnise and Maggy May are walking by, each with a small bunch of
flowers. Behind them is walking a _mountain_ of flowers and other
decorations, with a jaunty, waggy, black retriever tail coming out of
the back. The mountain is pulling a red wagon with even more
decorative items

Maggy May: Wee iss takin dis stuff to da Sunset Bawroom, for da party.

Sunrise: Butted my BOYFRIN iss playin poker an won' be comin to da
party. starts to cloud up

Maggy May: I gonna SWAT dat widdle boy ub mine. No matter HOO yor
girfren iss, effen iff she ISS da debil incarnayte, you gotta treetz
hur romantic on Valentine Day.

Sunrise: Fangyu, I fink.

Mountain of flowers: woof

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err well yez ifin you agreezta wear diz, holdz owt a box, inside is a
shimmering silver gown, wif matchin necklaze anna ear ringz... anna here iza
korsaze... beautiful wite roses dipped in silver at the tips... TV
Her Royal Highness Cleopatra Silvercat wrote in message
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On Thu, 14 Feb 2008 12:08:55 -0600, Stormmee wrote:

itz veri romantiakal izunt it, TV, holding hiz paw behind hiz bak

It certainly is!

Would you be so kind as to accompany me to the party and to the concert?

Cleo

On Thu, 14 Feb 2008 14:26:32 -0600, Stormmee wrote:

err well yez ifin you agreezta wear diz, holdz owt a box, inside is a
shimmering silver gown, wif matchin necklaze anna ear ringz... anna here iza
korsaze... beautiful wite roses dipped in silver at the tips... TV

[Cleo stands stunned, unable to speak for a few moments.]

Oh, TV - those are all so beautiful! Thank you so much!

[Cleo gives him a big smooch. She then signals for a waitcat to bring her
a box behind the front desk. ]

Here, I got these for you. A silver collar with diamond insets that
matches mine, and for each of us a miniaturized teleporter and GPS
receiver that fits on our collars. That way neither of us will ever get
lost, and we can 'port immediately to wherever the other is.

Cleo

now dat iz way kule, TV imprrszed
Her Royal Highness Cleopatra Silvercat wrote in message
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On Thu, 14 Feb 2008 14:26:32 -0600, Stormmee wrote:

err well yez ifin you agreezta wear diz, holdz owt a box, inside is a
shimmering silver gown, wif matchin necklaze anna ear ringz... anna here
iza
korsaze... beautiful wite roses dipped in silver at the tips... TV

[Cleo stands stunned, unable to speak for a few moments.]

Oh, TV - those are all so beautiful! Thank you so much!

[Cleo gives him a big smooch. She then signals for a waitcat to bring her
a box behind the front desk. ]

Here, I got these for you. A silver collar with diamond insets that
matches mine, and for each of us a miniaturized teleporter and GPS
receiver that fits on our collars. That way neither of us will ever get
lost, and we can 'port immediately to wherever the other is.

Cleo

Thank you so much for taking control, Mr. Lewi. I'm not good at planning
parties, just coming up with ideas for them.

Debby

"Granby" wrote in message
...
I am sorry my secretary did not read the full thred before asking
questions. Thank you so much for knowing there is a ballroom available.
Miss Piglet would appreciate any help she can get in decorating. I know
very little of these things. I just want it to be beautiful and special.
Lewi a bit nipped at his secretary for the moment.
"Will in New Haven" wrote in message
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On Feb 13, 9:13 pm, "ChildFree23" wrote:
Thank you for such a prompt response, Mr. Lewi! The first thing we need
to
do is rent a ballroom big enough to fit all of rpcc. Would you have Ms.
Piglet take care of that?

Next, we have to cater the event. FluffyKits, are you available?

Do you know any kitties who are good at decorating? Maybe Sunrise could
help, since she's so pretty.

Blushing I kin roun up sum flowurs ann sum pritty papter an ribbuns.
Maybe Miss Piglet can get usses da byootiful Sunset Ballrum at da
katsino. Winnie an Wascal kan show her wer it iss. Iyam off to da
flourist an da party shoppes. My meowmie Maggy May iss cummin frum
home to hep mee ann shee is bringin Bear, r noble d*g, too carry
stuff.

Sunrise, da PRITTY wun

--

"Valentines day, the holiest day of the year" - Jackie, on "That
Seventies Show."




Mr. Lewi, can you think of anything else I have to do?

Thank you,
Debby

"Granby" wrote in message

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Yes Madam of course I am interested. She is such a wonderful friend I
would be most happy to do whatever I can to help on the occasion. By
the
way, I am slowly beginning to understand some of the other cats and
humans, Not fully yet but now and then I get a message so, hope this
will
improve. Thank you for asking me.
"ChildFree23" wrote in message
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Dear Mr. Lewi,

Hello! I am Debby, one of Kitty Schottland's humans. I hope I can
communicate with you, without Sassy Dog translating. Kitty
Schottland's
eighteenth purr day is tomorrow, Valentine's Day, and I'd like your
help
in putting together a little surprise party for her! Are you
interested?

Fangu,
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Thank you, Rebecca. Kitty Schottland will eat just about anything, so I'll
leave it up to you and Mr. Lewi.

Debby


"Rebecca" wrote in message
et...
Yes, Anti Debby, Fluffykitz iz vailabul. Maybe lotsa choklit an shampain?
How bowt seefudz? Plus owrown usual sortmint uv speshulteez. I will keep
it sekrit, dont yoo wurry!

Rebecca, tiptoeing out of the thread

"ChildFree23" wrote in message
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Thank you for such a prompt response, Mr. Lewi! The first thing we need
to do is rent a ballroom big enough to fit all of rpcc. Would you have
Ms. Piglet take care of that?

Next, we have to cater the event. FluffyKits, are you available?

Do you know any kitties who are good at decorating? Maybe Sunrise could
help, since she's so pretty.

Mr. Lewi, can you think of anything else I have to do?

Thank you,
Debby

"Granby" wrote in message
...
Yes Madam of course I am interested. She is such a wonderful friend I
would be most happy to do whatever I can to help on the occasion. By
the way, I am slowly beginning to understand some of the other cats and
humans, Not fully yet but now and then I get a message so, hope this
will improve. Thank you for asking me.
"ChildFree23" wrote in message
...
Dear Mr. Lewi,

Hello! I am Debby, one of Kitty Schottland's humans. I hope I can
communicate with you, without Sassy Dog translating. Kitty
Schottland's eighteenth purr day is tomorrow, Valentine's Day, and I'd
like your help in putting together a little surprise party for her!
Are you interested?

Fangu,
Debby