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Old December 30th 07, 01:52 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Cheryl P.[_2_]
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Meomie finds lots fings tu du that duznt invovle cats (or she finks they
shudnt, fur sum reeson) called 'hobbies'. Resently, thu hobby wuz
nittin, wat I wuz abul tu help her wif by chooin off thu yarn fur her,
an she mite git bak tu that. Now shez helpin a fren whoo jus moved intu
a noo house by sewin kurtains, an I iz helpin hur by holdin thu faburrik
inna playce.

Eny othur cats helpful wif hobbies?

Sam the effur-useful


sigh Metres and metres of billowing white lace in the extra-wide width
intended for sheers .... and a large black cat.

Cheryl
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Old December 30th 07, 06:07 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Sundance
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Yes, I helpz Meowmie wif herown hobbiez, too. One hobby I had to make hur
stop. She uzed to do "needulwerk" stufz, but when I fownded owt dat it wuz
hertin herown eyez, I made her stop by attackin da badbad thredz an uther
stufz she uzed fur it. Itz amazin how mennee greeblingz dere iz in hoomin
hobby materiulz.

Now I iz tryin to make her stop doin stufz on da pooter eksept fur owrown
korryspondintz, kuz dat bovverz herown eyez, too. I gitz rite in herown
face an tell her to juss take kare uv da kitty stufz an den git offa da
pooter. So far she iznt gittin da messij.

Sundance

"Cheryl P." wrote in message
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Meomie finds lots fings tu du that duznt invovle cats (or she finks they
shudnt, fur sum reeson) called 'hobbies'. Resently, thu hobby wuz nittin,
wat I wuz abul tu help her wif by chooin off thu yarn fur her, an she mite
git bak tu that. Now shez helpin a fren whoo jus moved intu a noo house by
sewin kurtains, an I iz helpin hur by holdin thu faburrik inna playce.

Eny othur cats helpful wif hobbies?

Sam the effur-useful


sigh Metres and metres of billowing white lace in the extra-wide width
intended for sheers .... and a large black cat.

Cheryl



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Old December 30th 07, 06:16 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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OwerownMeowmie haz sum hoppeez lyke doze wons. She gots a liddle hook-
fingy dat caches yarns, anna da yarns always raps rownd her fingers,
sew I helps by bitin' da yarns off. Sumtymes her usses paynts to
mayke pickshurs. Midnite helps wif dat--she tunrs herowntayle intew a
payntbrush, an' paynts walls anna kurtins anna floors fur Meowmie. We
alluvusses helpf wif da baykin' tew, specially tasin' da stuffs dat
kumes outta da offen, and' rollin' da kookeez onna da floor tew see
iffn dey will bounze. Meowmie ses wealluvusses er furry helpful, den
she gifs usses speshul treets anna lets us gow intew da bedrum wif da
door klowsed sew she kin finish all by her lonesum. --
PacoBell, the helpfullest kitty of all.
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Old December 30th 07, 06:18 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Granby
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Hihi diz iz O. T. anna you ken dekorate da liffink room wif da yarnz. Jus
grab da end and run under efferthink you ken. It looks realli gud anna when
da hooman komes in and dey squealz wif delite.

Da gramby duz what deyu kallz refinish furniturez, yu kno where we skratchez
it and den dey takez all da paint off and putz more on. Herself jus duzent
preciate catart.
"Cheryl P." wrote in message
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Meomie finds lots fings tu du that duznt invovle cats (or she finks they
shudnt, fur sum reeson) called 'hobbies'. Resently, thu hobby wuz nittin,
wat I wuz abul tu help her wif by chooin off thu yarn fur her, an she mite
git bak tu that. Now shez helpin a fren whoo jus moved intu a noo house by
sewin kurtains, an I iz helpin hur by holdin thu faburrik inna playce.

Eny othur cats helpful wif hobbies?

Sam the effur-useful


sigh Metres and metres of billowing white lace in the extra-wide width
intended for sheers .... and a large black cat.

Cheryl



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Old December 30th 07, 07:12 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Booker
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Default Hoomin Hobbies

Weze sitz on meowmiez kwilting. Den she had ta wash an steel ar furs off
efuryting dat she was sendin fur presntz. Weze voted to haf hur send da
furz as a gift, but she didn't listen.

Booker

Cheryl P. wrote:

Meomie finds lots fings tu du that duznt invovle cats (or she finks they
shudnt, fur sum reeson) called 'hobbies'. Resently, thu hobby wuz
nittin, wat I wuz abul tu help her wif by chooin off thu yarn fur her,
an she mite git bak tu that. Now shez helpin a fren whoo jus moved intu
a noo house by sewin kurtains, an I iz helpin hur by holdin thu faburrik
inna playce.

Eny othur cats helpful wif hobbies?

Sam the effur-useful


sigh Metres and metres of billowing white lace in the extra-wide width
intended for sheers .... and a large black cat.

Cheryl

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Old December 30th 07, 07:47 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Harri Roadcat
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Default Hoomin Hobbies

Meomie finds lots fings tu du that duznt invovle cats (or she finks they
shudnt, fur sum reeson) called 'hobbies'. Resently, thu hobby wuz
nittin, wat I wuz abul tu help her wif by chooin off thu yarn fur her,
an she mite git bak tu that. Now shez helpin a fren whoo jus moved intu
a noo house by sewin kurtains, an I iz helpin hur by holdin thu faburrik
inna playce.

Eny othur cats helpful wif hobbies?

Sam the effur-useful


Mine Paw likez to try to write stuffz on himz laptop, an I helpz him out
by sitting on himz lap and walking on himz keyboard. An Meowmie
somestimez duz some nitting, an I helpz by beating her yarns into
submission.

Harri
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Old January 1st 08, 03:48 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Timmie's Mommy
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Default Hoomin Hobbies

On Dec 30, 2:47 pm, Harri Roadcat wrote:
Meomie finds lots fings tu du that duznt invovle cats (or she finks they
shudnt, fur sum reeson) called 'hobbies'. Resently, thu hobby wuz
nittin, wat I wuz abul tu help her wif by chooin off thu yarn fur her,



Eny othur cats helpful wif hobbies?


Sam the effur-useful

An Meowmie
somestimez duz some nitting, an I helpz by beating her yarns into
submission.

Harri


Chooin yarn issa furry furry danjurus to do. Iffn you swallow enny
ovit, yu mite hasta bisit TeD. Ennywayz, nittin is a furry yoosful
hobbiez. My Meowmy maked a bed for mine sisfur Jasmin, whoze allatime
kold, anna blankies fur mineownsef an mine sisfur Leia, an she eben
maked SWEDDERS fur da 2 dumdogz so dey duzzin't freez to def out inna
snowmonsters (whusomever heered of dogz warin swedders? dey luk
ridikulus) Alla dis to say dat a nittin hobby gotz benefits fur
usses, da main wun beein dat a peeple hoo is nittin, is sittin. Dat
makes a lap fur usses.

Timmie
Eggspurt nitter
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Old January 1st 08, 03:55 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mme. Anaïs ^..^[_3_]
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Default Hoomin Hobbies

On Sun, 30 Dec 2007 10:22:44 -0330, Cheryl P.'s nimble, little paws
typed:

Meomie finds lots fings tu du that duznt invovle cats (or she finks they
shudnt, fur sum reeson) called 'hobbies'. Resently, thu hobby wuz
nittin, wat I wuz abul tu help her wif by chooin off thu yarn fur her,
an she mite git bak tu that. Now shez helpin a fren whoo jus moved intu
a noo house by sewin kurtains, an I iz helpin hur by holdin thu faburrik
inna playce.

Eny othur cats helpful wif hobbies?

Sam the effur-useful

sigh Metres and metres of billowing white lace in the extra-wide width
intended for sheers .... and a large black cat.

Cheryl


My hooman sews too, buttid I'ze a liddle kitty an can't jump up on da
sewink kabinet to inspekt da fabrik an toolz...

Howeffur, it duz produce skweelz ov delite if'n a kitty walkz on da
foot-pedal fingy...

--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

“I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by
little, the cats become its visible soul.â€
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

12/31/2007 10:53:45 PM
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Old January 1st 08, 06:24 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Granby
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Default Hoomin Hobbies

Dat futz pedal fingy can kauze ur hooman to say bad fings. I did dat onzt
andpinched myown futz when it wentz down. Won do dat again.
"Mme. Anaïs ^..^" wrote in message
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On Sun, 30 Dec 2007 10:22:44 -0330, Cheryl P.'s nimble, little paws
typed:

Meomie finds lots fings tu du that duznt invovle cats (or she finks they
shudnt, fur sum reeson) called 'hobbies'. Resently, thu hobby wuz
nittin, wat I wuz abul tu help her wif by chooin off thu yarn fur her,
an she mite git bak tu that. Now shez helpin a fren whoo jus moved intu
a noo house by sewin kurtains, an I iz helpin hur by holdin thu faburrik
inna playce.

Eny othur cats helpful wif hobbies?

Sam the effur-useful

sigh Metres and metres of billowing white lace in the extra-wide width
intended for sheers .... and a large black cat.

Cheryl


My hooman sews too, buttid I'ze a liddle kitty an can't jump up on da
sewink kabinet to inspekt da fabrik an toolz...

Howeffur, it duz produce skweelz ov delite if'n a kitty walkz on da
foot-pedal fingy...

--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

"I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by
little, the cats become its visible soul."
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

12/31/2007 10:53:45 PM



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Old January 1st 08, 06:28 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Granby
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Default Hoomin Hobbies

by da wayz, diz iz me O. T. dat got kautted by da futz pedal fingie.
"Granby" wrote in message
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Dat futz pedal fingy can kauze ur hooman to say bad fings. I did dat onzt
andpinched myown futz when it wentz down. Won do dat again.
"Mme. Anaïs ^..^" wrote in message
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On Sun, 30 Dec 2007 10:22:44 -0330, Cheryl P.'s nimble, little paws
typed:

Meomie finds lots fings tu du that duznt invovle cats (or she finks they
shudnt, fur sum reeson) called 'hobbies'. Resently, thu hobby wuz
nittin, wat I wuz abul tu help her wif by chooin off thu yarn fur her,
an she mite git bak tu that. Now shez helpin a fren whoo jus moved intu
a noo house by sewin kurtains, an I iz helpin hur by holdin thu faburrik
inna playce.

Eny othur cats helpful wif hobbies?

Sam the effur-useful

sigh Metres and metres of billowing white lace in the extra-wide width
intended for sheers .... and a large black cat.

Cheryl


My hooman sews too, buttid I'ze a liddle kitty an can't jump up on da
sewink kabinet to inspekt da fabrik an toolz...

Howeffur, it duz produce skweelz ov delite if'n a kitty walkz on da
foot-pedal fingy...

--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

"I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by
little, the cats become its visible soul."
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

12/31/2007 10:53:45 PM





 




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